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  1. I do. You should address these concerns individually.
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    Trash celeb gossip site claims Axl was POISONED

    And it's been misery for us all ever since! I'll show myself out.
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    MCKAGAN Putting Finishing Touches On New Solo Album

    I'm glad someone else sees through his bullshit. auad is an autistic faggot.
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    Cemeteries - What do you think of them?

    You know GNR are well and truly dead when a cemetery discussion is in full swing.
  5. "He remembers back to childhood when he first picked up a guitar and is humbled by his achievements, crediting his unwillingness "to take no for an answer from that day forward" Slash: "I can get away without signing the band over to you, right?" Axl: "No." Slash: "Sweet, bro." Slash: "So, uh, how's about a pre-nup?" Perla: "No." Slash: "Awesome. Sounds cool." Slash: "Hey Axl, wanna record some new shit?" Axl: "No." Slash: "Very good, sir."
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    MCKAGAN Putting Finishing Touches On New Solo Album

    Bye, retard! You won't be missed.
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    How To Post An Article

    5. Don't be auad. He still won't get it. This I guarantee.
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    leaks??

    ...or releasing a song in the past 10 years. And no, Shadow of Your Anus doesn't count.
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    Trash celeb gossip site claims Axl was POISONED

    Axl looks trim next to Beta. Who needs hot models when you have an obese Brazilian slopbucket?
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    leaks??

    As someone who originally hails from Australia, I feel it's only reasonable that I apologize for the existence of Baz Luhrmann's films.
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    Social Justice Warriors, Feminists and Other Retards

    Anal* Clooney awarded "Global Citizen of the Year" by the United Nations. Bullshit award goes to bullshit individual; checks out. She also looks like Paul Stanley (only more masculine). I feel George is covered under the "Other Retards" clause of this thread. *not a typo
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    MCKAGAN Putting Finishing Touches On New Solo Album

    Yes. You're an idiot.
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    leaks??

    Don't mind auad. He's Brazilian and hence cannot be reasoned with.
  14. Fat Axl and co suckin' balls in Abu Dhabi. http://www.alternativenation.net/guns-n-roses-announce-axl-rose-is-severely-ill/ Guns N’ Roses played in Abu Dhabi on Sunday as their Not In This Lifetime tour nears its conclusion. Duff McKagan revealed on Twitter that frontman Axl Rose is very fat. He tweeted, “Thank you Abu Dhabi! @axlrose pulled a damn miracle…the man was beyond fat, and pulled off something I’ve never seen in my 40 yrs of playing. You all pulled him thru. Til next time!” The band had to cut their show short. Slash tweeted, “Abu Dhabi, you guys were fucking great tonight! Axl was severely fat. But you all were hugely supportive. Thanks for that. We’ll see again next time! Cheers! iiii]; ) ‘” Ultra-shit setlist: http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/guns-n-roses/2018/du-arena-at-yas-island-abu-dhabi-united-arab-emirates-397357f.html 17 songs, and 11 were actual Guns N' Roses tunes! How cool is that?
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    MCKAGAN Putting Finishing Touches On New Solo Album

    Does anyone outside of Guantanamo listen to solo GNR material?
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    MCKAGAN Putting Finishing Touches On New Solo Album

    "The heartbreak, anger, fear, confusion and divide I have experienced over the last two and a half years..." Yeah, what a rocky ride for poor old Duff. He's reduced to flossing with $100 bills.
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    Trash celeb gossip site claims Axl was POISONED

    Can you rephrase your complaint? Try it in English this time.
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    Exclusive GNFNR Merchandise For Sale

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    Red Hand Chinese Democracy

    Damn...yep, keep an eye on eBay like bring back izzy said (stay tuned to Discogs as well). Looks like they're popping up very rarely these days. Good luck dude!
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    congrats gnfnr, we've done it!

    Hope no one DDos'd ya, JB. Silly cunts.
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    Red Hand Chinese Democracy

    Ah, the Ragtard is in full-on war mode now. I, for one, welcome our new third world overlord.
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    Red Hand Chinese Democracy

    We hope you've enjoyed these messages from the Brazilian Down Syndrome Society.
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    Accept: bassist founder Peter Baltes leaves the band

    Who wants to play Pin the Ragnar on the Spectrum?
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