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AxlisOld

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  1. Why does Aud embed like a dozen irrelevant youtube links into every thread he makes? 

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Why did you ban yourself until 2023 and then just register another account?

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  2. My father's begging for me to speak to him. He's so lonely with my mother dead. I have to say the feeling of cruelty in denying him an answer to his phone calls is satisfying. 30 years of bullshit doesn't get forgiven easily.

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Let it go man. He said what he said. Oh my god. Let go of the past.

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  3. I'm having to talk an awful lot of people off ledges lately, please don't make me the new forum Skeeter.

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      I should clarify, I don't fucking care what happens to Miser, but I'll help everyone else out.

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  4. Calling someone butt hurt because you’re too stupid to understand what no rules Anarchy means ?  Game on bitch 

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Is this addressing yet another mafia based blowup?

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  5. Am I the only one that thinks Joker was very similar to Taxi Driver?

     

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      They don't try to hide it. Todd Philips has said several times they drew from it.

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  6. The greatest mafia meltdown ever@GUNNER  

    Simpsons Mafia 2 is Making Mafia Greater Than Ever:trump:

  7. The cat threw up all over the comforter. Way to go cat.

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      That's what you get for having a cat. When my dog is sick he'll ask to be let out, with dignity. Cats are just like, hmmm...where am I? BLEH!!

       

      Fuck cats.

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  8. Imagine getting so butthurt over mafia that you have to gape your asshole and show it to everybody.

  9. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

  10. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      It's all sunshine and lollipops until Damn_Smooth goes full retard.

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  11. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Imagine thinking that you're self-sufficient enough to not need any government services. How's that internet you're using working out for you? You use roads? To get to a supermarket where the mean old government says how clean the food has to be? You got your own power, right? Refine your own gasoline, do you? Also, you're home schooled, right? No public school for you? I'd tell you to accept that you're retarded, but you'd have to abide by medical standards, set forth by the government.

       

      You are a fucking moron.

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  12. Guys... It's my wedding anniversary today. I've been married 9 years.  I think we're gonna celebrate

  13. Some stupid fat bitch just door dinged my car, waved at me, and proceeded to stuff her pig face with pizza. 

     

    Holy shit.

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Once has some old bitch dinged me at a BK in the parking lot. I was in the car. She slammed into my door, looked at me, and said, "oh it's ok," and walked off. I wondered if it was a crime to punch her.

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  14. Taking my liver pills. Make My Liver Great Again!

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      There are liver pills? Is it just a bunch of milk thistle?

  15. I wish they'd never invented fried cheese

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      You shut your whore mouth. Fried cheese is amazing.

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  16. Goddamn it I'm 40.  I'm fucking 40.  This can't be happening.  I wasted my life.  Why didn't I listen to the dean??  Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Hit that gym, you know it can work. Have a cheat day every week (within reason). Stay off the sauce, you know damn well it doesn't treat you well. 40 ain't shit, so sayeth the 32 year old.

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  17. Did Miser's North Korea topics get censored? Kim Jong Bonham.

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Maybe you could just stop making dumb topics. Or any. 

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  18. Today at the age of 25, was the first time I was not carded for beer. I have come a long way. 

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Don't get used to it. I'm 32 and get carded regularly. It's the sole purpose I keep a 5 o'clock shadow every day. Otherwise I look 19.

  19. Snow in mid May......

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      We've had thunderstorms. It hit 90 two days like a week and a half ago, now it's mid 60's. I'm sure summer will just randomly show up. 65, 70, 71, 104.

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  20. Drunk and benzo'd at the Thunder game with the woman. Now IHOP. It's living in a dream. 

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Hope you enjoyed the Seattle Sonics, you bastard.

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  21. Now I understand why I took allergy shots and not sudafed as a teenager. Holy Jesus. 

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Because you have moderation issues? (Lol glass houses)

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