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January 20, 2017

The time has come. After 2 months, 17 recounts and 960,000 emails to electors petitioning them to elect Clinton instead, Donald Trump has officially been elected President of the United States and is set to be sworn in today. The voice of the silent majority has been heard. Cucks across the land cower in fear of what a Trump administration may bring to their cozy, safe-space filled lives.

At Trump's side is Vice President-Elect Mike Pence, who is equally determined to Make America Great Again. As a fundamental Christian with extremely conservative views, some fear what Pence may do in the event that President Trump is incapacitated or deemed unfit to assume the role of President. Some might call him assassination insurance.

Should the inauguration go smoothly, President Trump is set to deliver his speech at night, following the celebration.

THE PLAYERS

1. magisme - Vladimir Putin

2. Damn Smooth - El Chapo

3. GUNNER - Barack Obama

4. Bill Brasky - ISIS

5. GnRLiars - Rosie O'Donnell

6. Nascar - Lena Dunham

7. Major Mayhem - Vincente Fox

8. Facekicker - The Clintons (Cop)

9. Hans Moleman - Mike Pence

10. Jackie Moon - John Podesta (doctor)

11. John Bonham - James "Mad Dog" Mattis

12. Arnold Layne - Fat Axl Rose

13. Altered Beast - Donald Trump

14. Conor - Bernie Sanders

THE RULES

1. NO PMS UNLESS YOU HAVE PERMISSION

2. NO DISCUSSION OF THE GAME OUTSIDE THE THREAD, THIS INCLUDES STATUSES AND LIKING POSTS AFTER YOU DIE

3. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT ACTIVE. INACTIVES WILL BE WARNED VIA PM AND PURGED IF ACTIVITY DOES NOT INCREASE.

4. BOLD YOUR VOTES. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TEXT FORMAT AS LONG AS IT'S DISCERNIBLE THAT IT'S A VOTE FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON, BUT IT MUST BE BOLDED.

5. WHEN A VOTE MAJORITY HAS BEEN REACHED, TREAT IT AS THE UNOFFICIAL START TO THE NIGHT AND STOP POSTING.

6. YOU MAY VOTE TO NOT LYNCH. EXAMPLE: Official Vote: No Lynch. IF THE MAJORITY VOTES THIS, NO LYNCH WILL OCCUR ON THE NIGHT.

7. NO CHARACTER REVEALING.

DAY 1 - 7 VOTES TO LYNCH

Edited by John Bonham

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Lance, who's your character?

Character revealing is prohibited in this game so you are either dumb as fuck or mafia scum.

That never was a problem to you in the previous games.

Do you have something to hide this time?

Why are you so aggressive accusing me of being mafia just because I made a simple question?

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