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The Dirty Dozen (2017)

The female President of the United Sates is briefed on a plot for Evangelical Christian terrorists to target a Planned Parenthood clinic.

Madame President calls in the roguish Major Alex Meadow (Lena Dunham) and tasks her with an important assignment:

She must train a team of soldiers to foil this terror attack.

The soldiers, lesbians and womyn of color, unjustly sentenced to a womyn's prison, are promised commuted sentences for their service.

The 12 womyn are spirited and courageous!

Led by Major Meadow, they exact their revenge by castrating their enemies in the gruesome finale.

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not exactly social justice, but I made a huge post in "what do you do for a living" about interracial couples so i'm clearly playing free and loose with thread themes...

 


Jaws (2019)
When a young woman is killed by invades the natural environment of a shark while skinny-dipping near the New England tourist town of Amity Island, police chief Martin Brody wants to close the beaches, but mayor Larry Vaughn overrules him, fearing that the loss of tourist revenue will cripple the town majestic animal will be shark shamed. Ichthyologist Matt Hooper and grizzled experienced ship captain Quint offer to help Brody capture conserve the killer beast wonder of nature, and the trio super friends engage in an epic battle conservation of man vs. saving nature.


 

the barrels will be replaced by tracking tags, and the dude in the row boat who falls in and loses a leg will have his dialogue overdubbed so instead of it appearing that he is trying to help the boys with their sail, he is actually trying to get the boys to jerk him off under the bridge, thus presenting the shark as a hero of child protection.

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this movie with meg and snl lesbian looks godawful

 

oceans 8 looks awful rhianna as a hacker / computer expert oh god my sides

33 minutes ago, sixes said:

Scarface is being remade. The cocaine will now be gluten free

supposedly it was set in LA with some latino as new tony a couple years ago

 

 

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They are still banging on about getting Idris Elba as Black Bond. Guy is as old as Daniel Craig and the next opportunity is about 4-5 years away. 

 

Might as well get Sidney Poitier and set it in a nursing home. 

 

Blowfeld to return as a malevolent bedpan 

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4 minutes ago, John Bonham said:

Grease 2019 where Danny dresses up as a whore at the end and Sandy wins the drag race

You missed the easy one

 

Danny becomes Danielle

 

Bonus round: He gets pegged by Sandy with grease as lube

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