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I bet it taste like refried beans and hot sauce farts

There is no better way for Woke Axl to show his support for open borders, free health care for all, doping children up with transginger pills, and $30 minimum wages than showing off an XXXXL "Feel the Bern" shirt. The public clearly needs to know Axl's ideology. How else are we going to know which Ruskie puppet to vote for?

Beth, você se lembra dos bons dias antes de Herman enfiar o pau na sua bunda? Nos dias em que você era secretária em Itajaí, no píer, onde todos os pescadores se revezavam naquela bunda suculenta? Eu sinto sua falta

I’ve been waking up with this

Just watched Louis CK's new special. Fucking brilliant as always. And already saw part of the liberal media bashing him and the special, the same media that wants you to vote for Joe Biden. Pathetic. There's a hilarious part in which he mentions one time when in Boston when he saw a pharmacy with a wheelchair on display. Like, is that really an impulse purchase? Then he says "Might be, so I don't have to drag myself around", pretending to be a legless person. Everyone laughs their shit out. Then he says "Cus I don't have legs. Cause I lost them. At the marathon." Then everyone shuts, and he calls'em all hypocrites. When it's just a generic legless person it's ok to laugh, but no, not those legless person. Here we're laughing at all legless person equally. The part about the word retarded is pure gold too. And he's right, we stopped using the word retarded, and they dissapeared! We used to have movies about retarded people, now they're totally excluded from society as we stopped calling them by their name. I completely lost my shit on the bad words part, by the end, if you watch you'll know what I'm talking about. Anyway, he talks a little about the incident, and to put it simply, he says he doesn't really know why he had such desire, obviously, what the fuck did people think, he was gonna be able to rationalize his sexual mania? He just says "If you ever ask someone to masturbate in front of them, ask then if they're sure (...) I like masturbating and I don't like being alone." Louis CK is a genius and it's great to have him back.

mygnr sucks fat cock, so does downzy aka downsyndrome.

it does, and sometimes she sharts in my mouth

Fuckers stole my shirt idea.

The person who posted the screenshots was the Pro Towel Waver.

Only CD II can fuel the resistance. MPC3000 you are our only hope.

He thinks that i'm Rick Dunsford, that's why he wont sell to me.

What a prick, how much do you think he is looking for, I don't think GNR will give much more than 10 grand.

Sounds great, did you make him an offer

I was John Aster! and this is what he also said to me

I might need a exercise bike. Go full hamster.

Apparently there's hundreds of thousands who can't file online and can't get a live person on the phone, which is standard for many states. It's similar to when I tried to get off Obamacare years ago, wouldn't let me do it online or by phone.

So Robert here supposedly opens up to this John Astor fellow, says its all for sale and admits to having the hard drive. Did this John guy buy it or what?

This tune seems to fit the world about now...

Found this one on facebook. Its bootleg, but its a brilliant play on the Social Distortion logo.

Didn’t know Axl wrestles as Otis in the wwe.

*Public Service Announcement* MAY SUNDAY BE THE DAY OF REST FOR YOUR SCHLONG, 1 DAY WITHOUT WANKING ISN'T THAT LONG, SO PLEASE LET IT REST, FOR THIS IS THE TEST, TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW , BEFORE YOU GIVE 'IT' YOUR BEST

ATE MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY FAT RESORT SHIT REUNION RASP FLEETING DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I STRUGGLE WITH BREATHING THIS IS MY FAT RESORT

Pantera ca$hing in on the Coronaviru$

Querido filho Você passou de pegar cocô de cachorro a limpar a bunda do homem gordo. Estou mais decepcionado com voice agora do que quando você nasceu!

Bird is the word

Yup, and they were so nice to crowd together and watch the Navy ship coming to help them.

Sensacional @Mr. Santos! Sorri com vontade agora! Isso me fez lembrar... Ela gosta do saco grandeQue quando balanca enche o cu de terraOpa! Peraí, Caceta

@Miser é um homossexual assim como meu filho

I went to 17 stores trying to find toilet paper. Fucking ridiculous I was at the point where I was gonna beat the shit out of anyone who was hoarding.

i have 13 rolls of double ply extra soft toilet paper. will trade only for The General or a song of equal value.

Bernie is too right wing for #wokeAXl

The vast majority of the casuals today likely have zero idea about Woke Fat Ginger on Twitter. I remember when Springsteen came out for Kerry in '04 and loads of conservatives sent him boxes full of their smashed up Boss CDs saying 'FUCK YOU!' At least it'd be much cheaper to post Axl's measly catalogue back to him. Or buy a 2006 4GB ipod Shuffle for $0.99 on ebay, load it with Guns, put a hammer to it and send it to him. Fat cunt.