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Dazey

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  1. Hahaha! I can see what you mean but nah, it's not me. Funnily enough he's from about 40 miles from where I'm from though.
  2. Nope, this is. http://www.mygnrforum.com/index.php?/user/51206-definitelynot-dazey/
  3. Unless it was deep fried and covered in batter I'm calling bullshit y' wee Jock shit y'
  4. Fuck you, im 1/3rd French. Inb4 "biased" mods start fucking some shit up in here!!!
  5. It would look better with me in it!
  6. Rosie Huntington Whitely looks like a fucking sink plunger!
  7. Shame the kids weren't when he'd finished with them!
  8. just want to eat a dead animal and stick my dick in something!

    1. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      read it real quick and thought you said you wanted to eat a dead animals dick.....

    2. UcudBmine

      UcudBmine

      it would be so much more hardcore if the animal is alive when you start eating it

    3. MBrose

      MBrose

      I also read it to quick, thought you said, you wanted to stick your dick in a dead animal!!!

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  9. Working on it. I'm hoping to have done all 50 states within the next few years. Got about 7 in the bag so far! :)

  10. Do I need any other reason? :D Nah I'm just starting from a different place on this year's adventures.

  11. Pillow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOr6K020qg
  12. The middle one. Although the way she's standing looks stupid. The picture was what women find attractive, what men find attractive and what the national average is. I say you are in a good place. National average where? Cos unless you totally leave out Texas that nation is not the fucking US!
  13. You can put it anywhere you want, but I really do want you to make me an actual peanut butter and jelly sandwich after. Is that a euphemism for the time of the month?
  14. Did I mention I love this emoticon?
  15. The middle one. Although the way she's standing looks stupid. That's what getting railed up the tradesman's will do for you! So get used to it! MAKE ME A SANDWICH! If by sandwich you mean anal sex then yes, yes I will!
  16. And he fits very well in Queen. He's not in Queen. Oh he is very definitely a Queen!
  17. The middle one. Although the way she's standing looks stupid. That's what getting railed up the tradesman's will do for you! So get used to it!
  18. Too Skinny. Just Right. I Still Would.
  19. "Curvy" is usually just another word for fat and lazy!
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