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John Bonham

Should Axl eat more hot dogs and ice cream?

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re mommy's hotdogs, I'm sure Beta realizes the threat to Axl's life and cuts them up after frying them in butter.

It's obvious a Grand Mac pr day will bring us new album, if you add fries and large shake Axl might make an effort to sing well too.

 

It's so easy wasn't recorded after brunch at 3 star Michelin place so this theory holds.

 

He'll gain some weight but guess what, he's already a fat fucking fat fuck.

 

What about MSL or some other creep insider pass this info on.

 

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At night, Axl sneaks onto the kitchen and steals some food from the fridge, he calls it "the perfect crime", that's why he doesn't play the song live anymore, so Beta cant't suspect of him.

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16 hours ago, arnold layne said:

How the fuck do you deep fry Kool-Aid? 

 

 

Ingredients
3 large eggs
2 cups milk
1/4 cup sugar
3 2/3 cups plain, all purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup dry unsweetened cherry kool-aid powder
2 teaspoons baking powder
vegetable oil
1/4 cup dry unsweetened cherry kool-aid powder
1/2 cup powdered sugar
 

How to Make Deep Fried Kool-Aid
Step-by-Step 

1Beat eggs and sugar together. Slowly add milk while beating slowly. Add flour, 1/4 cup of dry kool-aid powder,salt and baking powder then beat till nice and creamy. The batter should be bright pink. Add more Kool-Aid powder as desired.
Cook in hot vegetable oil for 3 to 4 minutes. Remove when batter is golden brown and crispy.
Roll in mixture of the remaining 1/4 cup Kool-Aid powder and the 1/2 cup powdered sugar. Allow to cool a bit before eating so it doesn't burn your mouth.
Taste best with a glass of cold Kool-Aid to drink.
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On 7/24/2017 at 10:25 AM, John Bonham said:

Also, hot dogs carry an extreme asphyxiation risk.

Do you think the Beta cuts them up into wee bites for Axl to offset his risk of choking?

 

She's the most expensive caregiver in California, I choose to believe that Beta knows how to perform the heimlich maneuver, so no

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43 minutes ago, uruguns said:

She's the most expensive caregiver in California, I choose to believe that Beta knows how to perform the heimlich maneuver, so no

She’s had a lot of practice doing it to Axl’s wallet.

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