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Everything posted by AbominableHoman

  1. I didn't really know she was established at all, reminded me of this song (which is, of course, her)
  2. http://www.dailydot.com/lol/ted-cruz-michael-sweet-stryper/?fb=dd Delivered pizza to a chick in a Stryper tour-shirt. She was about as hot as she seemed crazy.
  3. Where we at? I think I'm sobered up now. So I'm just trying to stay employed at the moment. Court date is about a month away (luckily I picked Coachella week 2 and not week 1). Definitely going to solicit some advice soon. The diversion and divorce look like a real fucking headache.
  4. So. I spent 12 hours doing server updates Saturday and drank a shitload of caffeine all day. Slam back a pint of vodka when I was done. Wait a bit. Buzz died. Decided to go and get some Lagunitas and Jack in the Box. Get pulled over. Blow a .082 I pulled the "wife works at <city>PD card. Kinda works. Luckily he moved my truck for me (no towing) and sends me to the local addict/detox center (so my mug doesn't end up online). I sat there, in a cell, for 2 goddamn hours with two cups of water while doing pushups and pacing (to hopefully to metabolize more) waiting t
  5. 6'1'' 245lbs Bigger frame so it wears well, but my goal is 215... maybe 200, but that'd be pretty fucking lean.
  6. If I ever say that in real life I seriously hope someone quietly walks up to me, sticks a snub nosed .38 to the back of my head, says "fag", and pulls the trigger and makes sure the bullet mushrooms upon impact and evacuates everything meaningful in my skull.
  7. "I'll go to this debate when I'm done with Ninja Turtles, mother fucker."
  8. I've evaluated things. And decided to for the gym over thining hair remedies. Chucks really loved me with long hair, but I love my ability to maintain decent boners. And in like 5 years I'll be able to be anyone I want with VR.
  9. His latest album is TERRIBLE. I thought he had real potential.
  10. Quintessential "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole".
  11. A movie about using guns and special traps to capture ghosts is a pretty stupid premise for a movie. That's why it took a special cast to make it an entertaining movie and a classic. These actresses have had like 1.25 funny roles in Bridesmade. They're simply not going to do this movie justice. But, then again, I really doubt I'm the target demographic for this movie, it's more of a circle-scissor for chicks to try and tout how they're funny too.
  12. I look forward to when a CD song shuffles on Spotify. But there has never been a time when I thought "I need to listen to Chinese Democracy". Ever.
  13. Well he wasn't going to vote for the Mormon.
  14. Queen songs I've listened to: Bohemian Rhapsody Another One Bites The Dust The one Vanilla Ice ripped off The one Seth Rogen runs around to as a fat wannabe cop in Observe and Report Somehow, the fact applies Queen is the only band to have each member write a #1 song. It was a TIL on reddit and the top comment was a post of a Freddy Mercury statue in middle Europe. Which brings this reply around full circle.
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