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arnold layne

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  1. About to go to the liquor store at 9:00 am. 

  2. I heard my baby's heart beat today. 

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    2. Dr. Strangelove

      Dr. Strangelove

      the year is 2035 - nate's son is calling us boomers on gnfnr

    3. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Man, you really are confident that you're the father, huh?

    4. GNS

      GNS

      If he kicks his momma in her belly, strangle the little fucker

  3. Rest in peace Broskirose 😔

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I don't think he's dead, man.

       

      If I remembered his real name I'd look him up.

  4. Drinking a beer in my bathtub. 

    1. magisme

      magisme

      I feel like I've seen this status before. :lol:

    2. arnold layne
  5. I'm going to Los Angeles tomorrow. If I see Fat Axl, I will say hello for you all (and GUNNER too)!

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      If you don't see fat Axl, there's something wrong. I hear he's visible from space.

    2. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      Neer let them tell you that they're all the same

  6. Blasting my bis and tris like a gym newb.

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Stop being a fag and get yourself under a barbell.

  7. The cat threw up all over the comforter. Way to go cat.

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    2. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Throw her out of the wondow. Can't fucking stand cats.

    3. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      Cats 🐈 rule you rat bastards 

    4. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Woke up to cat barf in my slippers...

  8. The town won! This may have been the mafia game of the year!

    1. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      I think the next game will be even more fun. Much more complicated and multiple bizarre turn of events.

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Yes! It was a fun game...... I'm anxious and skeptical for the next game

  9. My cat has the beetus. Look into the eyes of this precious angel. For only $80 a month, you can help give the life this poor, sweet, little kitty deserves. Donate now. Do it today. PM me for details. God bless.

  10. ?

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      Are there trans cheer leaders now? There is a lot more to football than just the NFL 

  11. I am hungry and there is no food in the house. SAD!

  12. US Doctors are incompetent and dumb.

  13. Nobody fucks around with the John Bonham on my watch.

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Ya buddy!

      like a motherfucker

  14. This next week is going to be terrible. Fuck.

  15. Perfect day to have a cigar and a beer in the sun.

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Did I pay for that cigar and beer?

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      No you did not. ?

    3. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Haha.. I would have like it had I 

  16. OFF TO WATCH SHITSCRAPER. PRAY FOR ME.

    1. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      Stuckmann gave Skyscraper D+. He usually doesn't go that low.

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Isn’t it just a pg remake of Die Hard?

  17. How on earth did I get so jaded
    Life's mystery seems so faded

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      School's out, what did you expect?

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Get off the Runaway Train buddy, it’s never coming back

  18. FREE THE WEED

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      It’s free here now...

  19. Soccer is for fags.

    1. popcorn's snare

      popcorn's snare

      I've noticed a lot of the soccer mega stars are scrawny and effeminate euro fags.  And the rules are so strict that if you bump into another player, you get a yellow card.  It's kind of embarrassing.  And like, baseball is boring, but soccer is even more boring- it's people jogging around for hours, rarely if ever scoring points.  And the fans kill eachother over the shit.  

    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      Soccer sucks (whatever it is) but football is great.

    3. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Big fucking No. Baseball and "American Football" on the other hand, are for fags who "sign" each others` dicks. If you know what I mean. Can`t get gayer than that.

  20. "Nate, why are there a bunch of beer cans in my sock drawer?" - The girlfriend

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      You sir, are my hero.

      I often have couch beers. They keep relatively cold and you don't have to get up

       

      Well done sir. Well don

  21. Planning on going out for steak tonight. I haven't had a good steak in months.

    1. Skeeter

      Skeeter

      What kind of steak do you like?

    2. arnold layne
    3. Skeeter

      Skeeter

      Rib Eye.....NY Strip.....TBone....

  22. Man, living at home is such a drag 
    Now your mom threw away your best porno mag.

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