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6 hours ago, deelowbrown said:

An ode to the pot bellied nanny

 

 

 

And now I don't know why
she tried to steal my fries
it just might be that I
shouldn't have got the supersize

though it might not be wise
I'd still have to try
everything on the menu
that they can fry

I just can't let it die
Her belly's just like mine
and she holds her gas insiiiiiiddde

so if you ask me why
she tried to steal my fries............

...

I know somewhere outside

There is a special bar

Still selling fries

And even on the darkest night

I will eat fries

 

So if she’s somewhere near me 

I hope to god she’s eating

There’s no one else could ever

Make me think to share my fries

I hope she’ll bring me food

So greasy and so goood

I ve searched the universe

And found the fries within her eyes

(this is the moment he turned into cannibal)

 

 

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How's this one:

 

 

You're the one with creme filling

Yeah that's what you are

You're the one with creme filling, babe

Little Debbie Crunch Star

Maybe someday we'll eat you

Before you make us die

You know we tried to reach you

But you were much too hiiiiiiigggghhh

 

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4 minutes ago, Salsh Borski said:

All the food in the world couldn't fill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, fill the space I have insideeeee
I tried so hard to fill my veins up, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah to make my ass so wide
And it hurts to tie my shoe laceeeeeeeeeeeeee, without leering to one side
I'll have to invest in velcroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oh now i ain't got no more pride.... 
 

So now I'll, 

Never leave the house, Screech like Mickey Mouse, find it difficult to breathe, employ more Brazilian thieves...
And as long as moolah comes, i'm good, even though my name is mud,
That's not gravy on my chin, it's just my botox caving in, i'm gonna bruiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I don't know just what I can eaaaaaat,

It's been a good ten year since i saw my feeeeeeeeeeeeet,
Gorging all the time it's what i dooooooooooooooooooo-aooooooooooooooooooo
I wallow in my food pile like a hippo in the zoo---- ah ooooooooooooooh 

*Sandwich solo*

 


 

 

This is gold

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Chinese Buffet Democracy

 

*heavy wheezing *

 

 

I really like batter, I’m gonna gorge on that tonight

i reallyyyyy like batter, beta’s toilet scrubbing will be a fucking delight.

 

If I want some curry, you better fucking hurry, 

gorging on a chinese stew to solve my fucking fast food craving

i know I’m getting egg fried rice, maybe waddle over twice or thrice

Blame me for eating all wantons

I saw the pile and ate everyyyyyy one now

 

cos’ it would take a lot more pork than you

could ever hope to cook me

just cook the entire menu list

more than a normal stomach can digest

cos All I want is plates of chow

more than your chefs can hope to tolerate,

i want it all and I want it now!

 

*Solo*

 

Chicken in batter, just fry it up and throw it here

Pork in batter, I’ll eat it all, you don’t have to fear...

 

 

cos’ it would take a lot more pork than you

could ever hope to cook me

just cook the entire menu list

more than a normal stomach can digest

cos All I want is plates of chow

more than your chefs can hope to tolerate,

i want it all and I want it now!

 

You think you’ll prise my ass outside

and that your dessert chefs can hide?

And if I gorge for much longer I’ll die?

well you’ll be wasting your time!!!!

 

 

 

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