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Damn_Smooth

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  1. My girlfriend and her family have this virus. Thankfully it's mild just like it will be for 97% of you if you get it. Pretty sure I have it too, but that is irrelevant.
  2. This pussy "pandemic" is strong? Wish I had the mental deficiency to see it as more than a joke so I could be scared too.
  3. Finally the fact that I'm more essential than mainstream media can be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Of course, I've always known that, but now me and the janitors and the liquor store clerks can unite in telling them to fuck right off with their nonsense. Irrelevant fucks.
  4. Pretty sure this is a good thing. A very mild pandemic to slow the world down. Pretty sure manufacturing of essential items will be leaving China too, so domestic jobs should be incoming everywhere. Going to be great to see whichever blowhard is "in charge" trying to take credit for it here in the states.
  5. That's what happens when you only have enough tests to test the critically ill.
  6. Because not knowing how to speak is better? Once again the retarded voters will try electing their favorite idiot to pretend they have some power. Should make for a good debate shitshow though.
  7. Nah, Vince thinks sickness is weakness. Unless he dies, the show will go on.
  8. Wrestling is better without the retarded broski clones in the audience. It still sucks, but they were an excellent subtraction.
  9. My special Ed job is considered essential so when I get it I'm still going to work to share the love. Quarantine activities, kill everyone.
  10. Last thing and technically triggered. Pretty sure you can't patent natural objects, so the first Corona virus wouldn't exist without a lab and neither would any other. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong there though.
  11. I'll post the specific Covid 19 patent as soon as they find it. These things take time. For now, I'll let you go back to pretending that the virus came from bats.
  12. Make a mess and piss everybody off or get to pretend to be a victim while giving every government in the world an opportunity to grab more power? Tough choice. Wouldn't surprise me in the least bit if “we” were in on it with them.
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