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maynard

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maynard last won the day on July 17 2018

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  1. Lol, classic Manets. Pls post more. Nothing. That's why there's a lot of Brazilians moving to Canada to fuck the wives of the Canadian short-dicked cucks. You're welcome.
  2. What is this grunge metal thing you gringos are talking about so much? Do you think they stand a chance against Bon Jovi and Axel Rosé? You must be out of your minds!
  3. There was a friend of mine who would always send me videos to watch about the most random subjects, but especially conspiracy theories, "documentaries" on aliens, etc. I never clicked on any of them and would politely reply things like "I'll chech that later" but never did. Despite me never making any comments about the videos, clearly showing I had no interest, he kept sending them. They were not short 3-4 min videos. They were 90 or 120 min long sometimes. It came to a point (maybe after the 2nd time) I silenced him and just stopped answering. Then, when we he saw me in person he would ask me about the videos. It's a shame because he was a nice dude but he's 32 and has no interest in anything real, he is like a big child who keeps asking "hey but what if aliens did this and that and illuminati and the matrix and communism bla bla bla". Needless to say he's a great target for jokes among our group of friends. Poor dude, he's good at heart but he's so childish and sometimes completely stupid. After writing all of this I realized this friend of mine is a lot like Manets but no, I was not describing him. Real story. Just wanted to share it with you.
  4. Last night before sleeping I went to the toilet, thought I had one. I was wrong, it was just a stinky dinky. Then I woke up this morning sweating, having bad dreams... but the monster was inside of me the whole time. What a disgusting but necessary way to start my day.
  5. He should grow a beard again. Or is his skin so tight and full of chemicals it won't grow anymore?
  6. What new album? lol Only stupid people like @uruguns would believe a new album exists, or that communism works.
  7. Sometimes I need to impersonate those auad belly dancer ladies to get rid of the shit stuck on my butthole. It's humiliating. Shits don't lie.
  8. The fat parodies thread last year was better than anything by real GNR in the last 30 years.
  9. Pretty sure the announcement we are getting is that @uruguns likes to make love with other men.
  10. This is the unofficial @uruguns thread. Except shit is more respectable than him. I had to flush twice this morning. That uruguns-looking crap didn't want to go down.
  11. How exactly? Economy is improving as is basically everything else. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA controlled? Really? What evangelist is controlling what here? Give me a name. The military is completely irrelevant as they have been for years. There are people from the military in the government but you have to be a Fidel bootlicker to see it as a bad thing. It's 2020, not the 60s. The military knows their place. Unlike Venezuela, Cuba... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA offends Jesus? It offends Christians who are the majority of the population here, so they found a way to get that crap banned. But trust me, it was not Bolsonaro nor the evangelists or the military, it was a judge. If the president of your country has the power to ban a show from Netflix, then you can't call us a banana republic. You should really study more and choose better newsites to read. You sound like a brainwashed leftwing douchebag. You wrote a lot of shit in just a single line. Congrats. Even if the things you said were true (they are all lies, EVERYTHING you posted is false, amazing dude, good job!), it's still better than what we were going through during the years we spent under the corrupt leftist Workers Party. You don't live here, you don't know what you're talking about. You're an ignorant cunt who should just shut up and live your pathetic life in your gypsy-like village of Che Guevara boot lickers.
  12. ~~~~~~le Cum Guzzling Cock Gobbling Autistic Retarded Daft Obnoxious Shirtlifter
  13. Uruguns is a pathetic leftwing nutjob who believes the judge that basically saved Brazil from becoming a new Venezuela (but much more corrupt) was "crooked". I wish him nothing but misery.
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