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Dazey

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  1. It really needs to be put back in its cage and beaten around the head and neck with a lump of rubber hose!

  2. SUCK MY BIG FAT HAIRY BALLS!!!!!!

  3. What were the exams and do you think you got away with it? One of them was a terrorism and political violence exam, how ironic Or as we would refer to it up north, the weekend.
  4. What were the exams and do you think you got away with it?
  5. I was in that apartment for exactly 12 months upto Christmas Eve 2010 when I was found face down in the snow clutching a tin of baked beans having passed out en route to hand the keys back. Not sure whther that's gfunny or just plain tragic bruv I'd had a hypoglycaemic attack while loading up the car and the only food I could get quickly was a couple of tins on the back seat. Problem was I couldn't find a can opener so I tried to beat one of them open with a 10lb barbell weight and passed out from low blood sugar before I got into it. Not my finest hour.
  6. Well wandering Engineer doesn't have quite the same ring to it I guess. You could just be an engineer on a freight locomotive. Hahaha! I could this is true!
  7. I was in that apartment for exactly 12 months upto Christmas Eve 2010 when I was found face down in the snow clutching a tin of baked beans having passed out en route to hand the keys back.
  8. Well wandering Engineer doesn't have quite the same ring to it I guess.
  9. You don't have a study? I don't even have a house. I've not lived in the same place for more than 12 months in the last ten years. I'm living practically out of a suitcase having to live away for work and I'm not planning to settle so I'm probably a special case.
  10. ....and they say Mitt Romney's out of touch with the common man! Shut your whore mouth Dazey! It's not a chore. In sq. Ft., what would you consider a big house to be? How big is the study in square feet? Not sure. I just asked my dad and he said our house is about 4,000 sq. Ft. I just wanted to see if you had a study! You do, you're loaded. QED!
  11. ....and they say Mitt Romney's out of touch with the common man! Shut your whore mouth Dazey! It's not a chore. In sq. Ft., what would you consider a big house to be? How big is the study in square feet?
  12. ....and they say Mitt Romney's out of touch with the common man!
  13. We're not LOADED. If you live in a house in which it's a chore to carry a vacuum cleaner from one place to any other then yes, I'm afraid you are loaded!
  14. More like needless cruelty to the common comma, but I'm always shocking from that perspective too.
  15. OK seriously how rich are you? It costs an arm and a leg for a Dyson. Even cooler are those Dyson fans and hand dryers you get at the airport. I don't know? How much are Dysons? More to the point why would you need three? Tell the truth Chloe, you're old man's got three wives and they get one each as a wedding present yes? One for upstairs, one for downstairs, one for the garage? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! You had to quote me before I had chance to correct the typo!!!!!
  16. You can have one of ours. We have like 3 Dysons. OK seriously how rich are you? It costs an arm and a leg for a Dyson. Even cooler are those Dyson fans and hand dryers you get at the airport. I don't know? How much are Dysons? More to the point why would you need three? Tell the truth Chloe, your old man's got three wives and they get one each as a wedding present yes?
  17. You would say that you flappy headed fuck! Black pudding, blood pudding or blood sausage is a type of sausage made by cooking blood or dried blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. Never eaten a steak before then? The red stuff in steak isn't blood. Well the stuff in black pudding is, and it's great! Get some down y' ya big poof!
  18. You would say that you flappy headed fuck! Black pudding, blood pudding or blood sausage is a type of sausage made by cooking blood or dried blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. Never eaten a steak before then?
  19. You would say that you flappy headed fuck!
  20. Sometimes you make me wanna gag. Sometimes you need gagging!
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