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arnold layne

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  1. Blasting my bis and tris like a gym newb.

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Stop being a fag and get yourself under a barbell.

  2. The cat threw up all over the comforter. Way to go cat.

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    2. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Throw her out of the wondow. Can't fucking stand cats.

    3. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      Cats 🐈 rule you rat bastards 

    4. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Woke up to cat barf in my slippers...

  3. The town won! This may have been the mafia game of the year!

    1. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      I think the next game will be even more fun. Much more complicated and multiple bizarre turn of events.

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Yes! It was a fun game...... I'm anxious and skeptical for the next game

  4. My cat has the beetus. Look into the eyes of this precious angel. For only $80 a month, you can help give the life this poor, sweet, little kitty deserves. Donate now. Do it today. PM me for details. God bless.

  5. ?

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      Are there trans cheer leaders now? There is a lot more to football than just the NFL 

  6. I am hungry and there is no food in the house. SAD!

  7. US Doctors are incompetent and dumb.

  8. Nobody fucks around with the John Bonham on my watch.

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Ya buddy!

      like a motherfucker

  9. This next week is going to be terrible. Fuck.

  10. Perfect day to have a cigar and a beer in the sun.

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Did I pay for that cigar and beer?

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      No you did not. ?

    3. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Haha.. I would have like it had I 

  11. OFF TO WATCH SHITSCRAPER. PRAY FOR ME.

    1. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      Stuckmann gave Skyscraper D+. He usually doesn't go that low.

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Isn’t it just a pg remake of Die Hard?

  12. How on earth did I get so jaded
    Life's mystery seems so faded

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      School's out, what did you expect?

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Get off the Runaway Train buddy, it’s never coming back

  13. FREE THE WEED

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      It’s free here now...

  14. Soccer is for fags.

    1. popcorn's snare

      popcorn's snare

      I've noticed a lot of the soccer mega stars are scrawny and effeminate euro fags.  And the rules are so strict that if you bump into another player, you get a yellow card.  It's kind of embarrassing.  And like, baseball is boring, but soccer is even more boring- it's people jogging around for hours, rarely if ever scoring points.  And the fans kill eachother over the shit.  

    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      Soccer sucks (whatever it is) but football is great.

    3. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Big fucking No. Baseball and "American Football" on the other hand, are for fags who "sign" each others` dicks. If you know what I mean. Can`t get gayer than that.

  15. "Nate, why are there a bunch of beer cans in my sock drawer?" - The girlfriend

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      You sir, are my hero.

      I often have couch beers. They keep relatively cold and you don't have to get up

       

      Well done sir. Well don

  16. Planning on going out for steak tonight. I haven't had a good steak in months.

    1. Skeeter

      Skeeter

      What kind of steak do you like?

    2. arnold layne
    3. Skeeter

      Skeeter

      Rib Eye.....NY Strip.....TBone....

  17. Man, living at home is such a drag 
    Now your mom threw away your best porno mag.

  18. Dropped a hammer on my toe today at work. Can I qualify for medical marijuana now? 

  19. Some stupid fat bitch just door dinged my car, waved at me, and proceeded to stuff her pig face with pizza. 

     

    Holy shit.

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Once has some old bitch dinged me at a BK in the parking lot. I was in the car. She slammed into my door, looked at me, and said, "oh it's ok," and walked off. I wondered if it was a crime to punch her.

    2. GNS

      GNS

      lay a shit on her bonnet

  20. Spilled beer all over the couch. FUCK!

    1. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      Com you ever keep couch beers?

      beers tucked in between and behind the Cushions? 

      Theyre great

    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      What a waste of beer ...

    3. GNS

      GNS

      bite the pillow arnold

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