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arnold layne

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  1. The only good dog is a dead dog.

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      An extremely unpopular opinion that will make you more hated than Hitler and Trump combined.........(that I just happen to agree with.  But I've learned never to say it out loud.)

  2. My mental health has not improved being 37 Days Sober. All of my psychologists are full of shit.

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    2. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      Or try switching to wine.

    3. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      Either wine or control it. Do NOT drink every day. You will be dead in your late 50's then. If we got another Covid like bullshit with stronger spreading rate, then might just well give up and we ALL should get drunk as fuck until we die

    4. Hulkster

      Hulkster

      It's  the

       End times

         Bitches

  3. Today I finished my first can of shaving cream in my entire life. I am 28 years old.

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      I buy 2 to 3 creams a year and I am one year younger than you. 

    3. Pappa FAT

      Pappa FAT

      if you wanna have a good wank, load your hand up with shaving cream and then tug away. It's amazing trust me

    4. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      what the fuck. I go through a can a month easy

  4. Movies are a waste of time. 

    1. CatatonicKitty

      CatatonicKitty

      Exactly. Worth every penny.

    2. JeanGenie

      JeanGenie

      Everything's a waste of time til you die.  

  5. This baby is taking forever. Unbelievable.

  6. THIS CORONAVIRUS ISN'T ANYTHING TO SNEEZE AT FOLKS. 

  7. About to go to the liquor store at 9:00 am. 

  8. I heard my baby's heart beat today. 

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    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      the year is 2035 - nate's son is calling us boomers on gnfnr

    3. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Man, you really are confident that you're the father, huh?

    4. Pappa FAT

      Pappa FAT

      If he kicks his momma in her belly, strangle the little fucker

  9. Rest in peace Broskirose 😔

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I don't think he's dead, man.

       

      If I remembered his real name I'd look him up.

  10. Drinking a beer in my bathtub. 

    1. magisme

      magisme

      I feel like I've seen this status before. :lol:

    2. arnold layne
  11. I'm going to Los Angeles tomorrow. If I see Fat Axl, I will say hello for you all (and GUNNER too)!

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      If you don't see fat Axl, there's something wrong. I hear he's visible from space.

    2. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      Neer let them tell you that they're all the same

  12. Blasting my bis and tris like a gym newb.

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Stop being a fag and get yourself under a barbell.

  13. The cat threw up all over the comforter. Way to go cat.

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    2. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Throw her out of the wondow. Can't fucking stand cats.

    3. Hulkster

      Hulkster

      Cats 🐈 rule you rat bastards 

    4. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Woke up to cat barf in my slippers...

  14. The town won! This may have been the mafia game of the year!

    1. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      I think the next game will be even more fun. Much more complicated and multiple bizarre turn of events.

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Yes! It was a fun game...... I'm anxious and skeptical for the next game

  15. My cat has the beetus. Look into the eyes of this precious angel. For only $80 a month, you can help give the life this poor, sweet, little kitty deserves. Donate now. Do it today. PM me for details. God bless.

  16. ?

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      Are there trans cheer leaders now? There is a lot more to football than just the NFL 

  17. I am hungry and there is no food in the house. SAD!

  18. US Doctors are incompetent and dumb.

  19. Nobody fucks around with the John Bonham on my watch.

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Ya buddy!

      like a motherfucker

  20. This next week is going to be terrible. Fuck.

  21. Perfect day to have a cigar and a beer in the sun.

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Did I pay for that cigar and beer?

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      No you did not. ?

    3. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Haha.. I would have like it had I 

  22. OFF TO WATCH SHITSCRAPER. PRAY FOR ME.

    1. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      Stuckmann gave Skyscraper D+. He usually doesn't go that low.

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Isn’t it just a pg remake of Die Hard?

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