jackie moon

plenty of fish is better / worse plenty of single moms is more like it, lol amirite guys? "Where the real men at?" - probably under 25, with 3 kids, who look half black.

damnit i meant to say erections, goddamn autocorrect. Okay, whatever, point ls, lets get hard. lets get real hard. Not like,Nate Diaz hard. That's hard like, ruins your life- get shot at Dairy Queen. Lets get hard like, macho man, where we enjoy it. Let me try to get back on track; THIS IS A THREAD IN WHICH TO DISCUSS COMBAT SPORTS - MIXED MARTIAL ARTS AND PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING and if you don't believe pro wrestling is a combat sport, kindly go fuck yourself. I'll start with saying this - JDS looked fantastic vs Rothwell. I really thought Big Ben would win. I really did. I bet on him. But JDS's boxing was fantastic, and his body shots were a bigger factor than most realized. Derrick Lewis is terrifying / hilarious (social media follow him!) - his KO's are always hilarious. In pro wrestling - Big Cass and Enzo just appeared on RAW - and you cant. teach that.

ghey

i don't have a costume, because i'm an adult, but if i did

8 was my favourite and turned me into a trevor kidd fan for life. Don't hate but the Canadiens are fun to watch - speed with some balls. Calgary has been fun too. I could see myself actually disliking the Leafs.. it's not even the team, it's everything around the team. Basically, Toronto, as a city, sucks.

thought this was funny, RE: Saturday nights UFC in Moncton, New Brunswic (events run late in our time zone..)

That Trump - umbrella thing was weird but tbh that's probably how i would react as well - clearly having trouble, at a certain point you gotta just walk away and move on with your life. That umbrella is somebody else's problem now. I've always imagined i'll eventually have some sort of minor traffic accident, say fuck dealing with this, get out and walk away from my car and life. Just start walking south, make my way to Eerie, Indiana and become a sunglass hut assistant manager.

First Man was fucking awesome. Bunch of retards upset the flag was not a prominent part of the landing scene, lol.

awesome - if we are going to ride this motherfucker into the ground, I ain't driving a Prius. I'll be eating steaks, smoking dope, drinking whiskey. Well, I'm doing that regardless, but point is - corporations and governments have to go first, otherwise we are just causing ourselves undue harm for no reason.

imagine him live tweeting the Bin Laden hit, amazing

the point - don't rebuild in a place that was entirely destroyed by climate - this situation is not getting better. The difficult problem is - a lot of people cannot afford to move out of those regions. Who is buying a house destroyed by a storm? Anybody? No? I feel for those people. The easy problem is - the challenge is obvious, the climate is changing, the complication is people who deny this truth for whatever reason (political, economic, religious). Those people, I hope your grandmother drowns.

When these hurricanes / tropical storms pop up, I hope many people die. As many people as possible. Climate change is real, facts have not changed opinions, grandma's corpse floating down King Street might do it, thank you grandma for your sacrifice. If not, well, at least the south suffered first.

a) should I take 5 g of mushrooms for Conor / Khabib b) should I live stream it

1/10, you fucking monster

CM Punk

I've always wanted to name my son Enward It's like Edward but different. I love my little n-word

the mushrooms worked ?

holy fuck, you guys, you guys! I'mma get so blasted. Pet a tree, lick a leaf. Come to PEI if you want to talk to god (and possibly be molested)

I cheer for all Canadian teams and support them all... but really, as a city, and a fan base, fuck Toronto. Same with Montreal, I love the Canadiens, my life long team, but the fan base is fucking unbearable. Team doesn't win? Well, maybe it's because you're all unbearable cocksuckers. The fact anybody has talked shit on Carey Price at any point tells you everything you need to know - the fan base does not deserve any success, and they will constantly kick their heels and wonder why they don't have nice things. This is actually close to a HR item - morons create their own problems and then blame everybody else for their peril. Internalise things, grow some mushrooms and get high as fuck, then you'll be part of the solution. Right now, you're the problem. Please let Winnipeg win before Toronto, please.