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Val, that's some World Star shit.

 

I'm assuming the assailants were black?

 

You sure you know how to use that pepper spray?  Cause she shouldn't have been able to get back up and keep fighting if you got her in the eyes.

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42 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Val, that's some World Star shit.

 

I'm assuming the assailants were black?

 

You sure you know how to use that pepper spray?  Cause she shouldn't have been able to get back up and keep fighting if you got her in the eyes.

I know I got her cause when she was talking about how I was going to go to jail her eyes were swollen red. I remember the officer talking about her eyes. Maybe it's slow acting or the adrenaline but I know she tried to fight me again because when I was kicking her mom, I felt her and that's when I tackled her. 

 

Just an FYI, my place is not ghetto. It's a really nice apartment in a nice area (its fucking expensive too). I thought I got so lucky when my family and I moved here but now I know why it was available. The lady downstairs is fucking crazy. I just have to file a restraining order now and she won't come near my apartment again. I plan on moving anyways so I just need to get through these next months

 

Thing that pisses me off the most was that they both came here calling me a bitch, the daughter saying it was between me and her and getting in my face and after everything went down she wants to cry about going to the police. Why are you surprised about what happened? She wants to be a bad bitch, be a bad bitch then.

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I am going to stop being a distracted lazy piece of shit starting right now.

14 hours ago, arnold layne said:

My three month old kitten is an aspiring drunk. I cannot keep her away from my beer can. 

I would be careful. That's poison for them.

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On 8/7/2019 at 11:40 AM, Dr. Strangelove said:

National Geographic did an expedition to the Titanic wreck this weekend, first time humans have visited it in 14 years. Excited for the footage.

I watched this doco on how the main section is rapidly falling in on itself and disappearing much quicker than they anticipated.

 

I have always been fascinated with the wreckage

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On 8/7/2019 at 3:34 PM, Val said:

I can't wait to get out of here 

 

On 8/7/2019 at 3:34 PM, Val said:

I can't wait to get out of here 

Are you theee Val from yesteryear? 

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8 hours ago, meatpuppet said:

I am going to stop being a distracted lazy piece of shit starting right now.

I would be careful. That's poison for them.

It's poison for us, too.

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The last strip club in town closed shop this week. They blamed the closure on internet porn and mothers against drunk drivers. Apparently things had gotten so bad that they were bringing in male strippers on certain nights. 

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19 hours ago, GNS said:

fuck me, @Val ! how are you ??????

I'm good and you?

 

You played my game without knowing it was me ? Lol 😆

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1 hour ago, Val said:

I went to the park and cracked my damn ankle. I told my dog to go get help and the fat fuck just sniffs me and goes sit in the shade. Fat fuck 

He loyal to his tree

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Do you think I passed up the opportunity to become a Russian Operative? I was walking by a derelict old bus stop this afternoon when I spotted a copy of Kruschev Remembers sitting on the bench. Instead of picking up the book to invesitigate further I kept on walking while fantasizing about what it might be like to walk away from it all and start life over as a Ruskie spy. I may have read one too many Choose Your Own Adventure books as a kid. And then you mix that with the weed & shrooms and what you get is a Russian wedding with a washed up Axl Rose as your wedding singer.

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