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  1. I ended up reading half the article to see if this bit was real
  2. I read the title of the post n thought it would be an article written by one of us. I’m disappointed. I guess that Duff got her the job cause they could share tampons or that Axl wanted more positive discrimination in the band. It will suit Dizzy to have a stand in cause of all his parenting responsibilities. Slash would be happy cause she’s a bird and you don’t have to pay her much.
  3. interesting points you all make. I always thought he’d get me2’d but now I’m starting to think he’s going to get spacey’d.
  4. From the quotes I’ve read so far, Matt is now my third favourite member of GNR (after Stevie n Izzy). Please can someone share the love n hook me up with this literary masterpiece.
  5. Happy anniversary JB, raising a glass to you and the forum.
  6. I was explaining the GNR Covid T shirt bullshit to my girlfriend. She asked why I was pissed. I told her it’s because I want to hear what they got to say in the music. She said ‘but they are old men why can’t you just let them retire?’ I explained that they can’t retire because they’ve released one album in 30 fucking years and I’ve invested to much time in this nonsense. She said ‘it’s time to let it go’. you got something to say, think about it, articulate it, melodize it and release it.
  7. This might be where Nando got inspiration for the T Shirt. I hope that any money this makes is donated to the Corona effort. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-52554123/worst-song-possible-plays-as-trump-tours-mask-plant
  8. Going by previous cash grabs I think this book will cost on release $49.99 or $99 with a GNR logo’d baby corona mask bundle.
  9. Is this for real???!!! I hope so! The hunters become the hunted! GNR/Brazilians are trolling us to fuck! I take my hat off
  10. Axl Rose is so fat that Richard Fortus can’t use his nose as a sundial.
  11. Axl is so fat that his lungs have been been squashed to the size of two grapes.
  12. Mexican cattle farmers will be rubbing their hands today. As soon as the concert was announced they began breeding extra cows in preparation.
  13. This is going to be a bonanza for the Mexican fast food industry.
  14. Axl is so fat he can do a Mexican wave all by himself.
  15. Ironfin


    In reality McDiddy would say, ‘this isn’t Bugger King or McDonalds’ you don’t get a choice, you’re getting marinated by a non binary multi binary punk and subsequently eaten. You’re not hearing shit. Not even the sound of Brazilians spraying my shit over their cabbages.
  16. Ironfin


    To be fair, once he’s eaten you, your going to be a very small part that’s inside of him. On the plus side Brazilians use his shit as fertiliser.
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    So, you’ve found yourself in the Malibu mansion of a hungry rock star. For years you’ve heard stories about a mythical album, which is rumoured to have the greatest recording known to man and non-genders. One song in particular, ‘Sargent’, can cure hiv’ism, binary’ism and race’ism. You have the opportunity to listen to this magnum opus. The ‘Big Boned’ rock star says, after a deep inhale of a helium, “I’m going to give you a choice” - Hear it once and then get eaten...or...hear it once and then get bummed by a non-multi-binary-tycoon-punk...or don’t hear it and then get deep fried by Brazilians. this should be a poll.
  18. Brilliant! As the game progresses he will also start to get slower but obviously can eat much more so the lack of speed kind of balances out. Duffs character, whilst always trying to avoid being eaten, should start to morph through the levels and by the end should be full blown lady boy.
  19. On the final level Axl starts eating everything including the levels and blocks. Or that could be a boost up. A flash appears on the screen about leaks n Axl gets a 10sec boost bonus and anything he approaches disappears down his gullet.
  20. Genius! What a computer game this would be!
  21. Axl Rose is so fat he has an event horizon
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