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    if all you faggots would just calm the fuck down and wait i'm uploading the whole thing
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    rick has an interview with the ny post tomorrow i'm trying to convince him to slip in a fat axl reference
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    Pizza (Sorry) You like to hurt me, I know that you do You like to eat sweets that belongs to me and not you You’d like to have me, slim and sing good But I don’t want to do it You don’t know how I got fatter than you thought I could You thought fans would make me, exercise and rehearse What were you thinking? Just bring me sandwich You don’t why, I eat so much To hell with the gym, I don’t give flying fuck You know that I ate outdated pie Prepere to die when you will smell my fart You talk too much, Shut up and cook I just want to taste some greasy food You’ve got all ingredients You’ve got the recipe Why you’re still not cooking Is frustrating to me This Pizza’s for meeeee Vegetables for you Go to the kitchen and cook me and I will do shit This Pizza’s for meee Vegetables for youuu I fucked my nanny, I’m fat and sing like mickey mououse *melodic farts solo* Sit on toilet, All well and good You’ll clean my ass like I said that you would You sell them toy trucks that faggots will buy Like Rick the looser he’s stupid and gay Truth is the truth hurts don’t you agree It’s easier to be so fat and such a shit than to give single shit about fans I don’t owe you, no one goddamn thing You know where to find me, In Sonic Drive-In This Pizza’s for meeeee Vegetables for you Go to the kitchen and cook me and I will do shit This Pizza’s for meee Vegetables for youuu I fucked my nanny, I’m fat and sing like mickey mououse Now just bring, bring me chinese food you cunt You don’t know the reasons, why I am so FAAAAT PS. This is addressed to Fernando
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    In honor of the man @Bill Brasky I have granted GNFNR members unlimited likes. Don't thank me, thank Bill.
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    I assume most of you know that Billionaire is the general right ? because it is
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    It's time for Dadud and every other useless faggot who signed up in the last two months to go. We need to make a list of the decent ones who can say. If someone doesn't make the list, they are presumed faggot and have to go back.
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    Imagine how embarrassed Louis St. Laurent would be if he knew what his grandson was doing to the family name
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    Hilarious reading Twitter today after the Lefties got steamrolled by Boris Johnson in the UK election Academics, journalists, pundits, celebs all having meltdowns "How could this happen! Nobody saw this coming!" Not when you live in a bubble you twats. And people still treat these fools and their "expert opinions" as though they are fact. I'm loving it.
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    Really? The person who actually did those things isn't the psycho....it's those who remember the psycho's deeds? *In Izzy's voice* "No logic here today....." I'm sure there's tons of shit my Oxy marinated brain forgot. You're lucky that people like Saul, Eva, ppbebe,etc don't walk through the door. I'm just telling it like it is. There's no hate behind it.... certainly no bitterness. If people here are gonna read posts by someone claiming inside contacts, I think they deserve to know what they're dealing with. I lost? I'm not the one who runs for the nearest bridge when a GNR guitarist is inaudible on an album....
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    I only want songs with vocals. Why anybody cares about the vma rehearsals is beyond me.
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    I think the forum is doing quite well. The "reunion" is what it is, by its very happening it killed off the Axl vs Slash arguments and "what if" scenarios. We are left with a nostalgia tour to discuss, the same one that has been more or less on the road post CD release. Apart from some "new" old songs in the setlist not much has changed in terms of the gigs. So I don't really see any reason for the D&N section to be booming. There is only so many times you can discuss the same show no matter who is on the stage. A new song/album talk is what will get that section going again. Or the band falling apart again. Take your pick. As for the rest of the forum - it is doing fine. More than fine even. Mafia games are very popular and it is nice to have a forum to discuss whatever the fuck we want to discuss without some condescending social justice warrior breathing down our necks and setting a pack of frumpy harpy mods on us to scold us like bold children. If you want to see what that is like - check out Anything Goes on Mygnr. It is dead. Used to be the most active part of that site but now it is an echo chamber of liberal brainwashing with a handful of posters giving each other the internet equivalent of jazz hands because they shut down and censored the very posters that kept that place alive. It is actually hilarious that a GNR forum is being run like jezebel.com by a Canadian closet case, two womyn from the UK and a handful of beta nerd orbiters. It makes about as much sense as group of Syrian refugees and some Mexican illegal immigrants running a Donald Trump for President campaign.
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    I thought this had all stopped being funny a few years ago, but then this latest tour happened, and it's fucking hilarious. A list of Gn'R related things that are shit. - Axl - Looks like Warwick Davis. His hair looks like Boris Cunt Johnson. He sounds like he's been throat fucked by a Horse. - The stage show - The cheap images and video that Fernando has clearly put together himself. - The band - They look and sound bored as fuck. - The fans - Fat, ugly, neck-bearded, annoying screaming Woman who need to just shut up. - The merch - Shit. - Frank - Frank.
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    You cynical cunts. This is Loco Fucking Motive. One of GNR's top ten all time songs, only played what...5 or 6 times EVER? Brought back from the dead and resurrected......this was never, ever supposed to happen. I'm literally watching it like this right now: And the cherry on top is that faggot haircut cuck didn't get to see it in person.
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    The perfect cover art for this track: You're welcome.
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    Shit like this is why I am and always have been for closed borders.
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    "Sheld me from the blind, still you managed to be kind" Limited by syllables, our genius prince Axl created a new word - Sheld - which means the same thing as shielded but is only one syllable. Is there any limit to his intellect? We knew Atlas would be game-changing, but language-changing?
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    My wishes for an excellent Christmas to all of you. we had a lot more good than bad times in the best GNR forum in the world. We had misunderstandings but we all grew up with that. balance more than positive. Thank you all for the great discussions. @bring back izzy @bran @GUNNER @EstrangedTWAT @Damn_Smooth @suiccidematt @GnRLiars @John Bonham @bacardimayne @magisme @deelowbrown @I_Are_ess @Major Mayhem @Barry @AndreCC @sixes @Ragnar @Skeeter
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    And Guns N' Roses doesn't have a singer
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    Remember guys Axl only does sound check when the band is adding a song to the playlist if axl trolls bacardi and plays so fine the last 20 plus years is forgiven.
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    The idea that they (GNR) are "building momentum" or in any way gearing up for anything other than more stale touring and embarrassing tatty merchandise that is based off of AFD is ridiculous. What was that word JB posted the definition of?
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    well i'm a big fat asshole one huge mother got a rattlesnake girdle under my shirt said i'm still gaining weight, i take my pepsi straight and honey you can make a take-out run well i've got one spot left on this setlist and i think i'm feeling a new song but those bacon-wrapped sausages i got to go yeah they're really making me feel wrong and i can tell you honey i ain't debuting nothing toniiiiight
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    i wouldn't give a single fuck about the rehearsals if maskless buckethead was playing the general no axl = no buys
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    I feel like the EP is punishment for the leaks
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    Mac daddy is in town. Ronald McDonald sit the fuck down. Mac daddy is here, the ginger one, sipping his Chinese Buddha beer like he got no problems, fernando you queer. Get back to work cause mac daddy is here.
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    you forgot the most important part: not only does he have it because he hacked into Axl's incompetent manager's e-mail, but said manager paid him $30,000 not to leak it and hid it from Axl as a "tour expense"
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    So fat he literally ate the songs.
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    Bragging about having Silkworms is like bragging about having aids. Did Pitman crack you on the ass with his red towel on the way out? We want the Lone Ranger's Native American sidekick or Arthur Leigh Allen.
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    But what about Axl's VISION? He wouldn't have destroyed the old band just to release 14 subpar songs would he? I'm sure there 70 songs ready to be released with kick ass vocals and SRV meets Queen guitars + saloon piano. Axl is the best. This is the kind of hatred that makes my blood boil.
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    Axl's probably laying down vocals for a new live album.
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    A few weeks ago, Mickey Rourke tweeted a pic of him and Axl hanging out. Then, a snarky fan sent the photo to a Canadian local news show that shows pictures of old people celebrating birthdays or anniversaries. So, the implication is that Mickey and Axl are an old couple (Axl being the wife) celebrating fifty years of marriage. It's funny, because they both look older and shittier than they should, and in fact, were both considered quite handsome in their prime; so the fact that they turned out to be such train wrecks at this point in their lives is a source of amusement and merriment. Do you understand?
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    GNR is out of touch with reality. lol radio.
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    On the first day of Cuckmas My Jarmo gave to me A sternly worded repartee On the second day of Cuckmas My Jarmo gave to me An explanation why Melissa is More important than Izzy On the third day of Cuckmas My Jarmo gave to me Two karma demotions and A passive aggressive smiley On the fourth day of Cuckmas My Jarmo gave to me Four rationalizations on why Slash is now cancer free On the fifth day of Cuckmas My Jarmo gave to me Five threads moved faster Than you can say Russ TCB On the sixth day of Cuckmas My Jarmo gave to me Six concert photos worse Than Richard's side piece On the seventh day of Cuckmas My Jarmo gave to me A banning for calling Axl Fat and fucking lazy You get the rest.. Jarmo is a weak wristed nancy boy and Guns N Roses fucking sucks
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