EstrangedTWAT

I'll gladly take your rain. Fucking miserable here in sweltering Japan. At least the sun is down now.

Born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio....the greatest location in the nation!! the Mistake on the Lake. Been living just outside Tokyo for the last ten years though. I miss my family, but holy shit, I'm a lot happier here.

It's been an unbearably hot and humid summer here in Tokyo. Record highs and shit. Every time I leave my AC it's like swimming in ball soup. Like hanging out in Axl's sweaty ass taint. But it might allegedly rain today, but I'll believe it when I see it. They've been promising rain for weeks and nothing.

I love rain. We still haven't had a good summer thunderstorm. But typhoon season goes all through September so maybe something will come soon.

Hellllllll yes, that's Demi's gigantic bush.

OK, here's my highbrow "artistic" attempt. Don't open this at work. Longtime board members will see a familiar blast from the past.

Here's my first try. I don't know. It's pretty lazy and obvious. I'll try to get more highbrow on my next entry.

Go on retard. Type til your wittle fingertips bweed. Nobody gives a fuck. You're nobody, and this precious thread you're so proud of is nothing. Just like the limp, lifeless inch of skin hanging between your legs.

Meanwhile, Downzy at the gyner:

Within 5 seconds of clicking play my entire body was filled with murderous rage. All I could think of was how badly I wanted to knock his teeth out one by one, and slowwwwwly push my thumbs into his eyes until they burst. Don't......don't show me any more of his videos.

Tyler Drama or whatever that fag's name was that tried to get us shut down?

Soooooo fucking true. I hate her fucking turtle face.

Also, that's Randy, not Stan. Uploader is a tard, but an awesome South Park clip is an awesome South Park clip, so whassa nigga supposed ta do??

Naggers?