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    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal
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    I'll add all the post-game stuff in a few hours Thanks for playing everyone
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    "Rock N Roll" "Thunder Thunder" "Rock N Roll Highway" "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You" "Rock Or Roll Or Get Outta My Way" "Rock Rock Rock" "Love Injection" "Bust A Rock" "Don't Stop" "Rock Or Die" "Rockin' Again" "Go Big Or Go Rock" ^Leaked tracklist
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    The guy with a fridge full of salami
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    Maybe she is 'the one,' and you fucked it up. Maybe you'll regret it for the rest of your life, but the pain will gradually fade. Join the club, buddy. You will move on. You will find someone else. Maybe it will never be as good as this was. Maybe you'll learn your lesson and try harder not the fuck the next relationship up as badly.
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    Who knew that instead of nuclear war destroying the world, the weight of its own faggotry would
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    It's good to have @wasted back. He brings a lot to the forum.
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    Fauxcohontas is in my home town tonight and no one gives a shit lol.
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    Many here, like @EstrangedTWAT are curious to know when and how the fact of the photo of my and avatar took place. It happened during GUNS N' ROSES' March 16 concert in Melbourne, Australia, in the year 2013. I do not know how it was, but the beautiful woman took the stage and showed her breasts to Axl. some info here: http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/nsfw-video-axl-rose-s-breasts-and-nuts-in-melbourne/
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    Mental illness has become fashion. Fake autism, fake anxiety, fake depression -- just people without problems or depth making shit up to look interesting. If any of them ever experienced the real thing they'd probably neck themselves within an hour.
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    Miser - millions of people go through a divorce or painful breakup and think that they are losing “the one.” And that they will never replace her, never be happy again, and never find somebody as good as her. And you know what happens??? A year later they are in love again and in even a better relationship. If you treated this chick like shit. And she isn’t sure you are her one in a million, then guess what? You guys aren’t fucking soulmates. True soulmates or one in a million relationships don’t take this much work. This is your sign. She isn’t The One. Secondly - stop comparing your life to celebrities. You aren’t Axl Rose. This girl isn’t your Stephanie Seymour, whatever the hell that is. Do you smack her around? Do you make her piss in a kitty litter box? That’s the relationship those two had....and how did it work out? Are they married and living happily ever after? It’s literally cringeworthy when you use pop culture or celebs when describing your life. I seriously hope you never actually told her “you are my Stephanie Seymour.” Finally. Like so many others have said. You have to fix yourself. You have to become happy with YOU. Then, and only then should you commit to a serious relationship. Until then, just hoodrats and casual fun. Crazy attracts crazy. You might find your dream woman, but you will never “get” or keep her until you fix yourself. But dude. You’ve been told this a million times before. Fix yourself. Be happy being alone. Stop comparing your life to rock stars. And stop thinking every girl is The One.
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    Fully expected this image with the story.
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    She's cute and she clean asses. Gotta love asians ...
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    norwegian girls have the lowest standards imaginable (i say this because the only girl i've slept with is norwegian)
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    Because it doesn't completely fleece the consumer, and we don't allow shit like that.
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    That being said, I love the comments on the video. ”my wife’s boyfriend really liked this. Thank you!” 🤣
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    Can't wait for arnold to lose his house because he forgot to pay the fine for the time his cat took a diabetes piss on 3 square inches of his neighbors lawn.
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    About 5 years or so ago the public library sent me a bill for late fees of a book i forgot to return in 1993 when I was 6. The book in question.....
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    Mr. magisme's whiteboard material for the day: Class on Martin Luther King Day? How Racist Is It and When Do We Burn the Campus?
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    My brother flew to Hawaii and tent camped in the woods. He woke up every day and walked into the Hyatt where he ate and drank and hung out by the pool.
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