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velvetgirl

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  1. just washed my new car wwhile listening to Slashman's album. Good day.

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      I hope birds crap on it.

    2. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      I hope birds crap on it.

    3. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      oh you

      ur terrible!

  2. listening to nightrain while getting ready to go out. just like the old days.

  3. another day another victory for team slash. lol

    1. Beast Of Bray Rd

      Beast Of Bray Rd

      GNR IS DOOMED EVERYONE MOURN AND FOLLOW SLASH NOW

    2. velvetgirl
  4. I think Axl will come out of this whole looking really good

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    2. november snow
    3. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      Chris Hemsworth in all his glory + Scarlett Johanson as a brunette = jerking in the cinema.

    4. Gunns

      Gunns

      i dont know about the hemsworth part, but agreed on the scarlett

  5. I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit blood and cum on my hands

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I'll keep digging, til I feel something.

  6. just spent the last half hour making a rammstein playlist. i'm gonna listen to it while i clean the house.

    1. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      the house is very clean. the playlist was a real success. couldn't be more pleased with the whole afternoon.

  7. The real McCoy is a look in your eyes

  8. dont ya hate it when ya playin moshimonsters and the buggy shit website dont reward u your hard earned rox?

  9. off to see steel panther, slipknot, manson and soad. jelly?

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    2. Bad Apple

      Bad Apple

      "SOAD and Slipknot are an insult to the holy metal."

      ahahaha, bullshit!

    3. Iceman24

      Iceman24

      @ Bad Apple

      Enjoy your false metal then, it is Odin who will judge you, not I.

  10. flirting with checkout chicks is my second favourite hobby after trolling axl fans.

  11. Apocalyptic Love fan pack pre-ordered. Awesome first single cranked loud. HOF induction just around the corner. It's a great time to be a Slash fan. umad jelly haterz?

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    2. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      bacardi is just a lie.

      he cuts me down a thousand times a day.

      all he does is make me doubt myself.

      i don't need him anymore.

    3. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      oh wait.

      gunsguy just said the song was rad.

      maybe it does suck.

  12. can't remember if i took a shit today or not. has me really baffled.

  13. god i wish till would rape me.

    flake is the luckiest man ever.

  14. pretty sure i made the girl at gloria jeans cum in her pants when she took my order. whatevs. can't say i blame her.

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    2. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      didn't even give her a smile.

      i only love my watch and my snakeskin shoes.

    3. Gunns

      Gunns

      she came over a queer? lol

    4. Sleeping Like An Angel
  15. two chipolatas, two eggs, bacon, baked beans & toast. followed by three hotcakes with maple syrup. my breakfast > your life

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    2. AbominableHoman

      AbominableHoman

      I eat seared raw meat and drink black coffee for breakfast.

    3. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      I HAVE SEX WITH GUNNS MOTHER FOR BREAKFAST.

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Sounds pretty awesome to me Nick.......time to go grill some Spam

  16. riding the bull. later skaters.

  17. i dont know what that is and am too lazy to learn but you are cute.

  18. my cat just threw up in the living room. what a fuck face.

    1. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      i'm not cleanin it up. fuck him.

      maybe he'll eat it.

    2. Catch Her In the Rye

      Catch Her In the Rye

      Haha.. Awesome.. Love cats !

    3. Rafał
  19. just took my dick out under the desk at work. why? no reason.

    1. AbominableHoman

      AbominableHoman

      That's pretty metal.

    2. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      he enjoyed the fresh air.

    3. Iceman24

      Iceman24

      been there, done that.

  20. ran a level ten beep test last night. anyone done better? of course not. u all suck ass.

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    2. AbominableHoman

      AbominableHoman

      We don't measure fitness in the States with beeps.

    3. velvetgirl

      velvetgirl

      i am the greatest living athlete the world has never seen.

    4. AbominableHoman

      AbominableHoman

      Did Jackie Moon train you?

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