Conor 3,022 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 PURGATORY V: THE FIGHT FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE (SICK OF MAFIA EDITION) Miser magisme Bill Brasky Damn_Smooth John Bonham altered beast bacardimayne GnRLiars Haters Gonna Hate arnold layne GUNNER Apollo BASIC RULES You will be split into two teams; Those Without Tumblr (TWOTs) and Social Justice Warriors (SJWs). These teams will be selected at random, and you will be assigned your team secretly by myself through PM. It will be an 8:4 split. The TWOTs will only know their own alignment, whereas the SJWs will be aware of their entire team. There is no elimination. You will each take part for the duration of the game. The game will be split into seven rounds, or Missions. Prior to each Mission, you will vote for a Leader. You may discuss amongst yourselves who is best suited to this role, and vote for your Leader in a similar fashion to voting to lynch in Mafia (bolded Official Vote). You may change your vote as many times as you wish until a majority of 7 is reached. A player may be voted as Leader on more than one occasion, but not in successive rounds.The Leader, with your help and discussion, will then determine who is sent out on the subsequent Mission, including or not including himself. The number of players sent on each Mission will increase as the game goes on. Mission 1: 3 players Mission 2: 4 players Mission 3: 4 players Mission 4: 5 players Mission 5: 6 players Mission 6*: 7 players Mission 7: 7 players When you have discussed the make-up of the team, and the Leader has officially submitted his selection, the players sent on the Mission will contact me via PM, stating their intention for the Mission to be a "Success" or "Failure". TWOTs must pick Success, however SJWs may choose either. I will reveal the number of votes for each at the end of the Mission. For the Mission to be accomplished for TWOTs, all votes must be Success. If even one vote is Failure, the SJWs have sabotaged the Mission. (*The exception to this is Mission 6, which requires two Failure votes for the SJWs to sabotage.) The game will end when the TWOTs successfully complete four Missions, or the SJWs manage to sabotage four Missions. FAQ Q: Do the Social Justice Warriors know who each other are? A: Yes Q: Can the Social Justice Warriors communicate outside of the game thread? A: No Q: Will voting for the Success of Failure of Missions be private? A: You will send your votes privately, and when the results are announced they will be anonymous. Q: Will players other than the Leader know who else is going on a Mission ahead of time? A: Yes. You will discuss who you think the Leader should choose before their final choice, and the final build of the team will be announced prior to the voting phase. Q: Will the final counts for the voting phase be announced? A: Yes, I will reveal the number of votes for Success and the number of votes for Failure after each mission. Q: Why can't we just play Mafia? A: Mafia has been overdone and exhausted over the last few months, and there is a saturation of games with the exact same combination of players. Try something new for a change, whether it works out or not. It's time for a change. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ It's time to put that white privileged head to good use, so down your gluten-filled beer, finish your cruelty-processed hotdog, tug your bishop to some ethically questionable pornography and change the course of the world around you, by changing nothing. We like stability. We like gender exclusivity, and we like air conditioning as it is. Over the next number of days, you will coordinate seven attacks on the Social Justice Warriors HQ, Whole Foods, and it is up to you to ensure their success. But you're not all in this together. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please elect a Leader for Mission 1. You may discuss amongst yourselves who is best suited to this role, and vote for your Leader in a similar fashion to voting to lynch in Mafia (bolded Official Vote). You may change your vote as many times as you wish until a majority of 7 is reached. The Leader will make the final decision as to which players will be sent on the first mission. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,931 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Fuck that! I want to go. Official vote: Damn_Smooth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conor 3,022 Posted June 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 12 Players; 7 Votes for an Election. Official Vote Count: bacardimayne (1) - bacardimayne Damn_Smooth (1) - Damn_Smooth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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John Bonham 25,824 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 This game puts a smile on my face. I am ready to destroy some SJWs. I'm not gonna vote until everyone has posted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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John Bonham 25,824 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, bacardimayne said: Can the sjws communicate outside the thread? ^ SJW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,931 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, bacardimayne said: Can the sjws communicate outside the thread? He said no in the rule thread. Last page. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haters Gonna Hate 1,151 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 I like hotdogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,824 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,931 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Micheal Moore is one ugly tranny. You know, as opposed to the slightly less ugly trannies surrounding it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GnRLiars 4,464 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, magisme said: Catch me in the baking section. I'll be the guy roundhousing anyone who reaches for spelt flour. I fucking hate spelt flour but i wanna go on a mission Official vote GnRLiars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 hours ago, bacardimayne said: lets get this shit started official vote: bacardimayne dont worry i threw up last night and wont be drinking again for a long time 4 hours ago, Damn_Smooth said: Fuck that! I want to go. Official vote: Damn_Smooth 4 minutes ago, GnRLiars said: I fucking hate spelt flour but i wanna go on a mission Official vote GnRLiars Are we supposed to vote for ourselves? I didnt read the rules, someone explain me this votes. I just wanted to lynch mags before he screw towns game again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,931 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, GUNNER said: Are we supposed to vote for ourselves? I didnt read the rules, someone explain me this votes. I just wanted to lynch mags before he screw towns game again. You're supposed to vote for me. It's on page four in the rule thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,824 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 I would like to be part of GUNNER's partnership. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Patton Oswald killed his wife Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,824 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,469 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Official vote: GUNNER I wanna watch the world burn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,469 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Haters Gonna Hate said: I like hotdogs Me too. I had one for breakfast yesterday. It was delicious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 49 minutes ago, John Bonham said: A easy blow job ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,931 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 So our strategy should be to figure out who is sjw and not send them on missions, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 @Damn_Smooth partnership? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Damn_Smooth said: You're supposed to vote for me. It's on page four in the rule thread. Im not going to read that until tonight, so Im going to belive in you. I hope you're not lying. Official Vote: Damn Smooth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 hours ago, John Bonham said: I would like to be part of GUNNER's partnership. I dont think Im going to make any partnership until I figure how to play this game. But, when I decide to make a partnership, you'll be the first in my list, João. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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