EstrangedTWAT

Hey. Faggot. Let me ask YOU something. Just who in the flying fuck you do think you are, coming univited onto the world's most dangerous GNR message board, and then have the fucking audacity to tell US what the "top 18 GNR songs" are? Serious question? What made you think a single one of us would give a flying fuck about your lazy, slapdash, pathetic attempt at clickbait that would have been tired 7 years ago but is the internet equivalent of end stage AIDS at this point?? 18 songs? 18? What, 2 extra would have killed you....don't believe in an even 20? Think 18 is gonna give you more clicks? Do we go find your boyfriend and tell him which 18 positions are best for getting his prostrate rammed by a strap on cause your baby dick just can't reach? Hell no, of course we don't. Cause we assume your queeny little bf knows what gets his fucking rocks off. We've been discussing the miniscule output of GNR day in and day out since this forum started in 2010. You think were were waiting 8 long years with our fucking thumbs up our asses for YOU to show up and INFORM US what the best "18 songs" are?? Guess JB can finally pack it in, mothball up the site. This cumguzzler here arrived at long last and informed us what we've all been dying to know but were too horsefucking stupid to ever even attempt to articulate for 8 years. Wow. Turns out November Rain is number one for some unknown reason cause some unknown faggot says it is. So hey pal...stick around while applying prep H to you ass sores before your next rectal ramming and please, oh pretty please, enlighten us with your wisdom about GNR. Tell us some shit we don't know, I'm fucking dying to hear it. I'm sure you're a wealth of information that you didn't just copy off the first google search hits. I'm sure you got some good shit we don't know. So.....?

Sigh. Fuckin Browns.

Talcum X.

Edgy. So Edgy. I think I cut myself on that edge. Ouch.

Who gives a shit?

In high school I wanted to bang Rachel the most. Now when I watch it she's such an annoying self centered vapid cunt I can't stand her being on the screen. I always found Phoebe the most annoying, but of the 3 women, she's by far the most pleasant to be around, so she's really the only one that would be an option.

10 Tuesdays left in 2018. #chinesedemocracystartsnow

Hardly a mystery: Wisconsin is inhospitable to human life. Only someone really fucked up in the head would stay in a place that actively tries to kill you with freezing temperatures half the year. (This applies to Canada too.)

Apparently google thinks I look like this charming fellow.

Do you think normies are finally getting tired of hearing #orangemanbad every fucking minute of every day for the last three years? It must be exhausting. When I was home my parents watched Fallon every night and it was so tired and limp it made my eyes roll into the back of my skull.

Weed is still super illegal in Japan. SUPER illegal. I'm actually pretty OK with that too. My experience a few weeks ago in the States has put me off weed for a while. Shit is waaaaaaay stronger than I remember it from high school. Scared the shit outta me. Tripped ballz.

I was actually watching that debate live, here in Japan, and when he said that I actually said out loud "OHHHHHHH!!!!!" like a black guy, alone in my room, just cause it was such an epic throwdown remark.

Hillary losing will never ever ever not make me smile. I could be 85 years old, on my deathbed, and see a clip of her losing and the ensuing meltdown and I'd still laugh.

Well duh. Weak ass East ain't got shit without LeBron. Warriors might let them win ONE game of the Finals if they're feeling charitable though. Or not. Could just sweep em.

Elizabeth Warren caught in a lie like a fucking schmuck, Stormy Daniels has to pay Trump's lawyers, stock market surged today, and to top it all off that nasty old cunt Hillary is still out there pissing off the few feminists that still support her by saying in an interview that Bill wasn't an abusive creep, but all the other men are. I've never been a Trump fan, but I have to admit the Left have been such raging assholes for the last several years that I really enjoy it when they have a run of shit luck.