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lol@anyone who believe Axl will ever: a) lose weight b) release another album Whilst other bands add new songs to their touring setlists, Axl adds new body fat. Just when you think This I Love can't possibly sound any worse, he always manages to surprise you with each new leg!

This is the one to beat. One more... Putang.

Are you seriously expecting SMKC to have hits? There hasn't been a legitimate rock hit in the charts since about 2005.

Okay, so we're at 22. 23. Cunt

5. Growler

4. Minge

3. Slit

2. Gash

I'll start: 1. Clunge

Lezza's use strap-ons so you would see it on the blue haired chick if she was using a dildo. On closer inspection it does look like a bit of good old scissoring. Also Melissa looks much better with the shorter hair. I knew Axl hired her for a reason!

Chicks with dicks? Blue haired one is definitely penetrating and I can't see no strap-on!!!

Any man who fucks a woman in 2019 without first getting signed written consent witnessed by an independent party, preferably with a breathaliser to hand is a sexual deviant.

Axl will be fatter and shitter than ever in 2019. To be fair to him, 99% of us get fatter and shitter with every passing year. Age isn't kind to any of us.

I thought Living The Dream was his best album to date with Myles. I really liked it. The Great Pretender especially is epic.

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