The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

[Damn_Smooth 11,872]

1 hour ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

@Damn_Smooth

@MIA

You want me to argue about someone I've never heard of and couldn't give a shit less about? Sorry, not interested. On to the next one they prop up so they have a bad guy to chase. Business as usual.

[Bobbo 1,944]

If a girl calls you “dude” in passing, in the midst of a conversation, is that automatic friendzone?

 

Let me give you some context, because this whole situation is fucked up. i went out with a group last night, and my best friend’s girlfriend’s best friend finally came out with us.

 

i met her a couple times in the past, but basically my boy seriously fucked over his girlfriend last year (serial cheating), they broke up, they got back together but her best friend refused to share the same airspace with him. Until last night.

 

Prior to this, we had met a couple of times, mostly on the fly and on the go. The one real hangout we had went really well, but before I could make any real move, shit hit the fan with our friends, and she had stayed away up until now.

 

During the “hiatus” my boy’s girlfriend, several times, said that her friend really liked me, thought I was hot, blah blah, but the only reason she wasn’t coming around all this time was because of her adamant, relentless hatred for my boy. Knowing her as well as I do, she doesn’t come off as someone that would lie about that kinda thing, but bitches be bitches, right? then last night we all hung out for the first time in a year. I came later. Everything seemed to be going well. I mean I saw her straight up gawking me like three or four separate times when I first got there. I made her laugh, we had great conversation, fun overall, I thought I had it in the bag.

 

then we go back to my boy’s house, and the mood...changed. It wasn’t bad, it just seemed...lacking compared to what had come just before. We were still conversating, and then she hits me. In the midst of a conversation she goes “...oh and dude...”. It was a quick quip, but it’s been burned onto my mind all day today.

 

everyone had an early day the next day, so we all kinda went our separate ways at about 2 AM. Idk, I guess I could just text my friend and/or his girlfriend to get a read, but IF she doesn’t like me, I don’t wanna come off as the desperate twat and make the group dynamic weird for later on. So I’m just kinda “whatever” with them. But this all feels like 8th grade bullshit 🤣. I mean it was the first night back all together and there was bound to be sommmmeeee awkwardness given the circumstances. But fuck, I actually really like this girl. Like serious wifey material. And that’s rare for me.

 

what do you guys think? Am I just over analyzing it or is it a death sentence?

[Bobbo 1,944]

19 minutes ago, magisme said:

"Dude" is fine. You're fine.

 

Her friend already said she likes you. Stop looking for a way to fail and make a move.

I know she told me this in like July, and everything seemed like it was going down that road up until we got back home. I hope you’re right though. Should find out either way within the next week or two lol

[AxlisOld 9,019]

[Skeeter 3,720]

4 hours ago, Bobbo said:

If a girl calls you “dude” in passing, in the midst of a conversation, is that automatic friendzone?

 

Let me give you some context, because this whole situation is fucked up. i went out with a group last night, and my best friend’s girlfriend’s best friend finally came out with us.

 

i met her a couple times in the past, but basically my boy seriously fucked over his girlfriend last year (serial cheating), they broke up, they got back together but her best friend refused to share the same airspace with him. Until last night.

 

Prior to this, we had met a couple of times, mostly on the fly and on the go. The one real hangout we had went really well, but before I could make any real move, shit hit the fan with our friends, and she had stayed away up until now.

 

During the “hiatus” my boy’s girlfriend, several times, said that her friend really liked me, thought I was hot, blah blah, but the only reason she wasn’t coming around all this time was because of her adamant, relentless hatred for my boy. Knowing her as well as I do, she doesn’t come off as someone that would lie about that kinda thing, but bitches be bitches, right? then last night we all hung out for the first time in a year. I came later. Everything seemed to be going well. I mean I saw her straight up gawking me like three or four separate times when I first got there. I made her laugh, we had great conversation, fun overall, I thought I had it in the bag.

 

then we go back to my boy’s house, and the mood...changed. It wasn’t bad, it just seemed...lacking compared to what had come just before. We were still conversating, and then she hits me. In the midst of a conversation she goes “...oh and dude...”. It was a quick quip, but it’s been burned onto my mind all day today.

 

everyone had an early day the next day, so we all kinda went our separate ways at about 2 AM. Idk, I guess I could just text my friend and/or his girlfriend to get a read, but IF she doesn’t like me, I don’t wanna come off as the desperate twat and make the group dynamic weird for later on. So I’m just kinda “whatever” with them. But this all feels like 8th grade bullshit 🤣. I mean it was the first night back all together and there was bound to be sommmmeeee awkwardness given the circumstances. But fuck, I actually really like this girl. Like serious wifey material. And that’s rare for me.

 

what do you guys think? Am I just over analyzing it or is it a death sentence?

Way over analyzing.

 

I worked with this hottie that would call me mister on occasion. I thought it was her little pet nickname for me.  Then one day at a staff meeting, she called another dude mister.   Mister in a flirty way. "Are you gonna share that pizza with all of us, mister?" Etc.

 

At first I felt Bobboized. And overthought it the rest of the day. So I wasn't special, she called all guys that. Bleh.

 

A few hours after work I said "f*ck this" and I texted her that I was bored and she should come over (she'd never been to my house before).  An hour later she was there. An hour later we were eating pizza and watching True Blood (I now, dumb show, but she liked it). And an hour after that, I was balls deep and she was learning what being Skeeterized was all about.

Because of the work dynamic, we never dated. But we had sex all summer long until she met the guy that she eventually got engaged to and is currently married to.

 

TL/DR

You are over thinking this, buddy..

Why the hell don't you text or FB her to go do something tomorrow?

[Skeeter 3,720]

2 hours ago, magisme said:

"Dude" is fine. You're fine.

 

Her friend already said she likes you. Stop looking for a way to fail and make a move.

There is a chance that she's thinking Bobbo put her in the friendzone.

"I told Kathy to tell Keith that I thought Bobbo was really hot and I really liked him. But we just hung out all night and he didn't even attempt to make a move. I guess I'll go home and fuck my neighbor Leroy tonight, since Bobbo isn't interested in being more than friends."   That night she's getting plowed by Leroy and his 10-inch massive cock while wishing it would have been Bobbo, who is sitting at home wondering if he should just give up on a girl he'd marry and move on to another girl.

[Bobbo 1,944]

Lmao I thought about that. You may be right. I didn’t expect her to come out last night so, idk, I felt caught a little off guard. It just felt weird with this animosity she still has for my best friend. So it was a bit of walking on eggshells.

[EstrangedTWAT 10,749]

Bobbo,

 

One of my biggest regrets in life is that it took me so long to "unlearn" everything that we were force fed about "men and women" our whole lives.

 

When I was in high school, the message was to be like Ross from Friends.  And to not be like Joey, cause he's an asshole.   Girls like a nice guy like Ross.  Joey BAD.

 

Well, that's bullshit.  Girls hate Ross.   Girls get wet for guys like Joey.

 

Your friend is a serial cheater, yet his gf comes crawling back everytime.  Cause he's an asshole. Girls LOVE assholes.

 

The point of my rambling is this:  be more aggressive.  Fuck your friend and his gf.  This is between you and the girl.  Cut out the middleman.  Be direct.  Call her up, visit her workplace, and be direct.  Don't even bring up the other two's names.

 

"Hey, I'm doing (insert really fun thing here, not just getting coffee) on Friday.....come with me!"

 

Don't ASK her....TELL her.  Tell her she's coming with you.  Don't give her a choice.

 

If she gives you some shitty, non-committal reply, then just "All right, some other time."  And then just walk away and fucking forget about her.  Move on to the next one.

 

If you give the impression that you don't give a shit cause you got ten more bitches in the pipeline, she'll be more likely to be interested.  If you have even a whiff of desperation about you, her pussy will dry up like sandpaper.

 

Man, women are fucking cunts, aren't they?

 

Anyway, go give it an honest shot.  Direct, confident, and aggressive.  Don't be wishy washy.   If she is at all interested, she'll go for it.  If not, at least you'll know once and for all and can move on with your life.  If she says no, ghost her.  Remove her from your contacts, never talk to her or think about her again.  IF she comes back someday, then maybe give it another try, but only if SHE is the one pursuing you.

 

Good luck.

[Donald Trump 7,296]

When you find that special lady on Side Chicks with the brother & sister roleplay fantasy and you are not sure if you should sext her. Will it be Luke awkwardly kissing Leia or Deb does Dexter? Let your dick decide. Bust a move. Bust a nut. With Side Chicks you never have to worry about getting busted inside an underage slut. 

 

Disclaimer: I don't know anything about Side Chicks. It was one of the porn site charges on Uncle Greg's credit card statement. I think they charged him a dollar for joining their site when he was blacked out and looking for some online McLoving. 

[arnold layne 11,401]

18 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

 

My wife watches Friends. I don't care for the show but I have seen enough to pick up on the personalities of each male character. 

 

Yes it is just a show, but holy shit Ross is such a whiney, miserable, cunt. Are we as viewers supposed to like this asshole? He sucks so much. All he does is whine and be a gigantic fucking pussy. He makes the show unwatchable. Seriously. The show would be so much better if they canned his ass. 

 

But I would probably suggest single men to be more like Chandler. He is confident, funny and not a retard like Joey, his counterpart. And he ends up being the most successful in the show. Maybe there is a moral to that after all. 

 

 

[bacardimayne 23,115]

@Bobbo reminder that women (even the fat, ugly ones) aren't interested in you unless you're at least 6 feet tall or make 6+ figures, and that chasing/orbiting them only serves to validate them and their parasitic, cancerous existences. Joke's on them when their lifestyle leads to no one wanting to marry their dried up carcass once they hit the wall and they end up spending the rest of their lives begging for Axl Rose's attention on Instagram. Cunts.

 

Fuck Ruth Bader Ginsburg, fuck birth control, fuck Roe v. Wade, fuck Tinder and fuck women's rights

 

4 more years, one more judge

[bacardimayne 23,115]

or you can do what Nate says and watch Friends to learn more epic one-liners

that'll get you laid

 

or go the Skeeter route and inherit your dad's golf club business or whatever it is he does

[AxlisOld 9,019]

43 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

@Bobbo reminder that women (even the fat, ugly ones) aren't interested in you unless you're at least 6 feet tall or make 6+ figures, and that chasing/orbiting them only serves to validate them and their parasitic, cancerous existences. Joke's on them when their lifestyle leads to no one wanting to marry their dried up carcass once they hit the wall and they end up spending the rest of their lives begging for Axl Rose's attention on Instagram. Cunts.

 

Fuck Ruth Bader Ginsburg, fuck birth control, fuck Roe v. Wade, fuck Tinder and fuck women's rights

 

4 more years, one more judge

I'm pretty sure Roe v Wade has benefited a lot more men than women. Just saying.

[bacardimayne 23,115]

3 minutes ago, AxlisOld said:

I'm pretty sure Roe v Wade has benefited a lot more men than women. Just saying.

I just want to see the mass roast beef suicide when the wicked witch of the court finally croaks out her last cackle and it gets overturned.

 

Wine aunts and soulless vapid skanks will be devastated.

[arnold layne 11,401]

26 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

or you can do what Nate says and watch Friends to learn more epic one-liners

that'll get you laid

 

or go the Skeeter route and inherit your dad's golf club business or whatever it is he does

lol

[bacardimayne 23,115]

Just now, arnold layne said:

lol

please, teach me your ways oh wise beacon of success and happiness

 

except in this case, "success" is working at the same 7/11 store for a decade and "happiness" is being married at 25 to some trailer park skank in minnesota and so miserable you can't even watch a movie with her without having an autistic meltdown

[AxlisOld 9,019]

Just now, Dr. Strangelove said:

I just want to see the mass roast beef suicide when the wicked witch of the court finally croaks her last cackle and it gets overturned.

Holy balls, if Trump gets 3 judges? The amount of shitstorming would be amazing.

[AxlisOld 9,019]

Just now, Dr. Strangelove said:

please, teach me your ways oh wise beacon of success and happiness

 

except in this case, "success" is working at the same 7/11 store for a decade and "happiness" is being married at 25 to some trailer park skank in minnesota and so miserable you can't even watch a movie with her without having an autistic meltdown

I see where this is going. Don't do this tonight, man. Take a break, log off, calm down.

[arnold layne 11,401]

3 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

please, teach me your ways oh wise beacon of success and happiness

 

except in this case, "success" is working at the same 7/11 store for a decade and "happiness" is being married at 25 to some trailer park skank in minnesota and so miserable you can't even watch a movie with her without having an autistic meltdown

 

Your assumptions are way off the mark. 

 

I am extremely fortunate and happy right now, but keep on believing whatever you want to believe to keep you happy. 

[bacardimayne 23,115]

5 minutes ago, arnold layne said:

Your assumptions are way off the mark. 

 

I am extremely fortunate and happy right now, but keep on believing whatever you want to believe to keep you happy.

right, i nearly forgot, you knocked her up like the irresponsible gas station attendant dipshit you are and had a kid, so now you think you're some kind of forum life advice guru in the vein of JB

 

laughable

 

how've your first weeks of deadbeat fatherhood been?

[AxlisOld 9,019]

 

[Skeeter 3,720]

What is your go-to burger joint?

 

We don’t eat much fast food.  But today we decided to go that route. 

 

Wife got chic-fillet. 

Kids got McDonald’s. 

 

And I tried out Hat Creek Burger. Holy cow. 

 

Fries - awesome

milkshake - real ice cream, delicious 

cheese burger - huge and delicious. 

Coke - real soda, not that cheap generic kind where a coke could be coke or Dr Pepper. 

 

It was really, really good. 

[AxlisOld 9,019]

Fast food or burger joint?

 

Fast food? Carl's Jr or Jack in the Box.

 

Burger Joint...there's a place called Miner's in Yakima, WA that I haven't been to in a couple decades. I honestly don't even remember it, but the lore of how tasty it is among word of mouth keeps growing. That or Dick's in Seattle area. Good drunk stop.

[Bill Brasky 15,474]

[arnold layne 11,401]

40 minutes ago, Skeeter said:

What is your go-to burger joint?

 

 

Braum's or Whataburger. 

 

I wish we had In-N-Out here but you probably take that for granted skeeter.