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Status Updates posted by bacardimayne

  1. i hope he's meeting brian jones right now

  2. We don’t take kindly to letters around here, get a real avatar

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    2. philip k. DickhEAD

      philip k. DickhEAD

      Wait a minute...Axl and Garfield are two different individuals?

    3. Ragnar


      Fat Alex avatar should be doused in grease or riot will ensue.

    4. Pappa FAT

      Pappa FAT

      im pappa fat and i authorize this fat message

  3. another day, another mygnr deserter

  4. you're not really here until you get an avatar

    1. DieselDaisy


      I will do. I am not overly fond of the pink colour!

    2. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      Welcome btw 

    3. Sick Boy

      Sick Boy

      Avatars are generally Fat Axl. See the GNR section fat thread and steal away 

  5. Dark Green was here and left a big shiny shit

  6. a new era of fat is upon us in 2021

    the era of fat gifs

  7. Captain's log, shitdate 12/19/20 - I've received another Brian Jones PM from Miser, this one even more longwinded than the last. It seems the primitive creature actually expects me to read and acknowledge its autistic screeches. Further studies will be conducted and an away team dispatched if the Jonesians of Planet Xanax are determined to be acting in good faith.

  8. it took years but i'm glad brian jones posting has finally caught on

    1. Pappa FAT

      Pappa FAT

      brain jones is the old gnr drummer right?

    2. Wilco


      Brian Jones still > Brian Wilson. Wilson got bummed by Landy.

  9. i swear there were two "fuck you ____isme" statuses up an hour ago and now theres only one


    deep state

  10. when you're minding your own business and start randomly getting henpecked by some mentally ill loon on discord who thinks the world revolves around her

    1. bacardimayne


      i mean, she may or may not be fat enough to have an orbit, but that's not the point.

    2. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      Warstar or Deadchild?


    1. bacardimayne



    2. Begbie


      just you wait till Zutaut "loses" another locker, then we will be back to FATCON 1.

    3. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      Just wait till Axl builds a tolerance to the meds beta gives him

  12. Where were you when Budd Dwyer had his legendary "5-post meltdown" in the Fat Axl vs Fat Slash thread?

    1. ritz snare

      ritz snare

      He took that shit personally.  :lol:

  13. LOLmiser

    1. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      yeah wilco is too obvious

    2. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      he is already started making topics...

  14. are you the same creed from mygnr and the original Beta's Barn?

  15. how could you look so faaaaaaaaat

    1. auad


      I found the complete video from Rock in Rio 2011 on my HD ... it's cool!


    1. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      It started for Axl in 2011

    2. RedHook


      The full story of chinese food democracy 

  17. *off key piano shitnoise*

    *out of tune slash intro*

    *shit duff sounds*



    You don't have to go on tour tonight

    Those days are over

    You don't have to sell your vocals to the night


    You don't have to wear that disguise tonight

    Tour Brazil for burgers

    You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right



    You don't have to put down the pizza slice


    You can order delivery tonight


    You don't have to put down the Bud Light


    No you can eat it all to the last bite


  18. let it be known that i just cried to jb

    1. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      Is this a quote from Ragnar?

    2. maynard


      Who do you want jb to put a leash on?

  19. The weight is almost over.

    FATCON 2

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