arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) 2:00 PM On a Friday DAY ARCHIVES IASIP: DAY ONE IASIP: DAY TWO IASIP: DAY THREE "No no no no! Pretending to have HIV will definitely NOT MAKE the waitress want to sleep with you," Dennis said while cleaning shot glasses behind the bar. "Aw c'mon dude...," Charlie retorted. "Absolutely, a terrible idea Charlie," Mac added as he was nailing a crucifix into the wall. "Goddammit Mac! This is not a Catholic bar!" Dennis yelled. "Heyoooo!" Frank yelled as he barged into the bar. "Good news. I am going to Las Vegas!" "Frank, how the hell is this good news? You are probably going to gamble away our whole bar," Dennis asked spitefully. "Maybe. Maybe not. But it is April and by Indian law, Las Vegas has to pay out more than they make once a year, and that is April," Frank said. "Frank, what the fuck are you talking about?" Dennis yelled. "That doesn't make ANY sense!" Edited April 14, 2016 by João Bonham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 "Sure it does. My buddy Stormcloud at the reserve told me. He is 100% legit." "Whatever Frank," Dennis said sarcastically. Dennis looked at both Charlie and Mac, and thought to himself, a selfish grin stretching across his face. "Mac and Charlie, a word please. Just a moment Frank." Frank shrugged amd Mac and Charlie followed Dennis to the office. "What do you want dude?" Asked Charlie. "We all know Frank is full of shit," said Dennis, "but I don't trust him. I am going to follow him to Vegas to save this bar because I know he will try to gamble it away. You two should guard the bar and call me if the greedy corporate lawyer shows up." "No way dude," Mac said. "I am like totally lucky at casinos man." "Mac, you had to pawn your duster for a hotel room." "THAT WAS ONE TIME DUDE." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 "Besides, you'll need a body guard and someone to help you bring down Frank," Mac continued. "Fine. Fine. Fine! I don't want to argue anymore." "What are you boys doing?" Frank asked as he peered his head through the door. "And where is your sister Dennis?" "She's trying to apply for credit cards. Stupid bird. Her credit is shot to shit," Dennis said. "By the way Frank, Mac and I are coming along. Charlie and Dee are going to watch the bar." "Fine by me," Frank shrugged. "Plane leaves Monday." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) THE GAME This game will need a minimum of five players. I reserve the right to make changes at any point, but will make it as balanced as possible. Please do not edit your posts or post after night. BOARDING TO LAS VEGAS 1. Damn_Smooth 2. João Bonham BONNIE KELLY (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 2 3. Conor MAC (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 3 4. bacardimayne THE WAITRESS (TOWN ALIGNED), died NIGHT 1 5. magisme DENNIS REYNOLDS (INDEPENDENTLY ALIGNED), died NIGHT 2 6. Hans Moleman 7. Valentina DEE REYNOLDS (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 3 8. GUNNER CHARLIE KELLY (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 1 9. GnRLiars 10. inthisriver Edited April 13, 2016 by arnold layne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 10,834 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 I'm in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 THE DEPARTING FRANK REYNOLDS TOTAL ASSETS: $1 MILLION, 2/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1 ONE-WAY TICKET TO LAS VEGAS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 DENNIS REYNOLDS TOTAL ASSETS: $120 THOUSAND, 1/5 SHARE OF PADDY'S PUB, 1 ONE-WAY TICKET TO LAS VEGAS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 MAC TOTAL ASSETS: $360, 0/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1 ONE-WAY TICKET TO LAS VEGAS CHARLIE KELLY TOTAL ASSETS: $28.46, 0/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1/2 A BURRITO, O TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS DEANDRA REYNOLDS TOTAL ASSETS: $600 ON CREDIT, 1/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 0 TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 401 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 I'm in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 Awesome. Welcome back Hans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 401 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 Thanks, Nate! Hope life's treating you well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 5,792 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 I'm in and I vote for DS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 14,789 Report post Posted April 2, 2016 Fastest re-mafia ever. Could be a shitshow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GnRLiars 2,499 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 In! Totally in! Ha! I love this show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 14,789 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 I'm still in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 Bonham's game had nine players. Roles will be sent out tomorrow at the latest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 14,789 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 If I'm not Dennis, I quit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 "Hey Charlie," Dee said. "I heard those three dickwads are going to Las Vegas. "I guess so!" Charlie screamed bitterly. "It is always them that gets to do things! Charlie, you've got to clean the bathrooms, Charlie you've got to get the spiders out of the mayonnaise jar, Charlie you have to get hit by a car to collect health insurance. I AM SICK OF IT DEE! I AM -" "Shhh...shhhh...shhh," Dee responded. "I could sell Rat meat! I could sell rat meat for a ticket." "No Charlie, I have got another way..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inthisriver 673 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 In Like Flint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 6,716 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 Well, let's get this shit started. What are the odds on Arnold picking his friends for mafia? Judging by his enthusiasm for seeing Hans, I'd say that's as reasonable of a place as any to start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 4,634 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 Let me write the first day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 6,716 Report post Posted April 3, 2016 Fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
