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  1. I would like to believe LBJ is swearing Miser into Heaven right now. 

  2. Miser, do DMT and buy some trackpants. 

  3. I had a lucid dream this evening where I attended an illegal Christmas party. 

    1. Słash


      You being the president was also a lucid dream. 

  4. Alex Jones is our John Connor

    1. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      so he'll end up being a blaclisted actor who also beats his gf's?

    2. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      He is a fucking faggot who will die of coronary related complactions. He is fat.

    3. Donald Trump

      Donald Trump

      Alex is fat because he is taking on the weight of the New World Order. 

  5. Alex Jones did a 4 hour interview with Joe Rogan on infowars.com

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    2. RedHook


      Cued it up ln my TV to watch now

    3. bacardimayne


      Finally finished it. That might be their best one yet.

    4. Donald Trump

      Donald Trump

      Cool. I have only listened to the first hour and a half. Maybe I will knock out the rest today.

  6. Mr. Jones wishes he was Brian Jones.

  7. No disrespect to Robert Johnson, but it was Brian Jones who made the 27 Club a thing.

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    2. RedHook


      Brian Jones taught Robert Johnson the blues using a time machine

    3. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      Kurt Cobain wasn't major i guess lol

    4. Wilco


      I mean of the 1960s/1970s tier of major 27 club members. You know, the founding members as such.

  8. Brian Jones introduced Jimi Hendrix to America 

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    2. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      Plus he fathered Brian Jones

    3. ritz snare

      ritz snare

      Chas Chandler did.  Oh wait, you're making fun of whats-his-face.

    4. Wilco


      Actually @ritz snare he's being serious. Brian Jones introduced Jimi at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967 and played on a few of Jimi's songs, including All Along the Watch Tower. They were close personal friends as well.

  9. Listening to Megyn Kelly podcast. ❣️💯


    1. ritz snare

      ritz snare

      Dude, that's like the most meta Rickyism ever.

  11. Spent a little time in the sunshine listening to Oasis down by the ocean. It was just what I needed.

  12. Toilet paper back in stock at the store. Catastrophe Averted.

  13. I wish the old people would stay inside so I didn't have to cross the road so much.

  14. Geraldine, why can't you be true? 

  15. No wonda niggaz be 2 timin'

    Dat bitch has got a Donna Martin hymen

  16. Today is a great sports day. 


  17. Eye on You mixed with Somebody's Watching Me. 

  18. Dylan McKay is dead!


    1. meatpuppet


      Today's a terrible day.

  19. °I'm Just Apache°

    - Cesar Sayoc

    1. meatpuppet


      Name is similar Keyser Söze.

  20. The nanny will get you every time. 

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      I hope she's an illegal

  21. Happy Canada Day! Keep it meek.

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