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Everything posted by EstrangedTWAT

  1. Look. All y'all motherfuckers are FUCKED. I wasn't gonna step foot on my native soil while that virus horseshit was going on....but this? Full on wide scale black rampage and riot, destroying everything in its path like Roseanne at a buffet?? Fuuuuck that. I'll see who survives and pull you out of the burning embers when I come back when it's safe....in say...2025. Those Spacex guys must be glad as shit they got out in the nick of time. Reminds me of this little ditty....and oldie but a goodie and like all the best, still just as relevant today:
  2. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last night, which is the way he wants it; well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men.
  3. You're starting to get it. But not ALL people are bad. Just women.
  4. People ask me all the time "Don't you miss your home? Don't you miss your country? Aren't you homesick?" Look at this thread and you tell me.
  5. Yeah, lots of layers.....politics really is like a great heel turn, lift up the babyface angle isn't it?
  6. Axl is on the right side of history, unlike all of you garbage people. He's a true ally. He's untouchable.
  7. All this reminds me of is that fucking lunatic that offed himself on video before sending a bomb to bjork. That guy rolling around in his room with the yoga shirt on? Look at his eyes man. There's nothing there. There's no soul in there, just mental illness. Gives me the motherfucking willies.
  8. It's hilarious to me to see people get so fucking worked up about something that means nothing. Who gives a fuck that ORANGE MAN BAD? We fucking get it already. BORING. I think Hillary's a cunt and I genuinely won't feel an iota bad about it when she dies. But that doesn't mean if she won I'd actually take the time to make a twitter account and bitch about it. I guess I can understand if I think of it in terms of how I felt when the Chicago cocksucking Cubs beat the Indians after being down 3-1 in the 2016 World Series. I mean...I still get fucking LIVID and my blood pressure shoots through the roof just thinking about how the dickless faggots on my team managed to blow a 3-1 lead like a hooker at a truck stop. Still....despite my fury that continues to this day, I don't bitch about it on twitter. Other than being angry, the World Series didn't affect my life. And the outcome of the 2016 election has had about as much actual, measurable effects on my life (or any of ours) as that shitty World Series.
  9. Jon Cryer is Luthor now, not his idiot nephew like in Superman IV? I liked that guy. He was funny and stupid in an otherwise unwatchable move.
  10. Superman was created by two Jewish men in Cleveland in 1938. If you don't like Superman, you are LITERALLY HITLER and an anti-semite racist and need to be CANCELED like, NOW. But for real though, ALL comics creators were Jews back in the old days.
  11. Well maybe you're not picturing it right in your head. They're wearing uniforms.
  12. That.......sounds like a really all right way to spend an afternoon, actually.
  13. Why even play their bullshit games? Just radio silence from this moment on. Fuck her, she's done.
  14. This looks like they did a Make a Wish for some spaz. This dude has negative charisma. Weiland was a real rock star; you can't just replace him with some random wannabe asshole like in that Marky Mark movie.
  15. Miser??? No for real though....I'll give it to you straight. This is gonna hurt, but it's for your own good. It's over. It's over man. I'm sorry. But she's gone. The longer you drag it out, the more it's gonna hurt. You go right back to square one. You're right back to that first day of breaking up and crying and all that horrible shit. Here's the harsh horrible truth that you know in your head but your heart refuses to accept: she doesn't love you anymore. I'm sorry to put it so bluntly and coldly, but that's just how women are. One day they look at you with love in their eyes, and the next there's nothing there but coldness; almost hate. They're not wired the same way we are. Their feelings just "change" and they walk away forever, and we're like these pathetic puppy dogs waiting for our master to return. First of all....there's no such thing as "closure." There's no perfect goodbye or anything. So stop hoping to feel some kind of resolution from her. It can never come from her....moving on only comes from YOU. And you can't just "move on" like your friends say. If there's no other girl to "move on" to, then you're just stuck. But...you do need to get over her and get on with your life. FIRST: block her number, block her emails. All of it. Remove her number from your phone. Remove all pictures of her from your phone. I'm not saying delete or destroy it, just remove it. Hell, write it down on a piece of paper, and put that in a box with all the stuff that reminds you of her...all the pictures, birthday cards, etc. ALL of it. NEXT: Take that box that contains all the physical reminders of her, and seal it up tight with tape, and put it somewhere you won't see it, like the back of a closet or a garage. You'll still have it, but you won't be able to access it. No more looking at her pictures. No more re-reading her texts. And for godsakes if you have nudes of her, don't look at those either. Just put them all in a safe place but do NOT allow yourself to go in there. It's locked off. It's sealed. LAST AND MORE IMPORTANT: No contact. And I mean NO fucking contact. No emails, no texts, no phone calls, no stalking her on twitter or facebook, no looking up her friend's twitter or instagram....delete ALLLL that shit. She's gone. It's done. It's over. You are not allowed to see or speak to her anymore, cause all it's gonna do is feel like a fucking sledgehammer to your nutsack every time you have contact with her. If that means cutting off mutual friends....so be it. Moving on with your own life is more important. This is the hardest part....but just think of her as if she were dead. Cause the girl you dated for seven years did die in a way....she's not the same person any more. If you saw her tomorrow, it would be like two strangers. That love and intimacy and connection you had is gone, and the only way you're going to realize that and truly accept it is with NO CONTACT. It'll take all your strength to ignore a text from her...but you gotta understand if she's texting you it's only out of boredom or maybe even more sinister reasons...she just wants to fuck with your head like a cat toying with a mouse before it kills it. No more contact from this point on, you got that? She's gone...she doesn't like you anymore....she's not your friend anymore. You'll make new friends. You'll find a new girlfriend. She's fucking dead. YOU are alive though, and YOU have a life ahead of you, so it's time to forget her and start living your life for YOU. These are all the words I wish I would have listened to every time a girl left me and I pined and moped and cried and wallowed in self pity. I've lost YEARS of my life that I'll never get back because I'd sit and wallow and long for these girls instead of just manning the fuck up and moving the fuck on. I know that's really harsh to hear, but I think you need to hear it, and I'm saying it cause I want to help you. If people are telling you "oh there's still a chance" they're just trying to be nice and say what you want to hear. Well.....I'm telling you what you NEED to hear, even though I know you won't like it. I hope that helps. Write again any time. Despite a few gypsies, we're pretty cool dudes here. We'll get you through this.
  16. I ripped the audio into one MP3 but it's only 128. And I have the video but it's 1.4 gigs. And I have the old audio we've had forever. You want any of that?
  17. And Skeeter was once known as Apollo or something? And he's the one always bragging about fucking his hot ass trophy wife he bought in some 3rd world country and he has a maid?
  18. I have not been inside a woman since.... Since..... ....
  19. Than you kind sir. I do my best. But goddamn, it's hard to overtake Strangelove and JB and Mags on the leader board.
  20. Which one was Gunner again? The gypsy? South American? I can't keep them all straight.
  21. A meme is a flat circle.
  22. I guess all rock stars have their share of absolute fucking nightmare psychopaths, but the only ones I've ever been exposed to are Axl fanatics. And it made sense. In 1988. But when I see shit like it sends shivers down my spine. That's true mental illness. That's murder/suicide eating body parts shit right there. Does Eddie Vedder's fans want to murder and eat him? Do Beck's? Do Red Hot Chili Peppers'? What in the fuck IS it with this band, and these fans???
  23. Bruh. Have you SEEN Rose McGowan lately? You wouldn't fuck her with Miser's dick.
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