bacardimayne 10,043 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) January 20, 2017 The time has come. After 2 months, 17 recounts and 960,000 emails to electors petitioning them to elect Clinton instead, Donald Trump has officially been elected President of the United States and is set to be sworn in today. The voice of the silent majority has been heard. Cucks across the land cower in fear of what a Trump administration may bring to their cozy, safe-space filled lives. At Trump's side is Vice President-Elect Mike Pence, who is equally determined to Make America Great Again. As a fundamental Christian with extremely conservative views, some fear what Pence may do in the event that President Trump is incapacitated or deemed unfit to assume the role of President. Some might call him assassination insurance. Should the inauguration go smoothly, President Trump is set to deliver his speech at night, following the celebration. THE PLAYERS 1. magisme - Vladimir Putin 2. Damn Smooth - El Chapo 3. GUNNER - Barack Obama 4. Bill Brasky - ISIS 5. GnRLiars - Rosie O'Donnell 6. Nascar - Lena Dunham 7. Major Mayhem - Vincente Fox 8. Facekicker - The Clintons (Cop) 9. Hans Moleman - Mike Pence 10. Jackie Moon - John Podesta (doctor) 11. John Bonham - James "Mad Dog" Mattis 12. Arnold Layne - Fat Axl Rose 13. Altered Beast - Donald Trump 14. Conor - Bernie Sanders THE RULES 1. NO PMS UNLESS YOU HAVE PERMISSION 2. NO DISCUSSION OF THE GAME OUTSIDE THE THREAD, THIS INCLUDES STATUSES AND LIKING POSTS AFTER YOU DIE 3. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT ACTIVE. INACTIVES WILL BE WARNED VIA PM AND PURGED IF ACTIVITY DOES NOT INCREASE. 4. BOLD YOUR VOTES. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TEXT FORMAT AS LONG AS IT'S DISCERNIBLE THAT IT'S A VOTE FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON, BUT IT MUST BE BOLDED. 5. WHEN A VOTE MAJORITY HAS BEEN REACHED, TREAT IT AS THE UNOFFICIAL START TO THE NIGHT AND STOP POSTING. 6. YOU MAY VOTE TO NOT LYNCH. EXAMPLE: Official Vote: No Lynch. IF THE MAJORITY VOTES THIS, NO LYNCH WILL OCCUR ON THE NIGHT. 7. NO CHARACTER REVEALING. DAY 1 - 7 VOTES TO LYNCH Edited December 29, 2016 by John Bonham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 14,787 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 It's morning in America again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 10,043 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Meanwhile, in idyllic communities around the great country.. Look, dad! America is about to become great again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 10,834 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Say goodbye to your tacos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 6,715 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 I actually read the rules this time. No suicide for me, bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 10,043 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 I actually read the rules this time. No suicide for me, bitches. Making Day 1 Shit Again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 4,212 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 I actually read the rules this time. No suicide for me, bitches.FOS Damn Smooth ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 5,790 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Partnership, anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 14,787 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 There is only one group: American. Everyone else should convert or die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Partnership, anyone? Sure, fuck it. Who is NASCAR? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 14,787 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 arnold, prove that you love America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 'Oh say can you see!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 4,212 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Partnership, anyone? Sure, fuck it. Who is NASCAR? WFA alt account? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 4,212 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 what do Canadians know about America except it's warmer and way better than Canada. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 14,787 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 'Oh say can you see!' I like that you turn a question into an exclamation. Pro-America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Brasky do you eat Kellogg's breakfast cereal? Well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 5,790 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Nascar is Mr. America Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 5,790 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 So, democrats are town and republicans are mafia, or vice versa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 6,715 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 I member Gunner. Official: Gunner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 5,790 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Lance, who's your character? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 4,212 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Lance, who's your character?Character revealing is prohibited in this game so you are either dumb as fuck or mafia scum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 4,212 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Brasky do you eat Kellogg's breakfast cereal? Well... Are you a active Breitbart reader ? Interesting. Remember this fellow townies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 401 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 So disappointed I'm not Melania. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Mayhem 934 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 This wall has doors! Doors to freedom Doors to Liberty, Beef chitlins, and barbeque pork ribs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 5,790 Report post Posted December 8, 2016 Lance, who's your character?Character revealing is prohibited in this game so you are either dumb as fuck or mafia scum. That never was a problem to you in the previous games. Do you have something to hide this time? Why are you so aggressive accusing me of being mafia just because I made a simple question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
