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The Gang Goes to Las Vegas (MAFIA WON)

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2:00 PM

On a Friday

DAY ARCHIVES

IASIP: DAY ONE

IASIP: DAY TWO

IASIP: DAY THREE

"No no no no! Pretending to have HIV will definitely NOT MAKE the waitress want to sleep with you," Dennis said while cleaning shot glasses behind the bar.

"Aw c'mon dude...," Charlie retorted.

"Absolutely, a terrible idea Charlie," Mac added as he was nailing a crucifix into the wall.

"Goddammit Mac! This is not a Catholic bar!" Dennis yelled.

"Heyoooo!" Frank yelled as he barged into the bar. "Good news. I am going to Las Vegas!"

"Frank, how the hell is this good news? You are probably going to gamble away our whole bar," Dennis asked spitefully.

"Maybe. Maybe not. But it is April and by Indian law, Las Vegas has to pay out more than they make once a year, and that is April," Frank said.

"Frank, what the fuck are you talking about?" Dennis yelled. "That doesn't make ANY sense!"

Edited by João Bonham

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"Sure it does. My buddy Stormcloud at the reserve told me. He is 100% legit."

"Whatever Frank," Dennis said sarcastically.

Dennis looked at both Charlie and Mac, and thought to himself, a selfish grin stretching across his face.

"Mac and Charlie, a word please. Just a moment Frank."

Frank shrugged amd Mac and Charlie followed Dennis to the office.

"What do you want dude?" Asked Charlie.

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"We all know Frank is full of shit," said Dennis, "but I don't trust him. I am going to follow him to Vegas to save this bar because I know he will try to gamble it away. You two should guard the bar and call me if the greedy corporate lawyer shows up."

"No way dude," Mac said. "I am like totally lucky at casinos man."

"Mac, you had to pawn your duster for a hotel room."

"THAT WAS ONE TIME DUDE."

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"Besides, you'll need a body guard and someone to help you bring down Frank," Mac continued.

"Fine. Fine. Fine! I don't want to argue anymore."

"What are you boys doing?" Frank asked as he peered his head through the door. "And where is your sister Dennis?"

"She's trying to apply for credit cards. Stupid bird. Her credit is shot to shit," Dennis said. "By the way Frank, Mac and I are coming along. Charlie and Dee are going to watch the bar."

"Fine by me," Frank shrugged. "Plane leaves Monday."

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THE GAME

This game will need a minimum of five players.

I reserve the right to make changes at any point, but will make it as balanced as possible.

Please do not edit your posts or post after night.

BOARDING TO LAS VEGAS

1. Damn_Smooth

2. João Bonham BONNIE KELLY (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 2

3. Conor MAC (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 3

4. bacardimayne THE WAITRESS (TOWN ALIGNED), died NIGHT 1

5. magisme DENNIS REYNOLDS (INDEPENDENTLY ALIGNED), died NIGHT 2

6. Hans Moleman

7. Valentina DEE REYNOLDS (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 3

8. GUNNER CHARLIE KELLY (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 1

9. GnRLiars

10. inthisriver

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MAC

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TOTAL ASSETS: $360, 0/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1 ONE-WAY TICKET TO LAS VEGAS

CHARLIE KELLY

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TOTAL ASSETS: $28.46, 0/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1/2 A BURRITO, O TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS

DEANDRA REYNOLDS

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TOTAL ASSETS: $600 ON CREDIT, 1/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 0 TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS

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"Hey Charlie," Dee said. "I heard those three dickwads are going to Las Vegas.

"I guess so!" Charlie screamed bitterly. "It is always them that gets to do things! Charlie, you've got to clean the bathrooms, Charlie you've got to get the spiders out of the mayonnaise jar, Charlie you have to get hit by a car to collect health insurance. I AM SICK OF IT DEE! I AM -"

"Shhh...shhhh...shhh," Dee responded.

"I could sell Rat meat! I could sell rat meat for a ticket."

"No Charlie, I have got another way..."

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Well, let's get this shit started. What are the odds on Arnold picking his friends for mafia? Judging by his enthusiasm for seeing Hans, I'd say that's as reasonable of a place as any to start.

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