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EstrangedTWAT

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  1. Just got home....no worries...my area of Japan was practically unaffected, but I DID feel that quake....it was just unreal!

  2. Never thought I'd EVER say "Go Bulls!".....but the enemy of my enemy is my friend.....so FUCKIN' GO BULLS!!!

    1. ManetsBR
    2. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Fuck Lebron. Fuck him right in the ear.

  3. New Strokes album is totally "meh." Maybe better than last one? But that's not saying much.

    1. AbominableHoman

      AbominableHoman

      Never really listened to them. Generic as shit and they'll be buried in this decade when people glance back. imho

  4. Shit. I wanna punch every guy with a girlfriend right in the damn teeth. Fuck. Castration is sounding pretty damn good.

    1. Beast Of Bray Rd

      Beast Of Bray Rd

      Yhea but after u get laid it's like ah. Now wot? Relationships can be so shitty. Not met the right one yet I guess.

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Gimme back my alcohol. Gimme back my alcohol. Gimme back...

    3. redhead74

      redhead74

      You gotta go somewhere else, do something else, shake it up. Get out of the rut you're in. :-)

  5. So now I am LITERALLY estranged from the twat I have been with for the last two years. To say it fucking sucks is a bit of an understatement. Things like arguing on a GNR board about Axl's dumb shit don't seem as important or fun anymore.

  6. So now I am LITERALLY estranged from the twat I have been with for the last two years. To say it fucking sucks is a bit of an understatement. Things like arguing on a GNR board about Axl's dumb shit don't seem as important or fun anymore.

  7. The dildo I bought my ex-gf is broken. It doesn't vibrate. Without the vibes, it didn't feel nearly as good when I tried shoving it up my ass last night..

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    2. Venetian Cova

      Venetian Cova

      i don't advocate inter species erotica

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Hey don't blame me blme RIchard Gere :shrugs:

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Hey don't blame me blme RIchard Gere :shrugs:

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  8. The entire country of Brazil is like mygnr come to life. Discuss.

    1. Sleeping Like An Angel
    2. Satanisk_Slakt

      Satanisk_Slakt

      Ewwww. What a crap country.

    3. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Well I guess that's one way of looking at it!

  9. To protect the honor of my high school girlfriend, I beat Nicolas Cage with a wooden chair until he’s reduced to nothing but a few paperback books from my childhood, including Superfudge.

    1. EstrangedTWAT
    2. Sleeping Like An Angel

      Sleeping Like An Angel

      You should concentrate on your internet girlfriend more.

  10. Well, whatever Arnold. You've officially crossed over into Miser territory. I'm done giving a shit about you if that's the way you want it. Drama queen. You have no idea what real suffering and tragedy is.

    1. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      I'm good now, Chloe just made it clear that 'sleeping with me would be one of the worst decisions'. I'm over it now.

    2. thenightrain

      thenightrain

      who gives a fuck what see thinks? In all fairness, for all you know she could really be a 52 year old man trolling the fuck out of everyone, making them think its a girl. Wouldn't mind you getting pissy about it if she was the girl down the street from you that you loved, but its someone you dont know from an internet forum. Shut up about it because people are sick of hearing you whine.

    3. Broskirose
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  11. What the hell....frieda chicken. Can I get a dessert? Yo I'm about to eat.

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