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Sick Boy

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  1. My college roommate left a green monster in the dorm john we shared with the room next to us. One of the guys next door had his girlfriend over. She went to use the john. You could hear her screams down the hallway. She nearly fainted. We called it the Hulk.
  2. Final words - "I told you the Chinks would eat anything, you all deserve this."
  3. 1. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China. 2. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour MP Joan Walley at Buckingham Palace in 1997. 3. "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf." Said to a group of deaf children standing near a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000. 4. "If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes." To 21-year-old British student Simon Kerby during a visit to China in 1986. 5. "You managed not to get eaten then?" To a British student who had trekked in Papua Ne
  4. 1. Commenting on the Duke of York's house in 1986: "It looks like a tart's bedroom" 2. Overheard at Bristol University's engineering facility:"It doesn't look like much work goes on at this University." 3. Approaching his 90th birthday, 2011: "Bits are beginning to drop off." 4. At a dinner party in 2004: "Bugger the table plan, give me my dinner!" 5. Shouted to the Queen from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994, who was chatting. "Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on." 6. At the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961: "British women
  5. What, it's going to take a Paddy to start this, Phillip would be livid! Just announced on the news here and the UK that the Queen's husband, Prince Phillip, has died aged 99. Renowned for not give a flying fuck about what anyone thinks, Phillip loyally stayed by the Queen's side for 70 years, taking every opportunity to piss off delicate snowflakes along the way. Will be posting his greatest hits here. Godspeed you funny fucker.
  6. Just think about ten or twenty years from now...this plus holographic tech is going to result in some very weird fucked up shit.
  7. Have you guys heard about this? Basically some scientists and music engineers used AI to create new songs by dead artists. The results are below Amy Winehouse Nirvana - Drowned In the Sun Jimi Hendrix Fucking weird to say the least. Imagine what this technology will be able to do in a few years?
  8. No I don't, that's just the usual rent a mob knacker brigade kicking off and taking advantage of the political tensions. But the political tensions are over those issues.
  9. The Northern Ireland crap is due to the protocol on Brexit AND the Bobby Storey funeral. And the crap political leadership up there. I wish that part of the island would just sink into the ocean never to be seen again. Have to laugh at all the bullshit talk about Brexit expediating a United Ireland. Not going to happen. Not soon, not ever. Once the reality of what it means to the Republic of Ireland there isn't a chance in hell that people will agree to it. And that's just us. The loyalists will never accept it. Ever.
  10. We'll never know but thankfully that means no disco era Doors.
  11. The international Jew travels 8000 miles away to warn of a pending threat to America (we know it is no threat to America but rather to Israeli regional power) The International Jew cries out in pain as it strikes Syria and Lebanon, bombs Iranian ships and begs America to retaliate on its behalf. And they will. I'm trying to figure out how Oprah fits into all of this. @Wilco?
  12. She sounds exactly like that kid in class who has to stand up in front of everyone and give a summary of the assigned reading but didn't even know there was an assigned reading. I've heard that waffling timewasting word salad vomit enough times to know it when I hear it. She hasn't the first fucking clue about what he is talking about or the topic at hand.
  13. Israel are just bombing Syria continuously at this point. At some point, someone will hit back. Hard.
  14. I've had pet goldfish that were smarter than that fucking idiot of a woman.
  15. True. I'd love for someone to tell that guy to go fuck himself. Badly needed.
  16. Yeah she actually looks female, unlike that swampdonkey Merkel and ditchpig Sturgeon.
  17. I hear Axl is going to cover this, apparently an original song by none other than a relation of @GUNNER!
  18. The casting director got the wrong idea when they read Black Hole
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