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  1. I know you've all been anxious for the results! This year's inductees are .... Notorious B.I.G. NIN Doobie Brothers T. Rex Depeche Mode And one of the hardest rockers of all time, Whitney Houston!!! Pat Benatar got fucked again, this time by voting.
  2. And Xander's glove isn't nearly as good as Omar's was. So is Beltran going to be fired before he even takes the field for the Mets?
  3. I'm guessing the ass cancer one is Yankees?
  4. Xander is probably the most valuable player on the team now, performance and contract all considered. Still not seeing where the Sox were accused of cheating in 2018? The Apple Watch scandal was 2017.
  5. Cora is absolute toast. Two guys who simply knew about the cheating, but didn't participate in it, were suspended for a year and immediately fired. Cora is the one who concocted the scheme, and is the only non-player to have actively participated in it. I think MINIMUM he's suspended for a year, and there's a very real chance suspended for life. He won't manage the Red Sox ever again. The Yankees will have a cakewalk to the World Series. Bran - I'm surprised you're not pissed about this, the Yanks almost definitely would have gone to the Series in 2017.
  6. His best work right here IMO ...
  7. Bingo. Neither country wanted an all-out war. The advance notice was the clincher. This will go down as a HYUGE win for Trump. He got the man previous presidents were afraid to take out, and Iran has no intention of bringing a knife to a gunfight. In this instance, Trump's penchant for playing hardball was the right choice. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/iran-retaliation-offers-room-trump-062015221.html There were no American casualties resulting from the overnight attack, according to a U.S. official, and Iraq said that no coalition forces on its territory were killed. What’s more, Iran gave prior notice of the strikes, Iraqi Prime Minister Adel Abdul Mahdi’s office said in a statement. That fact suggests the Islamic Republic’s dramatic retaliation was carefully calibrated to satisfy the outrage at home and provide an off-ramp to the crisis following the U.S. killing of General Qassem Soleimani last week. The strikes are “very much a measured response,” said Faysal Itani, a deputy director at the Center for Global Policy in Washington who has lived and worked in the Middle East. “Its response has to be dramatic enough to save face, but limited enough so as to avoid triggering an escalation cycle that could lead to overwhelming U.S. military action. This is spectacular enough to ‘count’ but does not force the U.S. to escalate in return.”
  8. Anyone remember Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker turned hero? One of the greatest interviews of the past decade.
  9. I predict tensions will escalate in the Middle East.
  10. We have an official response from Trump himself: FB Twitter More
  11. Oh fuck, gas already has gone up 15 cents. Now I'm pissed!! 😡
  12. Channeling the masters of album titles, Van Halen ....... VH wanted to name an album "FUCK", but they couldn't use a swear word so instead they came up with this: Therefore Axl should call the next GNR album "SO HAPPY IN TACOS" And let's not forget VH's most famous album title, pronounced "Oh You Ate One Too": Which Axl could somewhat copy with "oi842" pronounced "Oh I Ate Four Too"
  13. Melissa Reese would DEFINITELY be Priscilla Kelly. She could even replace Axl's intro to Welcome To The Jungle with her own intro "You wanna taste the tuna?"
  14. I'm already gonna be in Miami for Superbowl weekend, so if ticket prices drop enough I'll probably go. But they need to drop a LOT. Cool thing with this band is you can wait a half hour after the show starts and scalpers will unload their tickets for next to nothing, then you've still got 2 1/2 hours of show left.
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