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all due respect to your grandpa, and i / we obviously respect the fuck out of him, i would file that under 'people who cant imagine going to the moon therefore they think it didn't happen', that does

We're so blessed to have an expert in astrophysics post on this very forum. What a time to be alive!

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The theory that makes the most sense. 

 

Obviously we went to the moon. If the Russians or any other enemy could have proved that the US government lied about that.....

 

But the footage was terrible - clunky camera on the outside of a clunky space suit, the Van Allen radiation belt’s affect on the film, etc. 

 

To make the footage more spectacular, we faked it and made it in a studio. 

 

We couldn’t just say that we went into space but then not show video and pictures of it. 

 

Went to moon - of course. 

Most of the footage is fake - probably. 

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23 hours ago, Skeeter said:

The theory that makes the most sense. 

 

Obviously we went to the moon. If the Russians or any other enemy could have proved that the US government lied about that.....

 

But the footage was terrible - clunky camera on the outside of a clunky space suit, the Van Allen radiation belt’s affect on the film, etc. 

 

To make the footage more spectacular, we faked it ands made it in a studio. 

 

We couldn’t just say that we went into space but then now show video and pictures of it. 

 

Went to moon - of course. 

Most of the footage is fake - probably. 

 

 

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On 3/15/2018 at 9:10 AM, Skeeter said:

 

I was on r/conspiracy the other day and I read an opinion that really got me.

 

Their theory was that we did go to the moon, but it was a suicide mission. Meaning that the astronauts reached the moon but never came back.

 

I find this theory plausable. 

 

 

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10 hours ago, arnold layne said:

I was on r/conspiracy the other day and I read an opinion that really got me.

 

Their theory was that we did go to the moon, but it was a suicide mission. Meaning that the astronauts reached the moon but never came back.

 

I find this theory plausable. 

 

 

I went down a YouTube rabbit hole the other day--after a visit to ther Boston Science museum--and watched all the Moon landing hoax videos.

Here's my hot take after watching all that garbage:

 

The Moon landing was real, but the footage was faked

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1 hour ago, John Bonham said:

 

The Moon landing was real, but the footage was faked

 

Yes because they had the technology to go to the moon and return, but they hadnt the technology to film it. :lol:

 

So, the only proof they have is, actually, fake. That doesnt really count as a proof, does it? :lol:

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27 minutes ago, GUNNER said:

 

Yes because they had the technology to go to the moon and return, but they hadnt the technology to film it. :lol:

 

 

That actually is true, as odd as it might sound. 

 

All technology doesn’t advance at the same time and rate. 

 

The pictures that were taken were really too “good” for the type of equipment they were using and the situation they were in. 

 

And throw in the fact that if any of our enemies could have proven we faked the landing....holy crap, it would have been one of the largest  scandals in US history. 

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15 minutes ago, Skeeter said:

That actually is true, as odd as it might sound. 

 

All technology doesn’t advance at the same time and rate. 

 

The pictures that were taken were really too “good” for the type of equipment they were using and the situation they were in. 

 

And throw in the fact that if any of our enemies could have proven we faked the landing....holy crap, it would have been one of the largest  scandals in US history. 

 

Maybe their enemies didnt have the technology to prove it was a lie.

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On 08/04/2018 at 11:26 AM, meatpuppet said:

There's still junk you can view from the landing from telescopes.

the American flags left on the moon have all bleached white... 

 

white flags on the moon...

 

does that mean france now owns the moon? 

 

#slamdunk

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On 07/04/2018 at 10:35 PM, arnold layne said:

I was on r/conspiracy the other day and I read an opinion that really got me.

 

Their theory was that we did go to the moon, but it was a suicide mission. Meaning that the astronauts reached the moon but never came back.

 

I find this theory plausable. 

 

 

I don't agree, but Neil Armstrong was so boring you could have replaced him with a wet towel left on a hotel bathroom floor and we would have bought it. 

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On 07/04/2018 at 1:06 PM, meatpuppet said:

I think I read somewhere that this scene (along with many others) was improvised by Jim.

I have that headline on my wall, I often do this scene, with no other person in attendance. 

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