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Jair Bolsonaro authorized this afternoon a "counter-terrorism" operative against the Communist Party's headquarters in Brasilia. Allegedly, 4 military trucks arrived outside the building and the soldiers swarmed in, killing everyone in sight. According to local sources, there are 21 people reported dead, all of them associated with the Communist Party.

 

rip @ManetsBR

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On 5/14/2020 at 2:49 AM, AxlisOld said:

That ended up being an 18 hour day.

And now...

Monday: 10

Tuesday: 12

Wednesday: 16

I'm. Fucking. Tired.

That's illegal here. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Facekicker said:

That's illegal here. 

 

 

They paid me OT, so they can do whatever they want to me.

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49 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Did you know Michael J. Fox is in the song Madagascar?

 

Also, did you know that nobody cared cause that song is ass?

do you know michael j fox doesnt need to pull his dick back and forth when he wanks, he just holds it and his body moves it for him

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2 hours ago, Pappa FAT said:

do you know michael j fox doesnt need to pull his dick back and forth when he wanks, he just holds it and his body moves it for him

He goes for a piss and gets a wank chucked in for nothing.

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On 5/3/2020 at 5:04 PM, Salsh Borski said:

Help me people.  So, I made a boo boo and somehow spilled sticky stout beer all over the back seat and floor of the car.  I’ve scrubbed it and washed it but the car still smells like a brewery and the good lady is furious with me.  Any tips?

Buy her flowers, keep them in the car for a couple days....walla...car smells pretty and good lady is happy again.

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41 minutes ago, CatatonicKitty said:

Buy her flowers, keep them in the car for a couple days....walla...car smells pretty and good lady is happy again.

Kill her. The smell from the body in the trunk will mask the stale beer smell. 

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3 hours ago, Facekicker said:

Kill her. The smell from the body in the trunk will mask the stale beer smell. 

Or eat Indian food and inevitably shit my pants the next day... the smell is the same.

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Radio used by the Titanic to call for help can be salvaged, judge rules

A federal judge has ruled that RMS Titanic Inc. can salvage the radio used to call for help by the fated ocean liner after it struck an iceberg in 1912.

To get to the radio, divers would need to remove a part of the ship's deckhand to reach the room known as the Marconi Suite, which houses the device.
 
The ruling modified an order issued on July 28, 2000, that said that RMS Titanic Inc. could not cut into the wreckage or detach any part of it.
 
Virginia's eastern district court amended that order "for a unique opportunity to recover an artifact that will contribute to the legacy left by the indelible loss of the Titanic, those who survived and those who gave their lives in the sinking," Judge Rebecca Beach Smith wrote.
 
 
*borat guitar strumming intensifies*

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4 hours ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

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when you accidentally post one of your sacrifices to moloch on instagram

What’s Thomas meadow doing fucking j... oh that’s right, he fucks milfs

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14 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

Or eat Indian food and inevitably shit my pants the next day... the smell is the same.

Indian food makes my asshole violate The chemical weapons convention act. The smell alone could crop dust fields.

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1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Indian food makes my asshole violate The chemical weapons convention act. The smell alone could crop dust fields.

You and me both!

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I get a pound of ground beef. And the plan is to make a tomato meat sauce for a week. But I eat in one day and spend a week on the toilet. Value for money. 

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On 5/20/2020 at 11:12 AM, Facekicker said:

Kill her. The smell from the body in the trunk will mask the stale beer smell. 

That’s a much more economical solution....I should have thought of that.

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21 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

Or eat Indian food and inevitably shit my pants the next day... the smell is the same.

Either way you’ll need more beer

 

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On 5/6/2020 at 10:09 AM, wasted said:

One Xmas I took all the shifts and got triple time on Xmas day and New Year’s Eve and day. Then I got some bonus money and around mid January I got a 4K extra pay check. I quit the next day and bought a flight ticket. 

Where did you fly off to? 
 

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On 5/19/2020 at 4:14 AM, wasted said:

That’s why the US won’t fix healthcare because then you need to work to stay alive. 

But what work are you even doing Charlie? the last movie and tv show you did came out in 2017. 

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