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GAME OVER: Wrestlemafia

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On 10/5/2016 at 4:16 AM, Conor said:

"It's a wonder Wrestlemania makes any money, with these part timers and what not." Do you think I give a damn? There's no room for talent on my show, no room for skillful deduction, you people just want blood, and you'll gladly half-ass to get it. Well then that's what I'll give you, a Wrestlemania for the ages! An elimination match between the Undertaker, John Cena, Chris Jericho, The Rock, and Mr Ameri- *ring ring*

 

 

 

What?

 

 

 

Taken in for questioning eh? What're they accusing him of?

 

 

 

Oh my, that it is serious. I'll be there as soon as I can, I just need to pick something up. First, allow me to raise my palm to my face in disbelief.

 

 

 

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For the last time brother I'm not Hulk Hogan, what'do'I gotta do? I can't deal with the electric torture from these 24 inch pylons anymore, you're running wild all over my bolleas. I won't falsely admit it just because it's what you people and Mr McMahon wants to hear!

 

 

 

Is that right, Hogan?! 

 

 

 

Vince?! What are you doing here? You've got to get me out of here, these bunch'a'maniacs keep dropping a keg of vitamins over me. I can't take it anymore.

 

 

 

Well then, we can prove your innocence with a simple detector test.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you... an icon?

 

 

 

*ding*

 

 

 

Are you... immortal?

 

 

 

*ding*

 

 

 

Are you... ready to tell the truth?

 

 

 

*buzz*

 

 

 

These questions are ridiculous. You can't treat me like this! I bodyslammed Andre The Giant in front of 93,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs at the Silverdome, what have you ever done? You can't do this to Hulk Hogan!

 

 

 

*buzz*

 

 

 

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Then who the hell are you?! Take off that damn mask. It's not worth it anymore, you're off the Wrestlemania card, your career is over. I'm sick of this! Just who the hell do you think you are? You think you're some kind'a giant white big shot.

 

 

 

 

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Mr America was Big Show, USA aligned

 

 

 

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UShave been eliminated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What the hell do you mean someone else is hurt? I can't host Wrestlemania with only three superstars. I'll be there right away.

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, bacardimayne said:

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I didn't remember a single word of that. Now I feel the pressure.

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