arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) 2:00 PM On a Friday DAY ARCHIVES IASIP: DAY ONE IASIP: DAY TWO IASIP: DAY THREE "No no no no! Pretending to have HIV will definitely NOT MAKE the waitress want to sleep with you," Dennis said while cleaning shot glasses behind the bar. "Aw c'mon dude...," Charlie retorted. "Absolutely, a terrible idea Charlie," Mac added as he was nailing a crucifix into the wall. "Goddammit Mac! This is not a Catholic bar!" Dennis yelled. "Heyoooo!" Frank yelled as he barged into the bar. "Good news. I am going to Las Vegas!" "Frank, how the hell is this good news? You are probably going to gamble away our whole bar," Dennis asked spitefully. "Maybe. Maybe not. But it is April and by Indian law, Las Vegas has to pay out more than they make once a year, and that is April," Frank said. "Frank, what the fuck are you talking about?" Dennis yelled. "That doesn't make ANY sense!" Edited April 14, 2016 by João Bonham Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 "Sure it does. My buddy Stormcloud at the reserve told me. He is 100% legit." "Whatever Frank," Dennis said sarcastically. Dennis looked at both Charlie and Mac, and thought to himself, a selfish grin stretching across his face. "Mac and Charlie, a word please. Just a moment Frank." Frank shrugged amd Mac and Charlie followed Dennis to the office. "What do you want dude?" Asked Charlie. "We all know Frank is full of shit," said Dennis, "but I don't trust him. I am going to follow him to Vegas to save this bar because I know he will try to gamble it away. You two should guard the bar and call me if the greedy corporate lawyer shows up." "No way dude," Mac said. "I am like totally lucky at casinos man." "Mac, you had to pawn your duster for a hotel room." "THAT WAS ONE TIME DUDE." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 "Besides, you'll need a body guard and someone to help you bring down Frank," Mac continued. "Fine. Fine. Fine! I don't want to argue anymore." "What are you boys doing?" Frank asked as he peered his head through the door. "And where is your sister Dennis?" "She's trying to apply for credit cards. Stupid bird. Her credit is shot to shit," Dennis said. "By the way Frank, Mac and I are coming along. Charlie and Dee are going to watch the bar." "Fine by me," Frank shrugged. "Plane leaves Monday." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) THE GAME This game will need a minimum of five players. I reserve the right to make changes at any point, but will make it as balanced as possible. Please do not edit your posts or post after night. BOARDING TO LAS VEGAS 1. Damn_Smooth 2. João Bonham BONNIE KELLY (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 2 3. Conor MAC (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 3 4. bacardimayne THE WAITRESS (TOWN ALIGNED), died NIGHT 1 5. magisme DENNIS REYNOLDS (INDEPENDENTLY ALIGNED), died NIGHT 2 6. Hans Moleman 7. Valentina DEE REYNOLDS (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 3 8. GUNNER CHARLIE KELLY (TOWN ALIGNED), died DAY 1 9. GnRLiars 10. inthisriver Edited April 13, 2016 by arnold layne Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 26,520 Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 I'm in! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 THE DEPARTING FRANK REYNOLDS TOTAL ASSETS: $1 MILLION, 2/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1 ONE-WAY TICKET TO LAS VEGAS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 DENNIS REYNOLDS TOTAL ASSETS: $120 THOUSAND, 1/5 SHARE OF PADDY'S PUB, 1 ONE-WAY TICKET TO LAS VEGAS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 MAC TOTAL ASSETS: $360, 0/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1 ONE-WAY TICKET TO LAS VEGAS CHARLIE KELLY TOTAL ASSETS: $28.46, 0/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 1/2 A BURRITO, O TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS DEANDRA REYNOLDS TOTAL ASSETS: $600 ON CREDIT, 1/5 SHARES OF PADDY'S PUB, 0 TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 404 Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 I'm in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Awesome. Welcome back Hans! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 404 Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Thanks, Nate! Hope life's treating you well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,302 Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 I'm in and I vote for DS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GnRLiars 4,538 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 In! Totally in! Ha! I love this show Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Bonham's game had nine players. Roles will be sent out tomorrow at the latest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 "Hey Charlie," Dee said. "I heard those three dickwads are going to Las Vegas. "I guess so!" Charlie screamed bitterly. "It is always them that gets to do things! Charlie, you've got to clean the bathrooms, Charlie you've got to get the spiders out of the mayonnaise jar, Charlie you have to get hit by a car to collect health insurance. I AM SICK OF IT DEE! I AM -" "Shhh...shhhh...shhh," Dee responded. "I could sell Rat meat! I could sell rat meat for a ticket." "No Charlie, I have got another way..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inthisriver 696 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 In Like Flint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 12,130 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Well, let's get this shit started. What are the odds on Arnold picking his friends for mafia? Judging by his enthusiasm for seeing Hans, I'd say that's as reasonable of a place as any to start. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Let me write the first day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 12,130 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Fine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,867 Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) DAY ONE "Dee are you sure this is going to work Dee? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK? Bad things happen when I leave Philly. Bad things!" "Charlie! Calm down! Here's a beer and a NyQuil. Now get back into the suitcase," yelled Dee. Charlie popped a NyQuil, chugged a beer, and zipped himself back into the luggage. "Dee, I swear to God..." Deandra Reynolds rolled her baggage up to the counter. "Um yes, one ticket to Las Vegas please." It is now DAY ONE. Six votes to lynch fuckers. Edited April 4, 2016 by arnold layne Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 26,520 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I'm going to order room service! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 26,520 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Here are some thoughts to get the ball rolling. 10 players suggests to me maybe 2-3 mafia or 2 mafia and 1 independent. The Departing[/i] 1. Frank 2. Dennis 3. Mac 4. Charlie 5. Deandra Other characters mentioned in the story 6. The Waitress 7. Stormcloud 8. Greedy corporate lawyer Sunny characters not mentioned Artemis, the McBoyles, Rickety Cricket , ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hans Moleman 404 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I haven't watched the show in ages (I've only watched first 3 seasons, I think), so I can't help too much with the characters development. Wouldn't 3 mafiosos be too many in a game with 10 players? Idk what the standard ratio is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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