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  1. philip k. DickhEAD
    I've also found it quite hard to forget Debi Sue Voorhees and her perfect 80's milk jugs. Fuckin BABE
  2. philip k. DickhEAD
    The Call of the Simpsons in particular still holds up for me. *backfiring noises* "Hey Flaaaannnnnders...look what I got!" "Hooo, she's a beaut! Congratulations Simpson, I'm sure you'll have loads of fun!" "Hehehe...jealous"
  3. philip k. DickhEAD
    That was my first thought too, ha. What a fucked up fanbase (fatbase, even).
  4. philip k. DickhEAD
    For heterosexual men it is. This is Will Smith we're talking about here. Guy's about as straight as Cruise and Travolta. Will and Jada have one of those Hollywood bearding relationships like Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest.
  5. philip k. DickhEAD
    @creed can you give me some Axl as Pesci and Duff as Stern? The Woke Bandits
  6. philip k. DickhEAD
    Amazing book. I recommend it to everyone.
  7. philip k. DickhEAD
    Your face? I would but your country doesn't have running tap water.
  8. philip k. DickhEAD
    Wow...the guy who sits on a cactus all day doesn't find funny stuff to be funny. Mind blowing.
  9. philip k. DickhEAD
    Hang in there, pal. I've been on Lexapro for years. Was reticent to take it at first but within a week or so I did start to feel better. Yeah, big pharma sucks balls but some of this shit does work in the right doses. Keep at it, hope you feel much better soon sir.
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    A New Beginning is good, sleazy fun. All the deaths were cut to shit but it still has my favorite kill of the series...Eddie's death. (Maxwell Smart voice) The oooooooooooollllllllld crush someone's head with a belt around the tree trick.
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    Still one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

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    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      ive got the fatgun blues fatgun blues i said i dont know what i ate but i know i'm gonna spew

    3. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      You, you can suck my ass...

       

      Oh man.. I'm crying

    4. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      :rofl-lol:

  13. philip k. DickhEAD
    Ahh, the Ruth Ginsberg Fleshlight. A timely memorial.
  14. philip k. DickhEAD
    Should Guns N' Roses be three dicks?
  15. philip k. DickhEAD
    Auto Focus (2002) - Paul Schrader movie about Bob Crane.
  16. philip k. DickhEAD
    Thanks for the reminder. I remember loving it at the cinema. I'll watch it again. Clooney, Wahlberg and Cube are all fine given the right material and direction.
  17. philip k. DickhEAD
    Your avatar is boggle-eyed useless cunt Vince Vaughn. Your views are redundant.
  18. philip k. DickhEAD

    Ragnar was thrown into a pit of snakes in Norse Mythology. Just sayin'.

    1. Wilco

      Wilco

      Not all that different from this place at times

    2. Sick Boy

      Sick Boy

      A pit of cocks with our Ragnar. 

  19. philip k. DickhEAD
    I'd need an eightball to enjoy golf. What a gay, shithouse sport.
  20. philip k. DickhEAD
    Nah, I'm fine. I believe I told you to check in with me when you dock in a country with running tap water. You'll need to prove this before I take your opinion seriously.
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  22. philip k. DickhEAD
    Wow, this is gay.
  23. philip k. DickhEAD
    Poor old Budd's been taking a time out from the forum. The rest of us savages aren't woke enough for his tastes. Extra credit for that signature thing. I nearly hit it *again*, fucking idiot that I am.
  24. philip k. DickhEAD
    SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM, MISER.
  25. philip k. DickhEAD
    Brilliant strategy by old Doug there, considering alcohol is never found near golf courses...and it's well documented that guys like Slash and Duff have never had problems with alcohol.
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