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I don't like Dizzy


Because he thinks he's funny


I like Duff


But I prefer his blonde honey


Slash rimes with cash


And he knows how to play


But he's just a piece of trash


So he can keep himself away


Izzy is a class act


he is cool as he can


But nobody knows where he is


since that damn Hall of Fame


I think he's still crossing Mexico


on board of his van


Somehow I understand him


afterall is not to blame


Axl is a cool guy


but some people think he's rude


But, look at him better


He's less bloated and in good mood


Problem is he can't stop eat


Sausages, doughnuts and muffins


Oh, I almost forgot Matt


He can just fuck off with his dolphins.

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I don't like Dizzy

Because he thinks he's funny

I like Duff

But I prefer his blonde honey

Slash rimes with cash

And he knows how to play

But he's just a piece of trash

So he can keep himself away

Izzy is a class act

he is cool as he can

But nobody knows where he is

since that damn Hall of Fame

I think he's still crossing Mexico

on board of his van

Somehow I understand him

afterall is not to blame

Axl is a cool guy

but some people think he's rude

But, look at him better

He's less bloated and in good mood

Problem is he can't stop eat

Sausages, doughnuts and muffins

Oh, I almost forgot Matt

He can just fuck off with his dolphins.

Needs more troll face.

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Maynard is my nigger

He's a nice motherfucker

He just can't stop pulling the trigger

Against my favorite rocker

 

Maynard is so cool

He's the one who never quit

But sometimes he acts like a fool

'cause he "talks to many shit"

 

I won't "die with envy of his shit"

'cause I like him from the head to the soil

He doesn't bother me a bit

He can't make my blood boil

 

He is from Brazil

But he thinks that he's special

Boy, he just needs to chill

To achieve his full potential

 

Maynard is a hater

It's something that he refuse to see

He just could be much better

If he would listen uncle PT.

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Guess this focker

Fag voiced talker

Acne riddled face

Abandoned toddler

Creeps on jailbait

While his son waits

Condoms are a sin

Predict another mistake

Teat got shot

Salad is tossed

Hair products stacked

Bring on the next slut

Racist scumbag

Closeted fag

Craves attention online

To forget he's a dad

Taste is weak

Shouldn't speak

Instagram private

Yet he fapped to leaks

An STD

Has grown feet

If he's coming your way

Gasmask or retreat

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GUNNER PT

Sensitive guy

Bash Prince Axel

And he's gonna cry

 

4 warning points

10 days suspension

Comes crying to me

Seeks for attention

 

Sucks at English

History is no better

Says Perla is fat

Forgets Axl's fatter

 

Axl's old balls

keep hitting his chin

GUNNER keep fighting!

Your prince's gonna win

 

Gone are the junkies

Gone is the hate

To Axl alone now

GUNNER can masturbate

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Had an interview today with Federal Express

As far as it goes, it didn't go the best

Their hand shakes were weak and fairly poor

I don't think I'm the employee their looking for

They told me they'll make a decision by weeks end

And let me know if I'll have to job hunt again

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Some people think Broski's mad

When he arrives everyone runs to the hills

He keeps stalking that guys who's a dad,

Maybe he forgot to take his pills

 

GUNNER PT is the only one who likes Bro

Everyone else treats him like a dog

He was banned, he have no where else to go

So he decided to make a vlog

 

He took his father's car

And he drove all night long

If you think that would make you look cooler than you are

I can tell you: man you are so wrong

 

Please God give him some

piece of your eternity

he's pure, he never cum

so he keeps his virginity

 

He went to see a whore

But he only fucked her with his fist

When the bitch asked for more

He said: darling, I want to be a priest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It's a sad fucking shame

That while you're here being lame

A fatherless child's in emotional pain

Put some plastic on dick

It's real fucking quick

Choke on your lunch, you ugly dumb prick

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Your taste is a joke

It's already been proven

You think that Slash is better than Ilan Rubin ( :lolzers:)

Motley Crue is trash

So they suit you well

Your son's better off away from that hell

Your music's offensive

The acne is worse

Your entire face looks like it's ready to burst

Keep being a loser

Keep claiming dumb shit

Must've missed Vince Neil on this years Globe nominee list

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You think you're hot shit

You think you're real cool

In reality you're a loser

Who dropped out of high school

LOL Golden Globes

That's so irrelevant

I'm sorry dude, but you're lame

You're probably fat like an elephant

I lol at your posts

You're an unintentional joke

Keep thinking nu rock is cool

Can't wait to see their careers go up in smoke

Lol Ilan Rubin

Who the fuck is that

LOL at you thinking

He's as cool as the cat in the hat

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Talked to the girl where I pump my gas

Pretty soon I'm gonna plow that ass

She smokes pot and got a piercing in her nose

Makes me hot, dream of fucking her goodie holes

But shit.

I'm usually never this vulgar

and I'll feel like a fool when I'm sober

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