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EstrangedTWAT

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  1. Well, I'm off to see the pillows, Japan's only good rock band.  Later, fags!

  2. Some fashion designer I never heard of and some chef whose name I recognized killed themselves.  Now I'm just shaking.  I literally can't even.

    1. GNS

      GNS

      it's sad - life is hard and some people can't find a way out

  3. LET US PROCLAIM THE MYSTERY OF FAAAIIITTHHH

  4. Goddamn it I'm 40.  I'm fucking 40.  This can't be happening.  I wasted my life.  Why didn't I listen to the dean??  Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

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    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Hit that gym, you know it can work. Have a cheat day every week (within reason). Stay off the sauce, you know damn well it doesn't treat you well. 40 ain't shit, so sayeth the 32 year old.

    3. sixes

      sixes

      I wish I was still 40....

  5. Shit. I wanna punch every guy with a girlfriend right in the damn teeth. Fuck. Castration is sounding pretty damn good.

    1. Waluigi

      Waluigi

      Yhea but after u get laid it's like ah. Now wot? Relationships can be so shitty. Not met the right one yet I guess.

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Gimme back my alcohol. Gimme back my alcohol. Gimme back...

    3. redhead74

      redhead74

      You gotta go somewhere else, do something else, shake it up. Get out of the rut you're in. :-)

  6. New Strokes album is totally "meh." Maybe better than last one? But that's not saying much.

    1. AbominableHoman

      AbominableHoman

      Never really listened to them. Generic as shit and they'll be buried in this decade when people glance back. imho

  7. The dildo I bought my ex-gf is broken. It doesn't vibrate. Without the vibes, it didn't feel nearly as good when I tried shoving it up my ass last night..

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    2. Venetian Cova

      Venetian Cova

      i don't advocate inter species erotica

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Hey don't blame me blme RIchard Gere :shrugs:

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Hey don't blame me blme RIchard Gere :shrugs:

  8. fuck your fucking mother's smelly bunghole. i do not want to be your friend. leave me the fuck alone.

  9. Well, whatever Arnold. You've officially crossed over into Miser territory. I'm done giving a shit about you if that's the way you want it. Drama queen. You have no idea what real suffering and tragedy is.

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      I'm good now, Chloe just made it clear that 'sleeping with me would be one of the worst decisions'. I'm over it now.

    3. thenightrain

      thenightrain

      who gives a fuck what see thinks? In all fairness, for all you know she could really be a 52 year old man trolling the fuck out of everyone, making them think its a girl. Wouldn't mind you getting pissy about it if she was the girl down the street from you that you loved, but its someone you dont know from an internet forum. Shut up about it because people are sick of hearing you whine.

    4. Broskirose
  10. I had a nightmare about the scene in Superman III where the lady gets turned into a robot. And I'm still freaked out about it all day. Watch the fucking scene....I dare you!

    1. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      I would be more afraid of begin turned into a Borg

  11. gilly's vadge. Gilly's Vadge. Gilly's Vadge! Gilly's Vadge!!! GILLY'S VADGE!!! GILLY'S VADGE!!!!!!!

  12. good news: the inaugural use of my puke bucket was a rousing success!!

    1. Venetian Cova

      Venetian Cova

      Good to know! At least your poor bed didn't have to take it this time. :D

  13. I'm fed UP with this wooorrld.

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    2. Venetian Cova

      Venetian Cova

      Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Three is a crowd..every man's fantasy

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Three is a crowd..every man's fantasy

  14. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I listened to "Scraped" today and I think Axl's vocal intro totally kicks ass.

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    2. KionaSko

      KionaSko

      I always skip the intro, it makes me cringe...

    3. Catch Her In the Rye

      Catch Her In the Rye

      Great song, awesome lyrics.. The point of GNR.. Not a real fan if you don't get the message.. !

  15. give it a fucking rest. jesus.

  16. Arnold, you are welcome to come stay with me in Japan anytime! It will blow your mind! You'll learn and experience more in a week here than you would in a year in college. Only one problem....I snore really loud...

  17. Arnold, you are welcome to come stay with me in Japan anytime! It will blow your mind! You'll learn and experience more in a week here than you would in a year in college. Only one problem....I snore really loud...

  18. So now I am LITERALLY estranged from the twat I have been with for the last two years. To say it fucking sucks is a bit of an understatement. Things like arguing on a GNR board about Axl's dumb shit don't seem as important or fun anymore.

  19. So now I am LITERALLY estranged from the twat I have been with for the last two years. To say it fucking sucks is a bit of an understatement. Things like arguing on a GNR board about Axl's dumb shit don't seem as important or fun anymore.

  20. I know. But your troll posts are totally in his style.

  21. Guns N Roses 2012 lineup: POC lead vocals Fumbleboot guitar Robert Finch guitar Christ Pitman bass Josh Freeze drums

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    2. Iceman24

      Iceman24

      >implying poc is a good singer and has a nice voice

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Since when is Axl part of your dream lineup? so your backing off all those posts where you want Guns with out him?

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Since when is Axl part of your dream lineup? so your backing off all those posts where you want Guns with out him?

  22. fuck back off, troll.

  23. What the hell....frieda chicken. Can I get a dessert? Yo I'm about to eat.

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