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My workplace is undergoing renovations in February, so they're giving me (and another coworker) the option of bussing out to a small oil town and working full time at the location there for the duration of renos. Travel and hotel would be paid for.

If there's a 24h McDonald's in the town and wifi in the hotel, I'm in.

Aren't you a cook? Did you really call a McDonald's to get their hours?

That's seriously giving some new meaning to "fat shit."

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No, occasionally going to McDonald's and treating yourself like garbage is normal, but you called one to get their hours to help you determine if you want to take a job or not. That's fucking retarded. Fat shit Bacardi at it again.

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Yeah, because I absolutely made the decision based on whether or not the McDonald's is open late. I was being serious with the rides in the contract too. I'm also going to take Damn Smooth's advice and demand a pool.God forbid I make a 20 second phone call to see if late night post-work munchies are an option.

Yeah, and I make a one off post joking about it, but you're so insecure and defensive you have to turn it into a god damned discussion. God forbid I laugh at a fat shit Canadian.

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Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.

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I hope thats not your chest. Edited by GUNNER

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you called one to get their hours to help you determine if you want to take a job or not.

legit lol.

 

amazing move.

Edited by jackie moon

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If a man is gluten free, is he automatically a fag?

If he's not celiac, yes

 

Part of me thinks celiac makes him more of a fag.

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The fucking snow followed me south!

we are set to get 40 CM in the next 24 hours (16 inches).

 

to the liquor store!!

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Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.

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I hope thats not your chest.
I'm pretty sure earlier he said it was the top half of his cock.

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Thats a huge ginger cock, then.

Not really. The average length in the U.S. Is 8.5 inches.

 

yep. It's the Adam Carolla method:  correct measurement procedure is to start at your butthole, circle around the balls, then slightly beyond the tip.

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Thats a huge ginger cock, then.

Not really. The average length in the U.S. Is 8.5 inches.

 

 

It so small you have to mesure it in lol inches.

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I tried ice skating for the first time today. I pretty much just walked onto the ice and skated. Arrogance isn't a bad quality when you back it up.

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Thats a huge ginger cock, then.

Not really. The average length in the U.S. Is 8.5 inches.

 

 

If you ever wish to mess up your son's mind tell him that 11" is the average, but if he's just a little under not to worry about it.

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