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12 hours ago, wasted said:

You should write a book about office politics. My friend had a way of undermiming his manager or whoever above him. His theory was you bet against the project going well. So you will probably win and being the voice of discontent in private ensures a promo. Never take on the chalkenges of a new promotion, use it to increase pay in another job. Once in the new position you use that to get similar job in another company for more money. Again you undermime your superior in secret to remove them and take their job. It’s a 10 year war. Once you have experience get a redundancy package payout then become a consultant for triple pay. It was fascinating following his career and route to the top. Never actually did any real work until he became a consultant. After a year he sold up moved to beach in Peru. 

I always loved this for office life... 

 

 

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Just now, jackie moon said:

I always loved this for office life... 

 

 

I guess The Office killed most of the “You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps” thing. 

 

 

 

 

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On 2/4/2019 at 4:04 PM, wasted said:

I guess The Office killed most of the “You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps” thing. 

 

 

 

 

it's the new "case of the Mondays" 

 

LOL! 

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11 hours ago, jackie moon said:

it's the new "case of the Mondays" 

 

LOL! 

Lip service in the veal fattening pens will be a VR best seller. 

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“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can.

 

Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.” 

 

― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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On 2/5/2019 at 5:04 AM, wasted said:

I guess The Office killed most of the “You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps” thing.

 

I first saw that phrase in 1988 in the graphic novel "The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore and Brian Bolland, the ultimate Joker story.

 

It was especially funny cause the woman who had it at her desk was working At Arkham, a literal insane asylum.

 

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Live and let live.

That's my motto. Live and let live.

 

Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. 

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3 hours ago, John Bonham said:

Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. 

Can't tell if this is intentional irony.

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http://www.fastcompany.com/3021567/most-productive-people-chef-cnn-anthony-bourdain

“I understand there’s a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy.” -Anthony Bourdain
I know he's dead, never watched his show but I think his regimen works.

 

Also if you ever get in the pen, listen to Wes Watson. Get hardcore.

 

 

 

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First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salami

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