bacardimayne

i hope he's meeting brian jones right now

We don’t take kindly to letters around here, get a real avatar

Days since Borki vowed to have GNFNR shut down:

another day, another mygnr deserter

you're not really here until you get an avatar

Dark Green was here and left a big shiny shit

a new era of fat is upon us in 2021

the era of fat gifs

Captain's log, shitdate 12/19/20 - I've received another Brian Jones PM from Miser, this one even more longwinded than the last. It seems the primitive creature actually expects me to read and acknowledge its autistic screeches. Further studies will be conducted and an away team dispatched if the Jonesians of Planet Xanax are determined to be acting in good faith.

it took years but i'm glad brian jones posting has finally caught on

i swear there were two "fuck you ____isme" statuses up an hour ago and now theres only one

deep state

ahhh, victory.mp4

alt

when you're minding your own business and start randomly getting henpecked by some mentally ill loon on discord who thinks the world revolves around her

FATCON 5 - THEN, NOW, FOREVER

Where were you when Budd Dwyer had his legendary "5-post meltdown" in the Fat Axl vs Fat Slash thread?

RESUME MAFIA

LOLmiser

are you the same creed from mygnr and the original Beta's Barn?

et tu brute

how could you look so faaaaaaaaat

KITCHEN PANTRY STARTS NOW

*off key piano shitnoise*

*out of tune slash intro*

*shit duff sounds*

Geeeeeeeeraldiiiiiiine

You don't have to go on tour tonight

Those days are over

You don't have to sell your vocals to the night

Geeeeerrrrrrraldiiiiiiine

You don't have to wear that disguise tonight

Tour Brazil for burgers

You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Geraldiiiiiiine

You don't have to put down the pizza slice

Geraldiiiiiiine

You can order delivery tonight

Geraldiiiiiiine

You don't have to put down the Bud Light

Geraldiiiiiiine

No you can eat it all to the last bite

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraldiiiiiiine

let it be known that i just cried to jb

The weight is almost over.

FATCON 2

FATCON 2