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EstrangedTWAT

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  1. Rest in peace Broskirose ūüėĒ

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I don't think he's dead, man.

       

      If I remembered his real name I'd look him up.

  2. Izzy is returning :thumbsup:

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Do you people just sit around eating lead paint chips all day?

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  3. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

  4. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

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      EstrangedTWAT

      I'm not an unintelligent guy.  I've thought long and hard about how to help FIX things.  But at the end of the day, there's nothing any one person can do.  The overlords have thought of everything.  They LIKE the way things are.  They LIKE the racial tension.  They LIKE the poor vs rich.  Now they're going all in on men vs women.  Keep us distracted and angry so we won't focus on the real enemy.

       

      They're too big and too powerful.  Nothing will ever change.  Just keep your head down and try to make the most of your life that you can.  It's the best we can hope for.

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  5. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Yes, they are.  And mindless sheep will always require a shepherd.  As repugnant as the idea of "class" and inequality is, I really think it's a necessary evil that is needed in order to have a society where there isn't just mindless violence and bloodshed every day.  We need class to retain order.  If everyone was truly "equal" it was just be a bloodbath.  The mindless retards need the overlords in order to survive, unfortunately.

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  6. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

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      I get it man.  The world sucks.  Even "retards" can see that.  But we're powerless to change a goddamn fucking thing.  So either make the most of it and do your best to get by, or scream at the sky like a fucking asshole til you give yourself a stroke.

       

      You think you're gonna change anything?  You think you're gonna FIX anything?

       

      If not, what are you bitching for?  You know it doesn't make any difference.

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  7. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

  8. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Whoa.  Edgelord is edgy.  Careful guys.  You might get cut on this dude's razor sharp EDGE.

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  9. Imagine believing you need a group of buffoons that have collectively run this country $21 trillion into debt to run your life. What sort of sorry moron would you have to be?

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      It's OK Damn Smooth.  I used to be an anarchist too, when I was 19.  I hung out with a bunch of pampered white kids that wore edgy patches on their black hoodies.

       

      We all agreed what the problems were.  But what was the solution?  When they said "eat out of dumpsters and shoplift a lot" is about when I lost interest and got a real job.

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  10. You're such an inspiration for the way that I'll never choose to be

  11. Ralph Macchio sounds exactly like Steve Buscemi now. It's uncanny. He could be his voice double.

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I once had a one night stand in Brooklyn with a chick that looked just like Steve Buscemi.  I.....wish that was the ugliest girl I've ever banged, but it's...not.

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  12. After that Alex Ross article, I'm pretty sure our meme magick is working.

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Meme magic is real.

       

      Can we make the next one me getting laid please??

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  13. I just want my life back. If I can just get back to how I was prior to December 18th, I’ll never bitch about anything again...

  14. ATTENTION ALL ASSHOLES:
    Play wrestlemafia.  If you have the time. 

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Oh that says WrestleMAFIA....It looks like WrestleMARA or WrestleMANA

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  15. I forgot to buy tickets to the regroupening in Tulsa tonight. ?

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Too bad motherfucker, you missed the 24th ever performance of TWAT.   (FYI...that's a filthy euphemism for "vagina.")

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  16. Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He's a cat. Doesn't have to do shit. 

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      It's like, a metaphor, man.  Garfield is US....and we?   Are Garfield.

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  17. I wish McDonald's had chicken biscuits.

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      They had them a few years ago here in Japan.  Tuna biscuits too.  Breakfast items.  No idea if they still have em cause I quit eating McDs.

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  18. Borki is now trolling a NIN forum. Asked the admin to apologize to him :lol:

     

    Unfortunately his thread is on a members-only section. What a loser.

  19. Anyone know what a Chinook is? One came in through town last night. It's a wonderful wonderful thing

  20. Let's get the whole gang back together fellas!

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Back together? I never left!

      PS...I cried during Estranged too, but only a little.

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  21. One of the greatest challenges I've ever encountered was being drunk off my ass and keeping a straight face while I told Del James his book wasn't terrible.

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I actually really like his book. It came out when I was in high school so maybe that explains why.

  22. 136 lbs now. FUCK.

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      Fat fuck. Disgracegul. Start barfing every time you eat anything solid.

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  23. The CD skips a little. Just the way I like it. Track 2: It's So Easy is playing. "I drink and drive everything's in sight".....I guess this is it. I've got a choice to make. Pick the kids up from soccer practice or listen to my heroes. I know I haven't been faithful to the rock gods these last years. I know I've gone soft. But I need this. I need a reunion. I've made up my mind. *Picks up Jack Daniels/hits the gas* Paradise City is right around the bend.

  24. Fuck you Ford for making it a requirement to purchase a car in order to live. Assfuck.

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