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On 2/10/2019 at 8:48 AM, Rovim said:

interesting collage of not giving a fuck but the only thing I can relate to here is his brutal honesty. for example: I have a problem with my dick when it's flaccid, not good enough size wise. (think I've mentioned this before in here) it just doesn't reflect how I see myself, but when I get an erection it's thick and even long but still, I don't like the way it looks. Personally, I watch a lot of porn cause I haven't been laid for quite a while now. lack of confidence and fear of rejection I suppose. I mostly jerk off to Russian bitches with big tits and hairy pussies, glory holes, gangbangs, golden showers, etc. Sometimes I watch bisexual and gay porn as well. if this was too much information about my dick and the porn categories I prefer, I apologize.

 

it's just I almost forgot how it feels like to roughly fuck someone in every hole multiple times. seriously looking into  paying for it which is desperate I suppose and kinda pathetic but I've done it before years ago and it was pretty cool. if it wasn't for my fear of std's, I'd probably do it a lot. Dying cause you've had sex with someone is  illogical for me. Safety first.

 

 

 

 

I assume it’s a persona he’s doing of a millenial or something. Like a Jerry seinfeld of irony. Never watched porn ever. Apart from that time the cable station fucked up and gave me a japanese channel for 24 hours. Kind of gross and can’t see past the girls abuse. I mean maybe it’s empowering my guess maybe they don’t feel great about it. 

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9 hours ago, Skeeter said:

Fun fact - Benjamin Franklin admitted that he spent a ton of money banging prostitutes as a younger man. 

Don't spread that around. He'll get disappeared from the history books.

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16 minutes ago, bacardimayne said:

The concept of prostitutes utterly disgusts me

What’s the differences between dating a hot girl or having a regular hooker ?

 

1. Your credit score won’t drop

 

2. Your home and bathroom are not invaded

 

3. Your vehicle won’t be wrecked 

 

4. You don’t have fake interest 

 

5. No mother fucking with the girl’s head

 

6. No real housewives on your tv

 

7. No expensive salon trips

 

8. No chick flick movie night 

 

9. Knows how to suck your pickle

 

10. No texting 

 

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5 minutes ago, bacardimayne said:

dont forget the chlamydia!

I didn’t say cheap whores buddy 

 

on a a side note I’m convinced Calgary has the hottest pussy in the world 

 

 

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2 hours ago, magisme said:

Or is it OK to fuck prostitutes now because they're called sex workers? I need a manual for this shit.

What’s interesting is that a man can pay a lady to massage every single inch of his body....except for a nine inch section. 

 

It’s perfectly legal for her to rub one part of your body but if she moves literally one inch over - they both are committing a crime. 

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3 hours ago, Skeeter said:

What’s interesting is that a man can pay a lady to massage every single inch of his body....except for a nine inch section. 

 

It’s perfectly legal for her to rub one part of your body but if she moves literally one inch over - they both are committing a crime. 

What about porn stars?

It's legal to get paid for sex, but only if it's being filmed??

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2 hours ago, John Bonham said:

What about porn stars?

It's legal to get paid for sex, but only if it's being filmed??

Good point. Never thought of that. 

 

But how crazy is that. A woman can suck a dick for money.....but only if it gets filmed and is available for people to watch it. 

 

Why don’t brothels just do that. The John signs a contract that he is paying x amount of dollars to the actress to make his own porn movie.  When the sex is done, they have him the cd and he walks out the door and smashes it. 

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it's a tragedy what they've done to conan

half hour show with no band

c-d list celebrity guests

still 100000x better than shitbert, shitlon, shitmel, shitden, shitiver, shitah, and whoever else i mightve missed

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1 minute ago, bacardimayne said:

it's a tragedy what they've done to conan

half hour show with no band

c-d list celebrity guests

still 100000x better than colshit, falshit, kimshit, corshit, olishit, noahshit, and whoever else i mightve missed

I'm not a huge Conan fan but NBC jobbed him. They pretend his show never happened. 

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Conan started a podcast.  I listened to the one he did with Bill Burr.  It was nothing special....just a radio version of his show, but with an annoying female sidekick.

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