arnold layne
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Status Updates posted by arnold layne
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The only good dog is a dead dog.
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An extremely unpopular opinion that will make you more hated than Hitler and Trump combined.........(that I just happen to agree with. But I've learned never to say it out loud.)
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My mental health has not improved being 37 Days Sober. All of my psychologists are full of shit.
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Or try switching to wine.
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Either wine or control it. Do NOT drink every day. You will be dead in your late 50's then. If we got another Covid like bullshit with stronger spreading rate, then might just well give up and we ALL should get drunk as fuck until we die
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It's the
End times
Bitches
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Today I finished my first can of shaving cream in my entire life. I am 28 years old.
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I buy 2 to 3 creams a year and I am one year younger than you.
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if you wanna have a good wank, load your hand up with shaving cream and then tug away. It's amazing trust me
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what the fuck. I go through a can a month easy
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Movies are a waste of time.
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I heard my baby's heart beat today.
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the year is 2035 - nate's son is calling us boomers on gnfnr
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Man, you really are confident that you're the father, huh?
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If he kicks his momma in her belly, strangle the little fucker
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My wife is pregnant!
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Congrats man
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#NateFucks
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COngrats Nate
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Rest in peace Broskirose 😔
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I don't think he's dead, man.
If I remembered his real name I'd look him up.
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Drinking a beer in my bathtub.
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I'm going to Los Angeles tomorrow. If I see Fat Axl, I will say hello for you all (and GUNNER too)!
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Blasting my bis and tris like a gym newb.
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Stop being a fag and get yourself under a barbell.
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The cat threw up all over the comforter. Way to go cat.
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Throw her out of the wondow. Can't fucking stand cats.
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Cats 🐈 rule you rat bastards
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Woke up to cat barf in my slippers...
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The town won! This may have been the mafia game of the year!
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My cat has the beetus. Look into the eyes of this precious angel. For only $80 a month, you can help give the life this poor, sweet, little kitty deserves. Donate now. Do it today. PM me for details. God bless.
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Are there trans cheer leaders now? There is a lot more to football than just the NFL
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Nobody fucks around with the John Bonham on my watch.
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Ya buddy!
like a motherfucker
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Perfect day to have a cigar and a beer in the sun.
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OFF TO WATCH SHITSCRAPER. PRAY FOR ME.
