Jump to content
jackie moon

Jackie Moon Presents: The Combat Sports (WWE/MMA) Thread of Excellence

Recommended Posts

 

Well who you got then  ?

Nobody. They all suck. Wyatt should be higher than he is though. 

 

Yeah Bray Wyatt is huge talent but they have screwed him over again and again Cena or Taker should have done the job at mania for him.

Plus he stole his gimmick from Walyon Mercy.

220px-Waylon_Mercy_at_RAH.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

goddamn she was fucking hot.

no wonder Randy locked her in a closet or w/e

-50-most-beautiful-people-in-Sports-Ente

She was hot with 80's hair - in hindsight, that was not easy to do.

 

I think Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles is hot in 2016, but I see clips of her from the 80's and eeehhhhh

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'll believe it when I see it. Can't imagine Vince would be that stupid, but I couldn't have imagined that he's as stupid as he is 10 years ago, so what do I know? 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Seeing Brock wanted more money pre-mania, and a UFC clause was the compromise

Also possibly a Brock in at UFC for Ronda at Mania trade off

It's definitely coming from credible sources

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Skinnyfat, shit Punk, been in UFC for 2 years, 0 (zero) fights.

Has he?

 

Can you call yourself a NASCAR driver if you've never been behind the wheel?

 

That analogy also works for gay sex, if you were wondering. Which you were.

 

Shit went down at the UFC last night!! Of course a)the card was fucking fantastic, amazing fights b ) Bisping actually shocked the world, but then media shit went down.

 

Basically - Ariel Helwani started reporting on the Brock Lesnar thing prior to the event (as depicted above) - and sure enough, the Lesnar clip rolls during the show. Back at UFC 200 vs the dreaded TBD. I think it stands for Total Bad Dude. I'll try to confirm with my sources

 

my source is a piece of rabbit fur i rub on my dick

 

Minutes before the show Ariel, the unanimous best journalist in the business, was escorted out of the arena with his coworker photographers, stripped of his credentials and "banned for life"

 

Because he, an independent journalist, reported on a breaking (also confirmed and credible) story and the UFC didn't like it. They wanted it to be a big surprise and apparently felt he stole their thunder.

 

UFC are bullies and they underestimated Ariel's influence and the attention this would get.

 

Ariel is not a UFC employee - he is a journalist for MMAfighting.com, a website that covers, you guessed it, MMAfighting. Not UFC, they cover mixed martial arts. It's a sport. UFC is a promotion.

 

In 2014 the UFC took his credentials away for covering a Bellator MMA event (their competition).

 

Earlier this year, UFC pressured Fox Sports into firing Helwani (for whom he worked as a reporter) because he was openly discussing free agency (UFC fighters negotiating with Bellator or other promotions at the end of their contracts) on his MMAfighting.com show "the MMA hour"

 

UFC is owned by a Vegas casino family, they make really terrible, "gangster" decisions. Like the Reebok deal! LOL!

 

Anyways - this is getting attention outside the MMA world. dis shit blowin up like DC's visceral fat after any and all fights.

 

Imagine if the NHL wanted TSN & Sportsnet to fire their analysts for discussing contract negotiations or players looking at going to the KHL?

Or the NFL firing their 2323234233 analysts for reporting on negotiations or players looking at playing in the CFL? LOL just kidding.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

CM Punk is set to fight at UFC 202, a card which will feature heavy promotion for WWE Summerslam as part of the Lesnar deal.

There is the possibility of CM CUCK getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT with VINCE MCMAHON AND/OR TRIPLE H IN ATTENDANCE

AIN'T GOD GOOD

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

CM Punk is set to fight at UFC 202, a card which will feature heavy promotion for WWE Summerslam as part of the Lesnar deal.

There is the possibility of CM CUCK getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT with VINCE MCMAHON AND/OR TRIPLE H IN ATTENDANCE

AIN'T GOD GOOD

it gets better - Brock Lesnar is fighting Mark Hunt, LOL!! LOLOL. OMFG. 

bring a pillow, ya big bitch. 

hunt-getty.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

CM Punk is set to fight at UFC 202, a card which will feature heavy promotion for WWE Summerslam as part of the Lesnar deal.

There is the possibility of CM CUCK getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT with VINCE MCMAHON AND/OR TRIPLE H IN ATTENDANCE

AIN'T GOD GOOD

A really good chance at that.  Looks like skinnyfat is doing exactly as well as we predicted when we first heard of him joining UFC, from what I hear. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My only question is - what will WWE do if they cross-promote the hell out of UFC 200 only for Brock to get walk-off KOed by Hunt in 12 seconds? How do they preserve his character's integrity after that? :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My only question is - what will WWE do if they cross-promote the hell out of UFC 200 only for Brock to get walk-off KOed by Hunt in 12 seconds? How do they preserve his character's integrity after that? :lol:

Brock will eat Mark Hunt's lunch.

Prediction ref stoppage 1st rd when Brock is in full mount raining punches down on a defenseless Hunt.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Maybe, but if there's one thing I remember about Brock in the UFC, it's that he did not like getting punched in the face.

Mark Hunt is better than anyone in the sport at punching you in the face.

Point is, WWE is taking a huge risk with Brock's character integrity here. They're promoting a show featuring their beast. Their juggernaut. They have no way of guaranteeing that Brock will show up at the event and kick ass (unless UFC is fake and gay). If Brock gets knocked out, does he come out next week on Raw and try to downplay it?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Your right  Cardi

It's a huge risk vs reward proposition for the WWE either they will look like genius or to quote Y2J ignoramus .

 

Lesnar was a very different fighter after the his bout with diverticulitis Heyman say's he is now fully recovered so i guess we will see.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×