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  1. I'm going to Los Angeles tomorrow. If I see Fat Axl, I will say hello for you all (and GUNNER too)!

    1. Damn_Smooth


      If you don't see fat Axl, there's something wrong. I hear he's visible from space.

    2. meatpuppet


      Neer let them tell you that they're all the same

  2. Blasting my bis and tris like a gym newb.

    1. magisme


      Stop being a fag and get yourself under a barbell.

  3. The cat threw up all over the comforter. Way to go cat.

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    2. Ragnar


      Throw her out of the wondow. Can't fucking stand cats.

    3. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      Cats 🐈 rule you rat bastards 

    4. GnRLiars


      Woke up to cat barf in my slippers...

  4. The town won! This may have been the mafia game of the year!

    1. meatpuppet


      I think the next game will be even more fun. Much more complicated and multiple bizarre turn of events.

    2. GnRLiars


      Yes! It was a fun game...... I'm anxious and skeptical for the next game

  5. My cat has the beetus. Look into the eyes of this precious angel. For only $80 a month, you can help give the life this poor, sweet, little kitty deserves. Donate now. Do it today. PM me for details. God bless.

  6. ?

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      Are there trans cheer leaders now? There is a lot more to football than just the NFL 

  7. I am hungry and there is no food in the house. SAD!

  8. US Doctors are incompetent and dumb.

  9. Nobody fucks around with the John Bonham on my watch.

    1. GnRLiars


      Ya buddy!

      like a motherfucker

  10. This next week is going to be terrible. Fuck.

  11. Perfect day to have a cigar and a beer in the sun.

    1. GnRLiars


      Did I pay for that cigar and beer?

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      No you did not. ?

    3. GnRLiars


      Haha.. I would have like it had I 


    1. meatpuppet


      Stuckmann gave Skyscraper D+. He usually doesn't go that low.

    2. GnRLiars


      Isn’t it just a pg remake of Die Hard?

  13. How on earth did I get so jaded
    Life's mystery seems so faded

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      School's out, what did you expect?

    2. GnRLiars


      Get off the Runaway Train buddy, it’s never coming back


    1. GnRLiars


      It’s free here now...

  15. Soccer is for fags.

    1. popcorn's snare

      popcorn's snare

      I've noticed a lot of the soccer mega stars are scrawny and effeminate euro fags.  And the rules are so strict that if you bump into another player, you get a yellow card.  It's kind of embarrassing.  And like, baseball is boring, but soccer is even more boring- it's people jogging around for hours, rarely if ever scoring points.  And the fans kill eachother over the shit.  

    2. GUNNER


      Soccer sucks (whatever it is) but football is great.

    3. Ragnar


      Big fucking No. Baseball and "American Football" on the other hand, are for fags who "sign" each others` dicks. If you know what I mean. Can`t get gayer than that.

  16. "Nate, why are there a bunch of beer cans in my sock drawer?" - The girlfriend

    1. GnRLiars


      You sir, are my hero.

      I often have couch beers. They keep relatively cold and you don't have to get up


      Well done sir. Well don

  17. Planning on going out for steak tonight. I haven't had a good steak in months.

    1. Skeeter


      What kind of steak do you like?

    2. arnold layne
    3. Skeeter


      Rib Eye.....NY Strip.....TBone....

  18. Man, living at home is such a drag 
    Now your mom threw away your best porno mag.

  19. Dropped a hammer on my toe today at work. Can I qualify for medical marijuana now? 

  20. Some stupid fat bitch just door dinged my car, waved at me, and proceeded to stuff her pig face with pizza. 


    Holy shit.

    1. AxlisOld


      Once has some old bitch dinged me at a BK in the parking lot. I was in the car. She slammed into my door, looked at me, and said, "oh it's ok," and walked off. I wondered if it was a crime to punch her.

    2. GNS


      lay a shit on her bonnet

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