arnold layne

If you don't see fat Axl, there's something wrong. I hear he's visible from space.

Neer let them tell you that they're all the same

Stop being a fag and get yourself under a barbell.

Throw her out of the wondow. Can't fucking stand cats.

Cats 🐈 rule you rat bastards 

Woke up to cat barf in my slippers...

I think the next game will be even more fun. Much more complicated and multiple bizarre turn of events.

Yes! It was a fun game...... I'm anxious and skeptical for the next game

Are there trans cheer leaders now? There is a lot more to football than just the NFL 

Justice for @Bobbo

Ya buddy!

like a motherfucker

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Did I pay for that cigar and beer?

No you did not. ?

Haha.. I would have like it had I 

Stuckmann gave Skyscraper D+. He usually doesn't go that low.

Isn’t it just a pg remake of Die Hard?

School's out, what did you expect?

Get off the Runaway Train buddy, it’s never coming back

It’s free here now...

I've noticed a lot of the soccer mega stars are scrawny and effeminate euro fags.  And the rules are so strict that if you bump into another player, you get a yellow card.  It's kind of embarrassing.  And like, baseball is boring, but soccer is even more boring- it's people jogging around for hours, rarely if ever scoring points.  And the fans kill eachother over the shit.  

Soccer sucks (whatever it is) but football is great.

Big fucking No. Baseball and "American Football" on the other hand, are for fags who "sign" each others` dicks. If you know what I mean. Can`t get gayer than that.

You sir, are my hero.

I often have couch beers. They keep relatively cold and you don't have to get up

Well done sir. Well don

What kind of steak do you like?

Medium!

Rib Eye.....NY Strip.....TBone....

Once has some old bitch dinged me at a BK in the parking lot. I was in the car. She slammed into my door, looked at me, and said, "oh it's ok," and walked off. I wondered if it was a crime to punch her.

lay a shit on her bonnet