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arnold layne

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  1. 208 days until football. 

  2. My Sundial $1.5 call is looking kind of juicy now. 

  3. Trivia: Chris Farley's cousin is the CEO of Ford Motor Company.  

  4. What should I buy first when DOGE hits a milli?

  5. Going through a manic phase. 

  6. I don't feel like doing a goddamned thing anymore. 

  7. Saved by the Bell is gay as fuck.

  8. Time to stay sober until the Super Bowl  🏈 .

  9. FIFTEEN MEN ON A DEAD MAN'S CHEST

     

    YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

     

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      drink and the burger put heartburn in my chest

       

      yo ho ho

      and a mountain of shit

    2. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      I think I read 15 pages of that book but gave up after not knowing what a "squire" was.

  10. Imagine being a mail man. 

     

    Could be me.

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    2. Donald Trump

      Donald Trump

      Watch out for dogs. 

    3. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Imagine, imagine, imagine.....

    4. Donald Trump

      Donald Trump

      Imagine being an Amazon superspreader.

  11. Trump gone.

    1. Bill brasky

      Bill brasky

      Like a candle in the wind

  12. Homer had it right. 🍩 and .

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      el boomer legendario

  13. Ray Liotta is a member of GNFNR. How cool is that?

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    2. Pappa FAT

      Pappa FAT

      dazey sucks downzys knob

    3. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gnfnrer.

    4. Donald Trump

      Donald Trump

      To me being a gnfnrer was better than being President of the United States.

  14. I think it is time to start smoking cigarettes again. 

    1. Frank Drebin

      Frank Drebin

      You can overcome & beat this Arnold! Live in the now!

    2. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      That's a dumbass idea. You're smarter than that.

    3. Pappa FAT

      Pappa FAT

      BRAH WHAT YOU DOING

  15. Alarm set for 4am. Baby wakes up at 3:30am. Fuck me.

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      I remember those times  

       

  16. Took some ritalin. Got my six pack and vodka. Ready for the family reunion. Let's fucking go! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

  17. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  18. Kitchen Nightmares is an incredible show. 

  19. My heart feels strange. 

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Ritalin and caffeine pills cause my ticker to feel like a compressed hairspray can. 

    3. Sick Boy

      Sick Boy

      Well...what did you expect? You took two stimulants together. Either is bad enough. 

    4. Donald Trump

      Donald Trump

      Be careful. Caffeine pills are what nearly took down Jessie Spano. 

  20. I just took a Ritalin and a caffeine pill. I Work at 6:00 am. Let's fucking go! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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    2. ritz snare

      ritz snare

      You oughtta throw in some pseudoephedrine for good measure.

    3. Pappa FAT

      Pappa FAT

      Sounds like the typical american breakfast

    4. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      I used to take a bump of K and a bump of blow

      I called it a kit Kat

       

      It was glorious

  21. Amped up on Ritalin and a few beers deep in the bath tub. Life is 👌

    1. ritz snare

      ritz snare

      Adderall is better.  Tell your doctor he's gypping you. 

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