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John Bonham

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About John Bonham

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    Coca Mofo
  • Birthday 03/21/1973

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    http://Gunsnfnroses.com
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  1. I met Ke$ha at a charity event and she said that she liked my beard. I think she was roasting me.
  2. John Bonham

    Your Dream Job

    No lie. I pitched something to my committee this year called... Wait for it... RIBFEST. I want this so bad 🍖 🍖 🍖
  3. John Bonham

    The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

    Poo-phoria is when your vagus nerve is triggered by a massive poop. As a result, your heart rate is lowered, blood pressure drops, and chills run down your spine. Sound familiar? Sound like the dump you conspicuously took at Bloomingdale's today? Sounds like that to me! Yes, this feeling is amazing; however, it is possible to get addicted to it. Scientists do not know how addicts manage to always get their poop to be so large, but it can ruin your vagus nerve and, if you go too far, your entire bowel system. One less serious side effect is known as defecation syncope. This is when you pass out on the toilet after a ginormous dump. You know when your vision goes dark when you sit up too fast? That is syncope. The same thing can happen when you are on the toilet and your bowel system is over stimulated.
  4. Other rumors circulating 1. Double-live album and Blu-Ray of a 2016 NITL show coming out 2. More leaks of hoarded GNR tracks surfacing on 12/28/18
  5. John Bonham

    Your Dream Job

    I have been organizing small music festivals for the past 2 years, and my plan is to keep doing it, and to get better at it. My dream job would a full-time concert and festival promoter.
  6. John Bonham

    Banned/Suspended Members Discussion Thread

    Fuck that shit
  7. John Bonham

    Banned/Suspended Members Discussion Thread

    He doxxed aud, and after I gave him a warning, me.
  8. John Bonham

    The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

    Do the math, Nate
  9. John Bonham

    GNFNR 2016 Tour Thread - Not In This Lifetime...

    i hope they die in this order: Frank Ferrer Dizzy Reed Axl/Slash/Duff Gibly Clarke Dj ASHBA Bumblefoot
  10. John Bonham

    Do you use tobacco products?

    I smoked a pack a day in college 20 years ago
  11. John Bonham

    Banned/Suspended Members Discussion Thread

    He'll be back
  12. John Bonham

    Banned/Suspended Members Discussion Thread

    Yes its too bad hes creepy stalker motherfucker
  13. John Bonham

    Do you use tobacco products?

    Ew, gross
  14. John Bonham

    This is not a drill

    this isn't my first rodeo i have a very secure password that is impossible to guess and you would need some brains and a pair of balls to even try
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