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Thanks so much for the kind words dudes...I was gonna bow out with grace but fuck it, I'll stick around as long as I can. I love this place, thanks to JB and all of you who contribute.   I c

I had my yearly physical the week of Thanksgiving. My health has been failing in recent years. I have had cancer scares, heart issues, breathing issues, put on a fuck ton of weight, thyroid issues, et

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"Hey, you got a haircut."

"Yea. No shit. Thanks, I wouldn't have known if you hadn't pointed it out."

Obviously women want to be complimented when they get their hair done. But when a dude pays $20 to get a trim, they aren't fishing for compliments or even conversation starter.

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I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult.

The cat got spayed yesterday.

It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much.

If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit.

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I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult.

The cat got spayed yesterday.

It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much.

If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit.

Or......No, I got my ears lowered.

$200 for a pussy - not bad

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I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult.

The cat got spayed yesterday.

It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much.

If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit.

 

Pics of your pussy. Right meow.

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I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult.

The cat got spayed yesterday.

It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much.

If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit.

Pics of your pussy. Right meow.

She's my little baby.

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Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.2rp6u7s.jpg

Can't wait to shitpost your tat in the NFL thread when Victor Cruz makes a helmet catch to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
Fuck you for Triggering me before I've had my coffee!

 

I had to look at the Pats' symbol before my coffee, so we're even. :lol:

 

lets get gnfnr tattoos

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I am not advocating drugged driving, but popping an lorazepam and spinning The Dark Side of the Moon on the open road really takes me back.

The great thing about benzos is that your breath won't smell like alcohol.  "I'm sorry officer, I was up all night with [insert sad story that will elicit sympathy] and haven't had much sleep."  Boom, you're good, may get a reckless driving or whatever, but better than a DUI.  

 

I don't advocate driving drugged either.  It's bad, mmkay?

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My workplace is undergoing renovations in February, so they're giving me (and another coworker) the option of bussing out to a small oil town and working full time at the location there for the duration of renos. Travel and hotel would be paid for.

If there's a 24h McDonald's in the town and wifi in the hotel, I'm in.

I'd demand a pool. They can afford it. 

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My workplace is undergoing renovations in February, so they're giving me (and another coworker) the option of bussing out to a small oil town and working full time at the location there for the duration of renos. Travel and hotel would be paid for.

If there's a 24h McDonald's in the town and wifi in the hotel, I'm in.

Aren't you a cook? Did you really call a McDonald's to get their hours?

That's seriously giving some new meaning to "fat shit."

:lol:

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Yeah, because I absolutely made the decision based on whether or not the McDonald's is open late. I was being serious with the rides in the contract too. I'm also going to take Damn Smooth's advice and demand a pool.God forbid I make a 20 second phone call to see if late night post-work munchies are an option.

Yeah, and I make a one off post joking about it, but you're so insecure and defensive you have to turn it into a god damned discussion. God forbid I laugh at a fat shit Canadian.

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