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  1. 'Cause I'm a gypsy
    Are you coming with me?
    I might steal your clothes
    And wear them if they fit me
    I never made agreements
    Just like a gypsy
    And I won't back down
    'Cause life's already bit me
    And I won't cry
    I'm too young to die
    If you're gonna quit me
    'Cause I'm a gypsy
    'Cause I'm a gypsy

    1. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      "Call me a gypsy to my face and see what happens"

  2. DAYS WITHOUT GYPSY INCIDENTS: 1

     

    DAYS WITHOUT MYGINA FAG INCIDENTS: 0

  3. I've always been more an APC type of guy but Fear Inoculum is amazing. Fuck my gypsy ass!

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      I love that whenever I bring up how much of a pussy Ragnar was to cry to JB because I was calling him a Gypsy he goes completely silent. Truth is the truth hurts.

    3. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      What an obnoxious little cunt. Learn what "pussy" means, monkey. You're a textbook definition of a pussy :lol:

    4. maynard

      maynard

      Have I cried to jb like you did tho? 

  4. Djobi djoba
    Cada dia te quiero mas
    Djobi djobi djobi djoba
    Cada dia te quiero mas
    Djobi djobi djobi djoba
    Cada dia te quiero mas

    1. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      What ? I understand neither retardish nor monkey language.

    2. Dr. Strangelove

      Dr. Strangelove

      just googled the lyrics, rofl

    3. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      What a heart warming love ballad.

  5. NEW TOOL ALBUM AUGUST 30TH

     

    FUCK YOU GYPSYES

     

    1. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      Is it named gÆpsies?

  6. RIP Bacardirose

  7. WE MISS YOU GUNNÃO!

    1. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      Did the Germans take away his internet ?

    2. ManetsBR

      ManetsBR

      cadê ele

  8. Hello boys, I'm baaack (Read this as you were about to destroy an alien ship)

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    2. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      You never went anywhere.

    3. popcorn's snare

      popcorn's snare

      What DS said.  You're not exactly slick when you pick the same avatar, and behave the exact same way with the same exact "voice" in your posts.  

    4. maynard

      maynard

      What? My first post in my other account was saying I was maynard. You think I was trying to hide it? I even picked the same avatar as you said... You cant be serious lol.

  9. Videos. Videos everywhere.

  10. I knew GUNNER was in trouble. Hope he gets better and returns to the forum.

    1. meatpuppet

      meatpuppet

      Get better GUNNER.

    2. GnRLiars

      GnRLiars

      whats going on?

  11. Played the NR solo today and for the first time I felt it sounded great. Wish I had recorded it. It's so simple and yet so challenging to achieve.

    1. GNS

      GNS

      were the school kids dancing in the hallways?

    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      ueueue look at me I can play like my principi suexi xD

       

      kidding ... record it and post it for us, buddy :)

  12. SUPER RARE HIGH QUALITY NEVER SEEN BEFORE GNR VIDEOS:

     

    http://mygnr.com/video/video.html

     

    Must have Real Player.

  13. I think AUAD left the forum after the whole leak thing. :(

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    2. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      At least now i know that zombux not only have some really rare bootlegs, but also have some "2000 intentions" versions

    3. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Don't know who auad is.

       

      @altered beast, are you sure about Mygina? If you search it, it shows Facekicker being the first to use it.

    4. popcorn's snare
  14. Damn, completely forgot about mafia, been busy. Knew I shouldn't have joined it the first place, i hope it didn't affect the game. sorry hotdogman, i love you.

    1. hotdogman

      hotdogman

      It is the best game ever. Everyone is having a sausage of a time and there hasn't been anything wrong!

  15. Is it me or is the forum a little boring lately?

    1. Conor

      Conor

      No, you've always been boring.

    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      I think it's just you ... Maybe you are getting old or something :/

  16. Budd Dwyers (Make a request in Age Verification Forum)

  17. new APC album this year fuck yeah

  18. Thinking about creating a new thread: "Make Brazil Great". :(

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    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      Why don't you import Trump. Looks like he has great ideas for a nice healthcare system. Since his dumb fellow gringos didnt want to apply his plan in the US, maybe he can apply it in Brazil.

       

      You could also create a big wall and make argentina pay for it.

    3. maynard

      maynard

      Trump would do a good job here. 

    4. popcorn's snare

      popcorn's snare

      Too much syphilis in the air down there.  

  19. thanks for the avatar, jb. it's badass

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      Agreed.

      You are worthy of the name, maynard

  20. Borki is now trolling a NIN forum. Asked the admin to apologize to him :lol:

     

    Unfortunately his thread is on a members-only section. What a loser.

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    2. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I'm sooo dopesick guys come on....

    3. maynard

      maynard

      all he needs is some vodka juice

  21. Tried to reach out ro Budd Triggered via PM. Dude told me to go back to elementary school. That' so insulting. You... you... bad person! :(

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    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      Die with envy of my shit or go back to elementary school.

    3. maynard

      maynard

      you like me when i go full troll don't you gunnao?

    4. GUNNER
  22. greatest orgasm ever
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    2. Budd Dwyer

      Budd Dwyer

      looks like every wrestling fan to me

    3. maynard

      maynard

      there was a time in HTGTH I would start all my posts with "I literally came in my pants..." it was fun

    4. GUNNER
  23. Fucking cool to see Slash enjoying an Axl/DC show. It seems they were not reunited only for the money, after all. I just don't know how can anyone watch the same song x15 without getting bored.

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    2. GUNNER

      GUNNER

      Slash never had a real reason to leave the band ... thank you salsh for ruining it for us, for 20 years and forever ...

    3. magisme

      magisme

      maynard, do we have your word that you'll call Slash a cuck if Ashba guests at a reunion show?

    4. GUNNER
  24. - better than all AXL/DC shows. Cuck me!
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    2. popcorn's snare

      popcorn's snare

      mickey pretending not to be mickey is even better than straight mickey

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