EstrangedTWAT

No.

Dude. Best.

Bill and Ted. /thread

All you smug fucks with your "significant others" and "wives"..... I sleep in a racing car.....do you??

My first instinct would be to fuck women throughout history, but on second thought, they were probably gross as fuck. Hair all over their entire bodies, rotting teeth falling out of their mouths, black cancerous growths on their faces. Bleeech. Maybe I'll go back several million years and see what dinosaurs really looked like. "Feathers." Yeah right.

Impossible. Dr Rockso was funny. Women aren't funny.

I am watching Ken Burns' Baseball. I started it almost ten years ago but stopped midway, and now I'm finally gonna watch all 22 hours or whatever. I'm only on hour 4. Early 1900s.

Conan started a podcast. I listened to the one he did with Bill Burr. It was nothing special....just a radio version of his show, but with an annoying female sidekick.

Ol' righty......good ol' number one...always there for me. Sure, I like to get lefty in there sometimes to spice things up, but when it's time to finish, only ol' righty knows exactly how I like it. Hey pal....we've been in "business" since 1992 or 1993-ish.....here's to several more decades.

Former EMPLOYEE, not former member. Get it right.

So what? This came out in 1967. Big fucking deal.

"Biggest Ball of Twin in Minnesota," hands down. I had it memorized as a kid. What a thrill when I got to see it performed live in 1998. I also saw Weird Al open for the Monkees Reunion Tour in 1986, one of my very first concerts.

Slash just came through Japan a few weeks ago. I immediately saw that I made the right decision by not going. The only non-"Slash" songs he played were Fall to Pieces and Nightrain. Yuck.

I generally dislike most dogs, but beagles make the most horrific fucking noises this side of a screaming baby. There's an asshole old man on my block that keeps a beagle all chained up and the fucking thing BARKS and WHINES at all hours and I just wish it and the old man would just fucking eat other.