Wrestlemafia II: Purgatory Boogaloo - GAME OVER (TOWN WINS)

[Conor 2,729]

(Really just another excuse to post as many Vince McMahon images as possible, providing a contextual foundation for wrestling shitgifs)

 

magisme - Chris Jericho

GnRLiars - Stone Cold Steve Austin

John Bonham - Brock Lesnar

(IMPOSTOR) Mr America - Braun Strowman

altered beast - Bret Hart

arnold layne - Finn Balor

bacardimayne - Big Show

Major Mayhem - AJ Styles

KFCBucket - Undertaker

hotdogman - Kane

Ragnar - Shinsuke Nakamura
Jerry Callo - John Cena
Bernadette - Ultimate Warrior
arnold layne - Triple H

 

Welcome to the sixth instalment of the Purgatory franchise, Wrestlemafia II: Purgatory Boogaloo. See the first Purgatory game, and the second, the third, and the fourth, for an idea of the game you have signed yourself up for. Now that you have your mostly randomly assigned roles, it's time to begin playing. As always, here are a simple set of rules for the game, but I've also attached a quick Mafia Guide for players new to the game.

 

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Rules:

Simpler, abridged rules:

1. Stick to your assigned role, and read it carefully. If you have questions regarding your role send the game moderator a PM.

2. You may not quote PM's in the game thread. This includes manufacturing fake PM's.

3. Communication between players is limited to the game thread and during the day only. Your PM with your role information will inform you if you can talk to another player via PM. If you are unsure of what the day is please PM the game moderator.

4. Editing or deleting your posts is strictly prohibited.

5. Please bold your votes.
Example:
Official Vote: Conor
Unvote: Conor

6. Once the number of votes to lynch a player have been made, the player is lynched and Night begins. Posting in the game thread at Night is strictly prohibited. Posting includes, but is not limited to, thoughts on the lynch, bumping, omg!!! etc. This rule will be strictly enforced. If you post during the Night there will be penalties. No exceptions.

7. Players with Night roles are encouraged to send the moderator PM's ASAP. If they do not receive your PM in a timely manner, expect your power for that Night forfeited. There will be a warning when the time is taking too long.

8. Do not post after you are dead unless told otherwise.

9. The moderator is the only one to make official vote counts.

10. Please post. If something comes up where you will not be able to post please let the game moderator know.
 
11. For those unsure of how to play, please consult this guide:-
 
http://cataldo.freeshell.org/mafia/mafiascum04.swf

 

It's going to be another slobberknocker. And very fittingly, my 8000th post.

[Conor 2,729]

 

[Conor 2,729]

Detective McGuffin sits at his desk staring blankly at a small medallion, simply engraved "J.J", his only lead in the Vince McMahon murder case. As he manoeuvres the medallion between his fingers, he states blankly at a list of names. Jimmy Jacobs, Jon Jones, Jason Jordan, Jeff Jarrett, Jack Jester, and even Jesse Ventura (his birth name is James Janos, look it up you fatasses), to name but a few. What could it mean? Could the inscription relate to something other than a person?
 

Monday Night Raw remains somber in atmosphere, despite the weeks passed since the death of Vince McMahon, but the show must go on. With the MAFIA running wild and attempting to seize control of the show, a stand must be made. WWE President Jack Tunney appears on the titantron to deliver a message to the fans and superstars, which is particularly impressive as he's been dead for fourteen years.

"The current situation is unprecedented, but we are not un-presidented." Tunney performs a little dance before continuing. "We shall learn from our mistakes and our accomplishments, and proceed the only way we know how. We must come up a show that will sports entertain you, in the name of the great Vincent Kennedy McMahon. It's what he would have wanted."

"Nearly a year and a half ago, we were in disarray, but Vince knew what to do. He knew the best course of action was to elect a Commissioner, and he was right. With that in mind, I implore you to elect the best damn Commissioner you can. It will be the job of the Commissioner to finalise tonight's Main Event, pitting superstars in direct competition with each other. For their lives." The air in the room suddenly dissipates as shock whirls around the arena.

"We will weed out this poison any way we see fit."

[Conor 2,729]

Day One: 11 Players Left; 7 votes for the election of a Commissioner. The majority required is greater because I ain't got no SYMPY for y'all.

[Conor 2,729]

[John Bonham 10,834]

I am going to vote for hotdogman as commissioner.

He's not a longtime vet like arnold layne or bacardimayne, nor a a relative noob like Ragnar or KFCBucket.

Just a good, middle-of-the-road, conservative choice.

 

Official Vote: hotdogman

 

[Bill Brasky 4,215]

vote major mayhem

my reasoning is he’s a vet player and a wrestling fan 

 

im also good with Cardi as comish 

 

 

 

[Major Mayhem 934]

 

[Major Mayhem 934]

Vote Altered Beast

 

selected by the fickle finger of fate

[Bill Brasky 4,215]

Only 11 players so we really shouldn’t rush votes

un vote major

[magisme 14,789]

Let's talk a little bit about how we think this is going to work before we rush to vote.

 

So we elect a commissioner and he puts up two of us for a battle. What then? Clearly one of those two will die, but by whose hand? Will we vote on that too? Will it be a roll of the moderator's dice? Anyone have experience with this setup?

 

Then, is the commissioner we choose today the commissioner again tomorrow? Or do we get to choose a new commissioner?

[GnRLiars 2,499]

Vote?

look at my licence plate in the back of my truck to see who I’m voting for. 

 

 

[Major Mayhem 934]

unvote altered beast

 

My understanding is that the commissioner makes all of the matches

[John Bonham 10,834]

2 hours ago, Troy McClure said:

vote major mayhem

my reasoning is he’s a vet player and a wrestling fan 

 

im also good with Cardi as comish 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Troy McClure said:

Only 11 players so we really shouldn’t rush votes

un vote major

FOS: Troy McClure

[Bill Brasky 4,215]

9 minutes ago, John Bonham said:

 

FOS: Troy McClure

I’m trying to use logic

we have a small game 

why rush ?

 

i still prefer Cardi or Major as commissioner due to them being wrestling marks

heck im a good candidate 

 

i would also also like to know what exactly the commissioner role will be like mags said

 

 

[Ragnar 1,663]

I will refrain from voting untill I know what commissioner`s role is.

[Bill Brasky 4,215]

@Conor can we have some clarity on the commissioners role 

[Conor 2,729]

2 minutes ago, Troy McClure said:

@Conor can we have some clarity on the commissioners role 

See Day One of Wrestlemafia. 

[Bill Brasky 4,215]

Well that’s kinda vague

 

So I’m going to vote for the only person I know to be a townie 

 

Vote Troy Mcclure

[GnRLiars 2,499]

I’ll be stunned if you guys don’t vote me as commissioner. 

In the mean time, I’m gonna sit back, eat some freshly killed meat and have a couple of beers

 

make the right decision. 

[John Bonham 10,834]

6 minutes ago, GnRLiars said:

I’ll be stunned if you guys don’t vote me as commissioner. 

In the mean time, I’m gonna sit back, eat some freshly killed meat and have a couple of beers

 

make the right decision. 

Un-Vote: hotdogman/Official Vote: GnRLiars

[Bill Brasky 4,215]

So we got Victoria Texas in the house 

 

but it is it the 01 version ?

 

i have to comb my beard 

 

anyone else like to share ?

[magisme 14,789]

I feel like following Bonham's early game instincts might be a good idea.

 

Official Vote: GnRLiars

[Bill Brasky 4,215]

15 minutes ago, magisme said:

I feel like following Bonham's early game instincts might be a good idea.

 

Official Vote: GnRLiars

Why ?

 

just would like to know your reasoning 

 

thank you

[magisme 14,789]

51 minutes ago, Troy McClure said:

Why ?

 

just would like to know your reasoning 

 

thank you

Because I never have any clue who to vote for on Day 1, and I think JB makes some good calls early sometimes.

 

Also, I don't know wrestling, but I'm pretty sure GnRLiars role revealed with his post about meat and beers, and I doubt a mafioso would role reveal on Day 1.