Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) January 20, 2017 The time has come. After 2 months, 17 recounts and 960,000 emails to electors petitioning them to elect Clinton instead, Donald Trump has officially been elected President of the United States and is set to be sworn in today. The voice of the silent majority has been heard. Cucks across the land cower in fear of what a Trump administration may bring to their cozy, safe-space filled lives. At Trump's side is Vice President-Elect Mike Pence, who is equally determined to Make America Great Again. As a fundamental Christian with extremely conservative views, some fear what Pence may do in the event that President Trump is incapacitated or deemed unfit to assume the role of President. Some might call him assassination insurance. Should the inauguration go smoothly, President Trump is set to deliver his speech at night, following the celebration. THE PLAYERS 1. magisme - Vladimir Putin 2. Damn Smooth - El Chapo 3. GUNNER - Barack Obama 4. Bill Brasky - ISIS 5. GnRLiars - Rosie O'Donnell 6. Nascar - Lena Dunham 7. Major Mayhem - Vincente Fox 8. Facekicker - The Clintons (Cop) 9. Hans Moleman - Mike Pence 10. Jackie Moon - John Podesta (doctor) 11. John Bonham - James "Mad Dog" Mattis 12. Arnold Layne - Fat Axl Rose 13. Altered Beast - Donald Trump 14. Conor - Bernie Sanders THE RULES 1. NO PMS UNLESS YOU HAVE PERMISSION 2. NO DISCUSSION OF THE GAME OUTSIDE THE THREAD, THIS INCLUDES STATUSES AND LIKING POSTS AFTER YOU DIE 3. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT ACTIVE. INACTIVES WILL BE WARNED VIA PM AND PURGED IF ACTIVITY DOES NOT INCREASE. 4. BOLD YOUR VOTES. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TEXT FORMAT AS LONG AS IT'S DISCERNIBLE THAT IT'S A VOTE FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON, BUT IT MUST BE BOLDED. 5. WHEN A VOTE MAJORITY HAS BEEN REACHED, TREAT IT AS THE UNOFFICIAL START TO THE NIGHT AND STOP POSTING. 6. YOU MAY VOTE TO NOT LYNCH. EXAMPLE: Official Vote: No Lynch. IF THE MAJORITY VOTES THIS, NO LYNCH WILL OCCUR ON THE NIGHT. 7. NO CHARACTER REVEALING. DAY 1 - 7 VOTES TO LYNCH Edited December 29, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Meanwhile, in idyllic communities around the great country.. Look, dad! America is about to become great again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,824 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Say goodbye to your tacos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,931 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I actually read the rules this time. No suicide for me, bitches. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I actually read the rules this time. No suicide for me, bitches. Making Day 1 Shit Again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I actually read the rules this time. No suicide for me, bitches.FOS Damn Smooth ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Partnership, anyone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,469 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Partnership, anyone? Sure, fuck it. Who is NASCAR? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,469 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 'Oh say can you see!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Partnership, anyone? Sure, fuck it. Who is NASCAR? WFA alt account? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 what do Canadians know about America except it's warmer and way better than Canada. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,469 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Brasky do you eat Kellogg's breakfast cereal? Well... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Nascar is Mr. America Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 So, democrats are town and republicans are mafia, or vice versa? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,931 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I member Gunner. Official: Gunner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Lance, who's your character? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Lance, who's your character?Character revealing is prohibited in this game so you are either dumb as fuck or mafia scum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,583 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Brasky do you eat Kellogg's breakfast cereal? Well... Are you a active Breitbart reader ? Interesting. Remember this fellow townies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 404 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 So disappointed I'm not Melania. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Major Mayhem 1,161 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 This wall has doors! Doors to freedom Doors to Liberty, Beef chitlins, and barbeque pork ribs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Lance, who's your character?Character revealing is prohibited in this game so you are either dumb as fuck or mafia scum. That never was a problem to you in the previous games. Do you have something to hide this time? Why are you so aggressive accusing me of being mafia just because I made a simple question? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 So disappointed I'm not Melania. You can be Michele or Hillary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Major Mayhem 1,161 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Come on guys. Let's be civil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,469 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 How is the shchi in Russia Braski? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackie moon 2,293 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 'Oh say can you see!' i can see you have beautiful eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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