AxlisOld 8,706 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 JB is a tyrant and censors people! He closed the last thread! Oh...he gave an explanation... New BS thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,720 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 "Hey, you got a haircut." "Yea. No shit. Thanks, I wouldn't have known if you hadn't pointed it out." Obviously women want to be complimented when they get their hair done. But when a dude pays $20 to get a trim, they aren't fishing for compliments or even conversation starter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 10,927 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,720 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Or......No, I got my ears lowered. $200 for a pussy - not bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill brasky 15,030 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though. Edited January 6, 2017 by Bill Brasky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,720 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 This guy showed up at my door an dropped off his business card.Not sure if I'm going to use him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,720 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though. Interesting choice Edited January 6, 2017 by Apollo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill brasky 15,030 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Huh ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,720 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Huh ?Not a lot of guys would get a DJ Ashba tat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill brasky 15,030 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Yeah. But what does DJ Ashba have to do with my Patriots tattoo? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skeeter 3,720 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Yeah. But what does DJ Ashba have to do with my Patriots tattoo?Not sure bro. You're the one who got the tattoo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 404 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Pics of your pussy. Right meow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill brasky 15,030 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.Can't wait to shitpost your tat in the NFL thread when Victor Cruz makes a helmet catch to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.Fuck you for Triggering me before I've had my coffee! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 10,927 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I always say my hair shrunk or my forehead got larger. I am socially inept but people laugh at that for some reason. Picking up social queues can be difficult. The cat got spayed yesterday. It's technically my gfs cat but the cat likes me more anyway and I take care of her pretty much. If we ever break up I want the cat with me. I've invested like $200 on the furry shit. Pics of your pussy. Right meow. She's my little baby. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,098 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Those are some YUUUGE whiskers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackie moon 2,292 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Just got a new tattoo. I hate the heal time though.Can't wait to shitpost your tat in the NFL thread when Victor Cruz makes a helmet catch to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.Fuck you for Triggering me before I've had my coffee! I had to look at the Pats' symbol before my coffee, so we're even. lets get gnfnr tattoos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 10,927 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I am not advocating drugged driving, but popping an lorazepam and spinning The Dark Side of the Moon on the open road really takes me back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ritz snare 4,903 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) I am not advocating drugged driving, but popping an lorazepam and spinning The Dark Side of the Moon on the open road really takes me back.The great thing about benzos is that your breath won't smell like alcohol. "I'm sorry officer, I was up all night with [insert sad story that will elicit sympathy] and haven't had much sleep." Boom, you're good, may get a reckless driving or whatever, but better than a DUI. I don't advocate driving drugged either. It's bad, mmkay? Edited January 6, 2017 by altered beast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inthisriver 696 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Drugs are bad, children. I miss them so much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 7,087 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Keep 'er between the ditches. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,571 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 My workplace is undergoing renovations in February, so they're giving me (and another coworker) the option of bussing out to a small oil town and working full time at the location there for the duration of renos. Travel and hotel would be paid for. If there's a 24h McDonald's in the town and wifi in the hotel, I'm in. I'd demand a pool. They can afford it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,571 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Obviously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inthisriver 696 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 My workplace is undergoing renovations in February, so they're giving me (and another coworker) the option of bussing out to a small oil town and working full time at the location there for the duration of renos. Travel and hotel would be paid for. If there's a 24h McDonald's in the town and wifi in the hotel, I'm in. Aren't you a cook? Did you really call a McDonald's to get their hours? That's seriously giving some new meaning to "fat shit." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inthisriver 696 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 No, occasionally going to McDonald's and treating yourself like garbage is normal, but you called one to get their hours to help you determine if you want to take a job or not. That's fucking retarded. Fat shit Bacardi at it again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inthisriver 696 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Yeah, because I absolutely made the decision based on whether or not the McDonald's is open late. I was being serious with the rides in the contract too. I'm also going to take Damn Smooth's advice and demand a pool.God forbid I make a 20 second phone call to see if late night post-work munchies are an option. Yeah, and I make a one off post joking about it, but you're so insecure and defensive you have to turn it into a god damned discussion. God forbid I laugh at a fat shit Canadian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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