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Thanos and the Dark Order have come to Earth in search of the Infinity Stones, but something has gone horribly wrong. It all started after Thanos acquired the Mind Stone and set his sights on Earth. Upon crash landing in Malibu, California, the Mad Titan was approached by a man in hysterics, claiming the ship had flattened his family. Having lost his beloved daughter Gamora in the battle for the Mind Stone, Thanos felt an ounce of sympathy for the little red-haired man's plight. He held the Infinity Gauntlet out, preparing to break the man's mind and help him forget his loss, but he had made a fatal mistake. The stone was improperly lodged into the gauntlet. As soon as it began to glow, Thanos knew the error he had made, but it was too late. The Mad Titan collapsed to the ground, and the human followed suit. The Dark Order could only stand and watch the grotesque display as the bodies and minds of Thanos and W. Axl Rose merged together, ultimately taking on the physical attributes of both beings, and thus, the being known as Fat Thanos Axl was born. INFINITY TOUR After what seemed like an eternity, Fat Thanos Axl rose to his feet. Ebony Maw and the Dark Order approached warily. Maw knew exactly what was going on. The Mind Stone had caused the consciousness of the pathetic mortal Axl Rose to merge with that of the majestic Mad Titan, creating a being with vastly conflicting, yet equally weighted goals. It only remained to be seen what Maw and the Dark Order's new mission would be once the two minds converged and decided upon a collective goal. After retrieving two sandwiches from his house, Fat Thanos Axl detailed his new plan to his loyal troops. "Long have I grown restless playing three hour shows and dozens of tour dates." He pulled out a copy of Guns N' Roses' Appetite for Destruction. "Guns N' Roses was beautiful once. It was like most 80s rock bands. When we faced extinction, I offered a solution. A contract. They called me a madman, but I'm a survivor. One by one, they left. I lost nearly everything. But now, the tables have turned. 80s rock nostalgia has reached unimaginable heights, and I remain in complete control of the band name. With all five original members I can simply snap my fingers, and the whole setlist and tour will cease to exist. Instead, I will simply cut them in half. I call that mercy." "Then what?", asked a baffled Maw. "I finally rest, and watch the Sunset over a grateful Strip. The hardest choices require the strongest wills." ------------------------ Players: @John Bonham - Iron Man - Town - Day 3 Lynch @Bill Brasky - Hawkeye - Town Cop - Night 1 Kill @GnRLiars - Fat Axl Thanos - Mafia Boss - WIN @KFCBucket - Steven Adler - Town - Day 1 Lynch @hotdogman - Rick Dunsford - Town @magisme - Slash - Mafia - Night 2 Conversion - WIN @Val - Hulk - Town @popcorn's snare - Thor - Town - Day 2 Lynch @Ragnar - Ebony Maw - Mafia - WIN @Deadstar - Izzy Stradlin - Town @Damn_Smooth - Captain America - Town Cop (Protected Himself, Himself, Deadstar) - Night 3 Kill @uruguns - Duff McKagan - Town - Modkilled Day 2 ----------------------- Roles will be going out soon. Consider this an open pre-game thread until I say otherwise.