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Dazey

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Status Updates posted by Dazey

  1. Nice to see you're still thinking about me enough to get upset down there in your basement. ;)

  2. Hey, at least you're only a couple of hours apart huh? I've got to travel through six time zones to see Victoria. :(

  3. Hey there. :) I'm good thanks. Made it back after a 30 hour journey so I've done nothing much but sleep. :) How's Andrea? :)

  4. Best old man poster on this here board! Five stars! :)

  5. "You're an entire continent of Jews"

    1. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Who the hell said that? :awesome:

    2. Catch Her In the Rye
  6. Hahaha! You crack me up man! Five stars! :)

  7. It really needs to be put back in its cage and beaten around the head and neck with a lump of rubber hose!

  8. SUCK MY BIG FAT HAIRY BALLS!!!!!!

  9. just want to eat a dead animal and stick my dick in something!

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    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      read it real quick and thought you said you wanted to eat a dead animals dick.....

    3. UcudBmine

      UcudBmine

      it would be so much more hardcore if the animal is alive when you start eating it

    4. MBrose

      MBrose

      I also read it to quick, thought you said, you wanted to stick your dick in a dead animal!!!

  10. Working on it. I'm hoping to have done all 50 states within the next few years. Got about 7 in the bag so far! :)

  11. Do I need any other reason? :D Nah I'm just starting from a different place on this year's adventures.

  12. Ow my head! Ow my head! Ow my head!!!!!!

  13. What took you so long Marigold?

  14. Loooooove yoooooooooo! Mmmmmmmwah!xx

  15. Awesome poster! Keep up the good work! :)

  16. Oh, why thank you dear boy! :)

  17. The Pig is awesome! :D

  18. Hahaha! Goddamn insomnia eh? :) I often sleep for a few hours after work so I tend to keep odd hours. :)

  19. ....or last! Doh! Haha!

  20. Awww! You added me first and everything! I'm truly honoured! :D

  21. Introducing Thomas Meadow! For those who find Larry the Cable Guy just that little bit too challenging! :D

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    2. Iceman24

      Iceman24

      I liked Larry the cable guy to be honest.

    3. Venetian Cova

      Venetian Cova

      that explains a lot about you, iceman.

    4. Dazey

      Dazey

      Well you're too advanced for TM then buddy! :D

  22. Hahaha, thanks! I'm rather fond of it myself! :)

  23. It's some silent French movie from like 1908 or something. I can't remember what it's called now.

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