AxlisOld 4,385 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 JB is a tyrant and censors people! He closed the last thread! Oh...he gave an explanation... New BS thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 18,169 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 Brilliant idea for a thread. Wish I'd come up with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,518 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 "Hey, you got a haircut." "Yea. No shit. Thanks, I wouldn't have known if you hadn't pointed it out." Obviously women want to be complimented when they get their hair done. But when a dude pays $20 to get a trim, they aren't fishing for compliments or even conversation starter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 5,774 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,518 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Or......No, I got my ears lowered. $200 for a pussy - not bad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 8,346 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though. Edited January 6, 2017 by Bill Brasky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,518 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 This guy showed up at my door an dropped off his business card.Not sure if I'm going to use him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,518 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though. Interesting choice Edited January 6, 2017 by Apollo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 8,346 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Huh ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,518 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Huh ?Not a lot of guys would get a DJ Ashba tat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 8,346 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Yeah. But what does DJ Ashba have to do with my Patriots tattoo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,518 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Yeah. But what does DJ Ashba have to do with my Patriots tattoo?Not sure bro. You're the one who got the tattoo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 401 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Pics of your pussy. Right meow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 18,169 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though. Can't wait to shitpost your tat in the NFL thread when Victor Cruz makes a helmet catch to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 8,346 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.Can't wait to shitpost your tat in the NFL thread when Victor Cruz makes a helmet catch to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.Fuck you for Triggering me before I've had my coffee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 18,169 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.Can't wait to shitpost your tat in the NFL thread when Victor Cruz makes a helmet catch to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.Fuck you for Triggering me before I've had my coffee! I had to look at the Pats' symbol before my coffee, so we're even. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 5,774 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Pics of your pussy. Right meow. She's my little baby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 3,093 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Those are some YUUUGE whiskers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie moon 2,115 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.Can't wait to shitpost your tat in the NFL thread when Victor Cruz makes a helmet catch to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.Fuck you for Triggering me before I've had my coffee! I had to look at the Pats' symbol before my coffee, so we're even. lets get gnfnr tattoos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 5,774 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 I am not advocating drugged driving, but popping an lorazepam and spinning The Dark Side of the Moon on the open road really takes me back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popcorn's snare 3,942 Report post Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) I am not advocating drugged driving, but popping an lorazepam and spinning The Dark Side of the Moon on the open road really takes me back.The great thing about benzos is that your breath won't smell like alcohol. "I'm sorry officer, I was up all night with [insert sad story that will elicit sympathy] and haven't had much sleep." Boom, you're good, may get a reckless driving or whatever, but better than a DUI. I don't advocate driving drugged either. It's bad, mmkay? Edited January 6, 2017 by altered beast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inthisriver 673 Report post Posted January 7, 2017 Drugs are bad, children. I miss them so much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 3,000 Report post Posted January 7, 2017 Keep 'er between the ditches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 8,038 Report post Posted January 7, 2017 My workplace is undergoing renovations in February, so they're giving me (and another coworker) the option of bussing out to a small oil town and working full time at the location there for the duration of renos. Travel and hotel would be paid for. If there's a 24h McDonald's in the town and wifi in the hotel, I'm in. I'd demand a pool. They can afford it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 8,038 Report post Posted January 7, 2017 Obviously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
