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Salsh Borski

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  1. Getting prepared for 2 for 1 Saturday.  The best Salami day of the week.

  2. You shouldn't have said those nasty wasty things to him. He's a sensitive cunt soul.
  3. Where is the Skeetster anyway? Chatting up supermodels? Drinking with top political figures? Hunting bears with his bare hands? Or all three in a continuous loop?
  4. Are his handsome ashes being scattered in a Warhammer store?
  5. Also, you actually mean to tell me that someone actually left because he didn't win a game? Jesus H Christ....
  6. It certainly sounds interesting and right up my street but I am too busy to dedicate enough time to it.
  7. No one has yet explained to me what this thing is, how it works and what it's all about...
  8. I’d rather eat a Pepperami than listen to Miles Kennedy
  9. Both cats and dogs taste good from your local Chinese takeout.
  10. Salami tastes just as good in pounds and ounces as it does in Kilograms
  11. It’s a sad world when dizzy reed writes better songs than Duff. Then again, an 8 year old deaf and blind Indonesian does too so maybe it’s not that impressive
  12. I had a blended salami smoothie in his honor
  13. Duff keeps in shape by practicing punk squats. He lunges down into a squat, takes it nicely up his punk ass from his boss Axy and the merry band of dimwitted Brazilian leeches, rises back up all smiling and records shit music. Now that's punk!!
  14. People would have no issue with his weight if he wasn't wheezing and panting and screeching his material whilst cutting words short to gasp for breath.
  15. In my opinion, Genoa salami. It’s Traditionally made with pork and veal, and seasoned with garlic, red wine, and pepper. A close second is Soppressata which Is usually made with pork, and has a higher fat content and a more rustic appearance than most salami. Naturally you you have to find a quality store to ensure the quality of the product is premium, I don’t like to toot my own horn but beep beep!
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