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There's literally so many it's almost impossible to choose.  But the absolute first one that springs to mind is when Moe is on the phone with an escort service.

 

Hello? Yeah.
I'd like to arrange for an escort, please.
To where? How about Orgasmville!

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2 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

There's literally so many it's almost impossible to choose.  But the absolute first one that springs to mind is when Moe is on the phone with an escort service.

 

Hello? Yeah.
I'd like to arrange for an escort, please.
To where? How about Orgasmville!

That sounds suspiciously like something beyond season 13. And you know how we feel about that.

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Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.

Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

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It's like picking a favorite orgasm. They're all pretty great, some have been better than others, and the more time goes by the new don't compare with the ones you remember fondly. But you don't have a favorite.

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I was bored at work the other day and just started mentally listing my favorite episodes.

 

It was going to be a Top Ten but it's too hard to pick just ten.

 

Here's what I came up with, more or less in order of how much I like them.

 

Last Exit to Springfield

"Lisa needs braces....Dental Plan!  Lisa needs braces....Dental Plan!  Lisa needs braces....Dental Plan!"

 

Bart’s Comet

(I love the ending when the entire town is in the bomb shelter and they all run out to die singing Que Sera Sera.)

 

Lemon of Troy

 

The Springfield Files

I bring you love!

 

Homer Goes to College

 

Deep Space Homer

Careful!  They're ruffled!

 

A Star is Burns

I was saying boo-urns.

 

Radioactive Man

Marge, do you have other men in this house?  RADIOACTIVE men?

 

Duffless

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

 

Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

(Cause not only is Poochie one radical dude, so is Roy, who's been living with the Simpsons.)

 

Hurricane Neddy

Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling.

 

Boy Who Knew Too Much

I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

 

Bart on the Road

 

Bart of Darkness

 

PTA Disbands

There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

 

Homer the Great

And to celebrate....we're having ribs!

 

 

I also love all the Treehouse of Horror episodes, even the later shittier ones.  But if I had to pick favorites, it was the run of 4, 5, 6, and 7, which gave us such classics as "The Devil and Homer Simpson," "Terror at 5 and 1/2 Feet," "Bart Simpson's Dracula," "The Shinning," "Time and Punishment," "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores," "Homer Cubed," "Genesis Tub," and of course the immortal classic "Citizen Kang."

Don't blame me...I voted for Kodos!

 

OK....so what do you think?  What classic episode did I forget that deserves to be on this all time best list?  What episode did I choose that you think has no place on such a list?

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"Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?"
"45 seconds?"
"And what's our time so far?"
"I don't know, sir. This stop-watch only goes up to fifteen minutes."

 

The first time I saw that scene, I laughed so hard that the sides of my head started to hurt. There's a lot more, but that one has always been a stand out for me.

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