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6 hours ago, Donald Trump said:

Honestly, was facebook ever anything more than a website guys used to try and fuck chicks they went to High School with?

The last time I used Facebook was before a High School reunion like 5 years ago. I got in contact with this Puerto Rican chick I used to flirt with but never got to fuck. Turned out she was married with kids. Turned out that didn't matter. She sent me a series of gradually more revealing pics as the reunion neared. When she suggested we share a hotel room, something switched in me and I just thought the whole situation was gross. I quit Facebook and skipped the reunion.

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The only comment on my facebook is something like “hey aren’t you the guy who cut up his face with compass before prom?”I replied “yes I’m doing much better now!” No reply. No love. Then a russian porn site hacked my account and I host some streaming virus entertainment for the masses. It’s funny how life works out sometimes. Some people get great jobs, marry hot chicks and orhers drink themselves to death while spreading top class therapeutic massage toys by accident. You try, you see how it goes. 

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What if they censor salami on social media? You need your own website and streaming talk show about salami. Then they can’t silence salami. 

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Is there any doubt about this yet?

geez :facepalm:

 

#deleteFacebook

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6 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

Salami is immortal!

After the Nuke War people will be scavenging for food in the wasteland and salami will be the main survivor. Something about the sodium and fat content makes it resistant to radioactivity. 

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People are so caught up in joining viral fads that I predict people will be pissing in their pants live on FB for likes in the near future


Will you be the hero who lights this fuse? @EstrangedTWAT
 

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13 hours ago, John Bonham said:

People are so caught up in joining viral fads that I predict people will be pissing in their pants live on FB for likes in the near future


Will you be the hero who lights this fuse? @EstrangedTWAT
 

4chan already kinda did that several years ago when they convinced chicks to piss themselves in solidarity with rape victims or something.

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